the pretender
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cuckoldcaps: Pretend you never saw it…
“I would pretend to be drunk just to go for a ride with you.”
cookies-make-the-world-go-om-nom: I just can’t get enough of this XD Part 1 Part 2 #ReplaceSherlockQuotesWithMoustache John’s Mustache Week: Day 1
“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client just to see you.â€
dudewheresmycat: justplainsomething: capsicle107: #everyone is all over hiddleston for this scene but can we appreciate how great evans was at imitating his mannerisms? Evans was so good that we forgot it wasn’t Hiddleston playing Loki pretending
grapesngapes: Non stop squirting Does this bitch have any bladder control? Stopping and starting to piss all the time, lol.
yea lets pretend that post never happened and have this eruri instead yeehaw
poor tentacles, you’re so use to doing your usual act on Applejack in these challenges. can’t blame it for being a little confused when it’s someone else, whose pretending to be something they are not. Not sure if there will be a follow
matt1970man: daddys-sweet-butterfly: I love that we don’t have to pretend I love it aswell
hightouchghost: ifyoudontl0veme-pretend: coolification: Judging you if you don’t reblog this I CAN’T BREATHE
moosekingofhell: sobbing-teenage-mess: can i just im gonna pretend i never saw this post because that is just awful :O OMFGGGG
thecolorsofmymind: And yet it is a folly to pretend that one ever wholly recovers from a disappointed passion. Such wounds always leave a scar. There are faces I can never look upon without emotion; there are names I can never hear spoken without
bring-on-all-the-pretenders: new-gin: (via ox-timkaay, tinydolls) AHHSTORYOFMYLIFE(:
slutsbow2sir: You will never, and I mean NEVER be anything more than a hole for him to put to use so quit all of the pretending and give in to what you know you are. Give in to total submission, total objectification, total degradation, total humiliatio
so-personal: everything personal♡
now-broken-again-and-no-refund: isaidnobodyknows: ven-a-mi-infierno: Nos obligábamos a pretender, a olvidar. para no volver a caer.
firelion: Foo Fighters The pretender.
commanderfreddy: tom nook coming over to my house for a nice cup of tea and being unable to tear his eyes away from the mona lisa with eyebrows i got from his wretched ex husband who he never formalised a divorce with
Outfit of the day! Saw my English teacher while I was buying this baby. After a long time, I’ve been reunited with my love.♥ Though it’s too small……
transmanrichardstrand: thedevilscub: dragonite-master: janemba: my favorite part of scooby doo tho is when daphnes glamour and materialism somehow helps solve the mystery Ok but if she knew she was allergic why tf you gonna risk your entire arm
mysticaljew: when you get insulted and you pretend like it doesn’t hurt:
ethicalcringe: fucked-right-all-night: It’s entirely possible to like a tweet by accident. Also, let’s not pretend that leftist men can satisfy women. If my body count is evidence, then they certainly can’t. I don’t know what that means but
babyscarsonly: thevictimintheromanfallout: before-she-falls: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME. PEOPLE DO NOT CUT BECAUSE THEY THINK ITS “COOL” SELF HARM IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE AND IF YOU CAN PRETEND YOUR SAVING A LIFE MY GLAMORIZING SLICING
3m0-cutie: bubbleez: 3m0-cutie: I like to pretend that my follower count is some kind of weird BPM that I can play music to. How do you play to 0 BPM?
ass-butt-fallen-angel: stiles2014: i hate it when my “friends” just dismiss something i’m really passionate about like “oh you’re talking about that again” like shut up don’t ruin this for me do you know how many times i’ve pretended
mild-manneredpate: soulsmusings: Bloody pretenders. Bloody clerics. Bitch I will cut you.
chiwa-kai: Priscilla is done :) Pretend her doll isn’t butt ugly Paint tool SAI, 4-5ish hours? Texture is from here.
handsomejackass:trick i use to help with social anxiety: pretend everyone is an npc in an rpg. they don’t affect you or your main quest. they’re not important in your life. they’re just kind of there. shopkeepers? just selling their wares. that
Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders, Nashville Rooms, London, by David Corio.
crackervolley: Alone on a Friday night? Maybe I could pretend to be your girlfriend Support < |D’‘‘
I The Pretender
unrest: I want to see your favourite band, I want you to stay at mine and pretend we are just friends but really I want us to stay up all night spooning and having sex and finally I want to fall asleep at 5am in your arms.
always-arousedxxx: I’ll let you pretend. Then I’ll say thank you…
clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit!
ccavill: La vie d’Adèle (2013) - Abdellatif Kechiche I feel like I pretend all the time… There’s something missing…
bastardsofy0ung: beautifulm0nsters: eruditetyro: pretend Fine with me i would be the gayest gay i could ever be.
bonersniper: powerragers: Billy behind the scenes 👊💙 And they pretended not to know he was a Big Gay Oh, they knew alright.
daydream24-7: Badass Mommy Mikasa is here everyone ! I did this because I just adore the idea of Mikasa being a mom <3 I think this is the future she deserves after all she went through .. she needs a loving family ! and having a kid of her own
exbrah: That’s not the way a mother should treat their babies Mika!Have some Mika pretending to be human
3 bands that you don’t have to like because you’re allowed to have your own opinion -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce The Veil -A Day To Remember 3 bands that you have to at least pretend to like for me to talk to you -Dance Gavin Dance -Pierce
fuckyeahstreetlights: Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? Submitted by:http://stev3nlee.tumblr.com/
themaninthechair: Millions of people, pick any twoThey could be just likeYou and me used to beWay back when, strangers, then -I turned the cornerAnd there you stoodYour smile like home to meYour heart familiarNo use pretending, not that I could
i’m climbed a rock and then i realised i couldn’t really get down from there again so i pretended i was well comfortable and just wanted to live on a rock from then on
secretladyspider: salkryn: portentsofwoe: i-rogue: the-edge-marquess: pinkcheesegreenghost: aggrokawaii: pregnantseinfeld: i-rogue: pregnantseinfeld: kittycatdeathtrap: pregnantseinfeld: dagwolf: Vomitous can we please stop pretending
fpuppet: Daddy takes what he wants. The puppet pretends to resist.
swedishcervixpoker: My little sister always pretends to wonder why her ass is sore in the morning.
I am always made to look like the bad guy.
artemuscain-gamingandbs: baroquen-sol: seerofsarcasm: confusedtree: dspazdoesntcare: What the hell did I just watch? It’s me pretending to be a video game character what is wrong with you it’s pretty straight-forward Wow this is really accurate
yeah, I was once again surprised by how much I liked it. I wish the monster had a better ending, but otherwise pretty fun. Also, Happy Valentine’s! (pretend I waited to answer this until today because of that)
Top 10 Friendships (as voted by my followers) 8. Stefan and Caroline (The Vampire Diaries) “You don’t have to pretend with me.”
regardsbree replied to your post: regardsbree replied to your post: my first time… lmfao, truuu I can only relieve my irritation through pretending to beat his ass every time he texts me.
I’m gonna pretend that someone else will clean the centipede/milipede thing I squished with a book and I’m gonna leave it and go to sleep
Fem Of The Cosmos
@dawnblxde replied to your post: She clears her throat. Oop, she didn’t…Noctis vc: *Pretends not to be happy to see her return.* /Welcome back! &lt;3 “ Okaaaay cool guy, don’t think I don’t see
hebbycakes: sonicbandicoot: I think the world should take account into this scene i really liked lion king 2 except for that fucking “upendi” song
NEPETA WORKS GREAT WITH EVERYONE Nepeta/Aradia because Aradia trusted in Nepeta with her secret and Nepeta stopped catpunning just for her. Nepeta/Tavros because they were rp buddies and play pretended to deal with his cat allergies to hang with her,
Now we sit and hope the Calafiore’s don’t go the Caleb Reynolds route and try and sue me.
rosaparking: i will talk about sex openly as much as i want cause i think the world has enough people telling women to shut up about sex meanwhile guys are pretending to f*** my ass when im in line at tim hortons so yah ladies please talk about sex till
darkistoolight: Just found out the guy I like doesn’t like me back, but it’s cool. I pretend I don’t have feelings.
is too late for a halloween fanart? because I was thinking of doing something creepy, and I realized that there could be nothing creepier than see Lin pretending to be a delicate princess.
