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yixingsgrl: “Can i kill myself accidentally by falling down the stairs?†Asia 1997-2016@bbhgrl made me do this, i blame exo, and no one can say im not a good friend, my side hurts and im tagging no one When will ur faves ever fall down the stairs
Went to the Green Dragon Inn (New Zealand) and had some cider after pretending to be a hobbit running around barefoot :) life is good. if you like cool hobbit homes, you’re in luck–I’ll be posting heaps when I get the chance :D
kawaiidetectiveenthusiast: Cir and Yenn and some rando black dude for a minute or so. Another Patreon request that got extended cause I just finished reading the books and he can pretend the games don’t count but he can also eat a dick. mixtape (sound)
Last month on a whim I joined the Ashley Madison web site. I had no intention of actually cheating on my loving husband, I just wondered what my girlfriends were always giggling at. It was wickedly fun to pretend that I would cheat and to tease the
Don’t you love that your hubby no longer complains when I tell him to sleep in the guest bedroom, that he no longer pretends to be the man of the house?.
“I don’t give a shit. I’m wearing it tonight, and I’m wearing it at fucking school next Friday.” He buried his face in the dark green fabric to prove his point; he didn’t have to pretend to love the smell of sweat
in which I pretend I can actually art. For reference, I used several TJ portraits and a screenshot of HBO’s John Adams for finer details of the face.
wooyoung: B1A4 pretending they're on the moon
2spooky-on-broadway: aslytherinsuperwholockian: the-whooligans: ugh-perf-lyfe: pretending-that-im-cool: thethingiam: ifangirllunalovegood: Don’t worry, Rock. Paper’s just giving you a hug. And now I have a headcanon, where Paper and Rock are
clayorey: Fall Of Gods Burn the false idols. Cast down the pretenders. Bring down the False Gods.
ipromisenototell: the heels…the short hair…the pretend shyness..all totally hot
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Studio Trigger does Pacific Rim. Consider me sold.Well. Pacific Rim with a dash of Evangelion, Gurren Lagann, and dare I hope someone designing the Franxx drew inspiration from Star Driver? Even if they didn’t, I’m going to pretend they did.This isn’t
Unless the last episode is SOMEHOW amazing, I’ll just pretend that The Long Night was the last episode.
fini-mun: Trying new tools :) I like to pretend Shade got a ‘good ending’. Instead of. Y’know.
A group portrait of female punk and new wave musicians in London, August 1980, L-R (back) Debbie Harry of Blondie, Viv Albertine of The Slits, Siouxsie Sioux of Siouxsie And The Banshees, (Front) Chrissie Hynde of The Pretenders, Poly Styrene of X-Ray
i’m just gonna let this night go to the dark RPF place i know some of you were thinkin about see it’s not that weird, because i drew their wife/gf there filming it that makes it not weird i’m just really excited about sherlock s3 okay
tarukai788: sheepdemon: capturd: capturd: capturd: when people pretend 2 be insane for no apparent reason Actually, it’s called Münchausen syndrome. This is an actual psychological mental illness. It’s when you pretend to have a physical
beyoncestitty: markofcainesoren: i love how russia has all these anti-lgbt+ laws and the rest of the world’s just like this is the stupidest fucking post i have ever seen it is illegal to be gay in 83 countries stop pretending russia is the only
mamalalonde: mamalalonde: mamalalonde: i have this friend, his name’s jamal, and when we were younger, he was obsessed with pokemon, and pretended he was a pokemon trainer. one time we saw this stray cat, and he pretended it was a pokemon, and tried
betterbemeta: tastefullyoffensive: [klaroline] But you know a protest to this would be to just repeatedly clean the toilet. Just do it. Pretend you’re in a video game and grind toilet cleaning for points. water and rewater and rewater the plants.
lilfaux: one time me and my best friend booked a hotel room and there was a phone in the toilet and I pretended to use the phone but then it broke so we just left it
jibriljoestar: marebear-123: hip-hop-fanatic:ISIS members all pray in different directions, how could they possibly be Muslims “Sometimes the CIA forgets to teach people pretending to be Muslims that Mecca is in the same direction.” this
deanshuggybear: fozmeadows: In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist. game of thrones
thicccc: accioganja: thicccc: accioganja: thicccc: totally iconic i cant believe one direction started the abbey road phenomenon i’m so proud of them I really hope people know that it was the Beatles who started this not One Direction! the beatles?
Our series, The 10s, is not and should never be misconstrued as a “best of” list. We do not hold any privilege to rank, order, or denote certain selections over another. We refuse to even pretend to be experts on anything. The 10s is merely
caterinasforzas: what to wear when…in an algonquian (omàmiwinini) fairy tale. examples: odjìshìngwe ikwe (the rough-face girl, a cinderella variant), tumilkoontaoo (the broken wing), miskwa wàbìsì (the red swan) [the stock hero figure in algonquian
Trying to finish work early today so I can head to the post office and pick up the pre order bonus pokéball. …. Then I’m going to chase the cats around with it and pretend I’m ash and have just defeated all the leagues.
mumblesplash:mumblesplash:kinda miss sitting in restaurants with my friends loudly having what is clearly the weirdest conversation the couple two tables over has heard all week and pretending not to notice them chuckle at my jokes but making sure to
leperlisper: #there are the days when you’re Kylo and then the days when you’re the troopers
When I was at a GoT panel, Lena Heady had mentioned how she and Peter had lived together for quite a while, and that when she didn’t give him the proper amount of attention, Peter would come storming into the room, saying, “I’ve been pretending
mizgnomer:Behind the scenes of The Idiot’s Lantern (Part Two of Four)Other parts (so far): [1]Excerpts from Jason Arnopp’s interviews in DWM #371Mark [Gatiss, Writer]: “There was a line which survived for a long time as the Doctor and Tommy arrived
captorations:pratchett will write an entire book about the grim reaper pretending to be santa claus while the grim reaper’s granddaughter goes about hunting down the dumbass who decided to kill santa, and then right when you think you’re done and
jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us… i..
thestray: Some kids outside are playing car accident. I wish I would’ve got some video, but they were both in the car then they made it tip over and they started screaming help and then one of them crawled out of the pretend wreckage and died on the
though honestly it probably just comes down to the fact that I love Pearl so I tend to like almost everything that involves her, rather than there being any deep or complex reason most of the time
keepbeachcityweird: Who am I kidding? I need you Jane-chan!!! Much like Koala Princess’ vision in the Eucalyptus Jungle in Season 5, Episode 13 what you saw on the Boardwalk the other day was not what it seemed. I was only pretending to date Kiki
blighted-elf: “You don’t get it, do you? Sit and look pretty. Pretend you never died. Do some finger painting. What a pathetic waste of blood.”
jargonath: suicideblonde: Vampires pretending to be humans pretending to be vampires? I WOULD WATCH THAT MOVIE. One of my favorites movie quotes
marril96: sumersprkl: baku: the worst memories of being bullied is when ppl would pretend not to be bullying you and ask you questions and u thought they were just asking u stuff but they were actually laughing at you the entire time and u had no idea
chlorokin: shrikebishop: Why 👏 should 👏 a 👏 tiny 👏 island 👏 across👏 the 👏 sea 👏 regulate 👏 the 👏 price👏 of 👏 tea👏 @jaffajamjam I see that chamomile TEA you made really helped you sleep 😒
dalton-anthony: “When you love someone, you do not love them all the time, in exactly the same way, from moment to moment. It is an impossibility It is even a lie to pretend to. And yet this is exactly what most of us demand. We have so little
underhuntressmoon: jemmasimmns: one difference between cats and dogs is that dogs do absolutely nothing to mask their clinginess while cats pretend it’s a coincidence they’re in the same room as you 97% of the time “The fact I am laying
titanswithnoprivateslivein221b: attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than
Debbie Harry (Blondie), Viv Albertine (The Slits), Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie and the Banshees), Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders), Poly Styrene (X-Ray Spex) and Pauline Black (The Selecter) Nudes & Noises
destinyrush: SNL addresses police brutality in their “Stranger things” sketch. The cast of Saturday Night Life created a parody sketch of the Netflix show “Stranger things” to address police violence. The skit starts by showing the pretend
pinkseachele: “…The men eyed her with the automatic mix of curiosity, lust, and aesthetic judgment they always gave young women, subject to object, the way you’d stare at an animal. She pretended not to notice. To remind them she was a person was
artsbarandgrill: Song of the day: Foo Fighters - “The Pretender”Thanks again to the lovely @thesurroundingbeauty for the awesome playlist!Have a great day, people! <3~A.H.
I went shopping today and i got some pretend miu miu courtesy of Zara! They didn’t have the cat dress in my size (and i wasn’t too fond of the shape of it either), so i quite literally jumped for joy when i found they had the swallow dress
robert-smiths-underpants: poeiraefemera:Debbie Harry (Blondie), Viv Albertine (The Slits), Siouxsie Sioux (Siouxsie and the Banshees), Chrissie Hynde (The Pretenders), Poly Styrene (X-Ray Spex) and Pauline Black (The Selecter). 💓 All of my favourites
vinylyard: The Pretenders debut album on Sunday morning sounds. Featuring “kid” their best song ever. #pretenders #chrissie_hynde #newyork_punk #kid #sundaymorningrecords #sunday_morning_records #sundaymorning #classic_album #vinyl #vinylyard #mk2
📖 Rupi Kaur “The Sun and Her Flowers” #book #books #bookporn #bookworm #bookworms #bibliophile #bibliophiles #poem #poems #poetry #rupikaur #rupikaurpoetry #thesunandherflowers #pretend #love #longing #mylove
prisma-the-pretend-avenger: noraspancakes: asherlywk: ruinedchildhood: THIS IS THE WAY THIS IS THE WAY THIS IS THE WAY
Fighting the hounds of hell.
spencerhastingsmrscavanaugh: Today is the birthday of the person I admire the most, she is fierce, she doesn’t give up easily, she has an energy that is contagious. I admire her because she doesn’t wear masks, she doesn’t pretend to be someone
xamyachok: I was pretending I couldn't hear. Pretending I didn't know...I was jealous of the hand held in yours.
I keep starting these off in the same way. Gonna have to switch it up a bit soon. Anywho~ here’s some over dramatic Peridot.You are Peridot. The only Peridot on the planet Earth, and you have a problem.The radio in the barn is missing.Well, it wasn’t
ok so like, MC in her kitchen early early in the morning. She’s baking, wearing Medusa’s plaid shirt, and dancing silly to some taylor swift song on the radio right when Medusa finally wakes up and walks into the living room, the chorus to
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