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“If you were a Power Ranger action figure, I would pretend my bed was Charlie Welsborough’s car just so I could tie you to it.”
Will you please expose me everywhere. I’m an in the closet sissy faggot but I want out. No more pretending I’m a straight male. Expose and humiliate me please!!
cheshirecatsmile37art: manda-doodle: Lolipop pretends she doesn’t get upset. That’s ok, Madii understands
“Shit, babe…” He stammered, blinking down at a wildly grinning Marco and trying to remember how to breathe. Frosted Windows (Swim Trunks Pt. 3) by Quartetship Mr. Insanely-hot-beej-moves-in-the-kitchen-but-falls-apart-under-Jean-in-the-bedro
sometimes, in the dead of night, I like to pretend I’m clever and/or funny
lifewasted: THE PRETENDER. ACOUSTIC. THE PRETENDERFUCKINGACOUSTIC I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND.
Relatively sfw? It’s not like you guys don’t see people without shirts on elsewhere. >.> Anyways, I have super sensitive skin. If I don’t do things very carefully I’ll break out in rashes all over it’s the worst. Luckil
morbid-twat: unculturedmag: The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get. Joanna Hoffman -
‘i mean, maybe. it could have been someone else pretending to be a whale. i dont know”
Paint-by-number dreams…I love that Jackson Browne song “The Pretender”! Its poetic description of settling for a hum-drum existence, and the concept of attempting to achieve success through conformity. That song kept floating through my mind as
be-cronus: ddeeric: How can anyone pretend cronus is a good character like I know how it is to latch onto bad characters and be totally aware of the bad things they’ve done and still love them and I’m not trying to directly call out people who like
greyjoyofpyke: sandeul innocently hitting gongchan with the wand
It’s like the second I’m about to forget you, you message me and I have to pretend nothing’s wrong again
chipsprites: Everyone: Pokémon Origins & Geneations were so good, make more content like that!The Pokémon company, giving Pikachu terf bangs and pretending not to hear anything:
katy-l-wood: thestarsaredown: cutest-angel-in-heaven: swede-bloggg: pep95: queenbradbury: omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon and today we
What’s that A$AP, little Saint Laurent? Probably what you’re thinking ‘bout, The commas in my bank account, Preety bitches bring em out, Jiggy nigga in the house
dent-arthur-dent: miss-love: I just want to bring this backwhile we’re pretending girls in nerd culture don’t have it bad NATALIE PORTMAN was accused of being a “fake nerd girl”THIS IS HOW FAR THE IGNORANCE GOESIT GOES THIS FAR
eridan-amporadorable: zombie-tea-party: surprisebitch: tentaclerapper: methylbenzene: when i was little and my parents were driving id pretend there was a man/being/thing running alongside the car who had to follow certain rules like “he can only
i-bonesnapper: autumn-cairn: i-bonesnapper: Atleast I’ll get to know what skull fucking is like. wtf no… im gonna bite the mouth off and pretend i’m making out with a skeleton your weird
overlypolitebisexual: also can we stop pretending skinny shaming is on the same level as fat shaming? im against shaming people’s bodies no matter what and i think doing so is disgusting but thin bodies are still far more accepted and catered to and
starter-packs: The “I pretend I skate but I can’t” starter pack No pants
1nd2rd3st: ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 750,324 people whose mama taught them right
theotreptos: “The Iliad accepts violence as a permanent factor in human life and accepts it without sentimentality, for it is just as sentimental to pretend that war does not have its monstrous ugliness as it is to deny that it has its own strange and
movie-gifs: Come back and make up a goodbye at least. Let’s pretend we had one. ETERNAL SUNSHINE OF THE SPOTLESS MIND (2004) dir. Michel Gondry
unculturedmag: The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get. Joanna Hoffman
deerstalkingdeathfrisbee: weenierenegades: CATS ARE FUCKIN WEIRD don’t pretend you wouldn’t stretch like this if you had the flexibility
malleableheart:pasmagnifiquee:pretended i was snowed in today and watched movies and made this the red string of fate apparently there’s an old japanese belief that there is a red string tied to our little fingers that is connected to someone else and
caterinasforzas: what to wear when…in a norwegian fairy tale. examples: east o’ the sun and west o’ the moon (østenfor sol og vestenfor måne), kari trestakk (katie woodencloak), de tre bukkene bruse (three billy goats gruff), [norwegian fairy
moochusrex: happychuckmas: my housie just told she was chased into a graveyard by daleks i can’t find any alcohol but i think she must be drunk or insane ITS CALLED THE DR WHO EXPERIENCE LAUREN I FLEW THE TARDIS AS WELL. !!!!!!!!! Was at Earls
spookydraws: Look Hamilton finally found some friends 8v8 pretend JOHN CENA HERCULES MULLIGAN is out of frame punching a cloud or something I don’t know @linmanuel i’m sorry man
yawpkatsi:SAMBUCKY KISSES based on that kiss on the forehead/nose/ear/lips meme!!OR: In which Bucky is a troll and Sam has to pretend he thinks it’s annoying instead of cute.
bethanyactually: bethanyactually: #can I pretend these are Carter-O’Neill home movies? (olafurneal) YES YOU CAN. And so shall I! #well daniel and sam carry camcorders on missions #so I’m gonna go ahead and headcanon that someone in the sgc in charge
CN, I’m going to pretend I’m not disappointed that you’re having an Uncle Grandpa marathon on the 21st and not a Steven Universe marathon
After landing, Steven and Pearl just kinda sit for a while and talk about space. Pearl gets too choked up reminiscing so Steven takes over to talk about all the adventures they’re going to have one day
fohk: “Come back and make up a goodbye at least. Let’s pretend we had one” Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004)Michel Gondry
miaman: heroburger: So I just got this weird message from someone pretending to be Beek. I’ve never even spoken to Beek so I was really confused at first. However this url has a hyphen. Beek’s url is beekwhy, not beek-why. When you go to the blog
ectobiologist: tumblr users like to pretend that they’re superior to everyone else around them because ooh I’m so advanced I know about gay people when, honestly, tumblr is hurting the advances of most minority groups yes, tumblr is a place where
frackinsweet: blondejean: best fanfic tropes: ‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’ 'maybe we should pretend to date’ 'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’ 'my room mate is kind of hot?????’
serkonnos: ✖ Hound 4 ≫ Shuusei Kagari ↪ “If Sybil is God, then are you pretending to be the Devil or something? Don’t make me laugh! Both you and I are trash who simply envy the happiness others have. I don’t care if thousands of citizens
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
slussy: theremina: A group portrait of female punk and new wave musicians in London, August 1980, L-R (back) Debbie Harry of Blondie, Viv Albertine of The Slits, Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie And The Banshees, (Front) Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders,
sasha-the-elf-02: realmofbreeders: ahegao-hentai1:Dark elf I do love Dark Elves <3 “We do tend to be much more fun than the others. Most of us don’t pretend to be anything other than thirsty for a good dicking.” -Chloe
theremina: A group portrait of female punk and new wave musicians in London, August 1980, L-R (back) Debbie Harry of Blondie, Viv Albertine of The Slits, Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie And The Banshees, (Front) Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders, Poly Styrene
Hhh it’s really taking a whole lot of courage but anyway, here’s day 3 of the art challenge I’m doing right now.The uncensored version doesn’t even have nipples so I mean you can ask for it if you want but you’re not gonna get anything special.Please
jaclcfrost: hell yeah i like roleplaying oh. oh you meant the erotic in the bedroom kind. not the pretending to be a fictional character online kind. oh. my bad
already planning to be fangirling over the Soft Parade on March 23 pretending he's Jim Morrison. The SOFT PARADE Live1, fellow Doors lovers come with!
I’m pretty sure if I was the devil I would look as cute as possible and make people fall in love with me
scaryskeletman replied to your post: hi im a firebender My sister and I used to actually teach Shaolin Kempo, the martial art Firebending is modeled after, right when The Last Airbender was showing on TV. It did not help the “pretending you’re
i get so mad at irl tv shows where they set a meal scene and have real food on the table but the characters are just poking at it with their silverware and twirling food on their forks and pretending to chew but they haven’t eaten anything SO WASTEFUL
I’ve been trying really hard to keep my shit together and pretend I’m not bothered by my situation, but I’m absolutely lying to myself. The way he makes me feel is awful and I hate myself more and more the longer I make myself deal with it. I desperately
habituallyzen: The core of your true self is never lost. Let go of all the pretending and the becoming you’ve done just to belong. Curl up with your rawness and come home. You don’t have to find yourself; you just have to let yourself
xekstrin: the best thing about jen’s cinders in the chained rose art is that she has a cigarette holder in them like a pretentious douche and that’s so Cinder it hurts especially in chained rose Cinder pretends she is so hard but really she’s just
ikimaru: well I believe it all is coming to an end oh well I guess we’re gonna pretend let’s see how far we’ve come!! [darn tumblr resizing please view the full version here instead haha]
castiel-knight-of-hell: bombing: we need to stop being so desperate about finding aliens. we need to play hard to get, pretend like we couldn’t care less. watch them come rushing into our atmosphere Scully from the other side of the bed: Mulder
Pick her up and pretend you're going to throw her in the pool. She'll scream and fight you, but secretly, she'll love it. Hold her hand while you talk. Hold her hand when you drive. Just hold her hand. Tell her she looks pretty. Look her in the eyes when
turquoiselavender: lunaoki: psyducked: thebestoftumbling: Dog owner pretends to suddenly collapse while walking his dog and records the dog’s reaction. I thought this was going to be adorable but i’m the dog Same
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