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Despite being the the taller and older sister, Brittany had missed out on the boob gene that had run in her family. Her mom was a DD and her sister wears a 32G. She pretended like she didn’t care, but Brittany was quite jealous.
saintbeetle:this one goes out to all the LGBTQIA+ people who have to deal with watching straight people who have treated them like shit change their profile pictures rainbow and pretend that they’re the world’s best allies for the rest of the week
punchlikeawhitegirl: but like, the thing that disturbs me the most is that before he met bella, edward was like. living. pretending to be human. he was a vampire in the eighties. edward cullen had to blend in with other high school kids in the eighties.
onthelosingside: the entire fandom collectively casually pretending not to notice the ‘sweetheart’ at the beginning of the outtake
No, the date is not 11/11/11 the date is 11/11/2011 You can't just pretend like the first two digits of the year don't exist to create hype.
awesomeomar79: peskynymph: raininjuarez: The eyes of every man in the place seemed tethered to her from the instant we arrived. They tried to resist the urge to stare, but, really, one can’t fight such a force of nature, It ’s like pretending
saintbeetle: this one goes out to all the LGBTQIA+ people who have to deal with watching straight people who have treated them like shit change their profile pictures rainbow and pretend that they’re the world’s best allies for the rest of the week
shmeiliarockie: I’m pretending the real ending to the Night at the Musueum trilogy is that Ahk comes back to the natural history museum in a few years, saying “It was nice to visit my parents for a while, but it was time I came home.” He brings
beautifulwhatsyourhurry: margflower: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. “Stop being dead right now.” the initial panic though
sixpenceee:At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are Eric Harris
tlcrmt: I’ve been trying to caption this for nearly an hour. This is just me, in my body, pretending that there’s no need to worry about the rest of the world. Happy, happy Monday. – There really is no need to worry about the rest of the world…
girlanarchy:I will support individual sex workers with my dying breath.but the sex industry?you can NOT ask me to condone that shit. it’s one of the major forces of female oppression in the world and I can’t pretend to be okay with the damage it’s
razorshapes: Tim Etchells - Let’s Pretend, 2008 The simple phrase spelt out in the sign invites a complicity with its author, proposing an act of shared denial or deliberate and very public forgetting. The ‘this’ referred to however – the situation,
backwoodsxoprincess: the-80s-do-it-better: attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read
acetylene-eyes: Jenny Boot - Sauvage! for Kalblut Magazine (2013) I won’t even pretend I understand the lighting design here. A key light aimed at the background slightly to the right of the model’s shoulder? No fill light? Her body blocks roughly
runwithskizzers: sdseraph: fireheartedkaratepup: the-80s-do-it-better: attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
“The story tells of a blind man who lost his lover, the same one he pretends to talk to at the table. He then goes to dress in his suit for her funeral. Unable to carry on he runs to cliffs to commit a suicide but as he runs he feels the
showerponderings: “If Star Wars didn’t exist, we’d never have had the fun of pretending we could use the Force whenever the doors open at the grocery store.” — http://ifttt.com/missing_link?1576217962
alexinspankingland: sega628: alexinspankingland: I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded
lovefromagoodgirl: fantasycupboard: lovefromagoodgirl: I’m a good girl, I swear Oh I don’t think so. Everyone knows the summer research jobs in the library are for the girls who pretend to be good while they sit at the desk in front, but they are
imagine-all-the-people:Critical race theory: what is it?The truth is never easy. That doesn’t mean we put our heads in the sand and pretend it didn’t exist, or because it’s ugly make up some bullshit reasons why we shouldn’t teach the truth to
yummum109: The more i pretended to be fed up with my perv son..the rougher he got and the rougher he got the harder it got to hide my sordid pleasure.
ialmostdo: punx-n-pancakes: functioningfailure: adventure-often: pansyherpaderp8d: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend
j-and-t-midwest-hotwife: Halloween photoshoot part 2 of 3. The cop abuses her prisoner, then gets carried away, loses her weapons and becomes the hostage. She submits to the sexual desires of the perp, and although she pretends to struggle against
theories-gravityfalls: Umm… Soooo does anyone have a theory for this? Waddles is actually the god of the gf universe and he was pretending to be a normal pig to see if humanity is worth saving and saves the world on the series finale
pachikun: dannphan29: Check out these AWESOME pictures from the new WOY episodes: The Fremergency Fronfact, and The Boy Wander~!!Hater looks like he’s out of his mind xD And Wander riding on top of the bubble is so cutee!!! OMG Wander pretend to
punx-n-pancakes: functioningfailure: adventure-often: pansyherpaderp8d: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its
youngbloodsarah:trashnerdd:i’m that boring person who always orders the same thing at a restaurant so when they give me the menu i just pretend to stare at it thoughtfully for a while before ordering my usual The workers at the cafe I like don’t
shaniquadontplay: lonelycanary: its-a-deathwish: hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off.
sixpenceee: At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are Eric Harris
camdub: sixpenceee: At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are
mancandykings:The question people ask me all the time is, “How was it playing a gay character? How was it pretending to love a man?” And I don’t mean to be abrasive, but that’s just the stupidest question in the world to me. To assume there is
claudiaboleyn: What I hate about heteronormativity is that you will get the most mind-blowing, realistic, palpable chemistry between two characters of the same gender in a show and the writer/cast will bend over backwards to pretend it’s in the fans
freakoftheangels: swarley-the-last-airbender: motorcyclle: swarley-the-last-airbender: what is wrong with this fandom you came out of the coma yesterday? the fandom is that way for more than nine months i like to pretend that never happened Byrke
