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witchling:Real bun meets pretend bun
xomysticxo: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. me
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knowmyvalue: berrym: I’m supposed to be studying but instead I made a pair of glasses for my cat and pretended he was studying 🙃 This is a much better use of your time tbh
mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this.
garlic-breadgasm: I can hear my brother have sex with his girlfriend next door and there is just a lot of bed creaking and I just heard her say ‘Are you even trying?’ and I laughed so hard my brother came into the room to tell me to fuck off
So today I decided to do NaNoWriMo this year, because my job and emotional stresses weren’t enough. BUT im almost certain that I need an outlet for creativity to help ease my tensions , and am completely determined. Already have most of the research
punypalhoncho: A FUN GAME: PRETEND YOUR ICON IS MAKING ITS CURRENT EXPRESSION WHILE GETTING A BLOWJOB
whorville: I don’t have the patients to be a doctor
grrrenadine: I don’t pretend to knowThe challenges we’re facingI know there’s no replacing what we’ve lostAnd you need time *sheds a tear
we-want-porn: imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm.
Dear Camping, Please Stop Pretending David Tennant Isn't Sexy | TV Guide
so i'm at work and i was pretending to drum to a song
i'm not like them, but i can pretend.
I’m certain someone probably pointed this out when “Cat Fingers” first aired but what is up with the Fryman’s calendar…
Y'know, I keep thinking of the ribbon on Pearl’s new outfit as being tied in a bow but its actually not: its lop-sided, like it came loose or wasn’t finish being tied. I dunno, whatever it is is nice. Its asymmetrical and is a nice little
@catfolie replied to your post “Honestly, our pearl being moonstones pearl is quit reasonable! I need…”Wasn’t she just pretending like it was important to test Steven, though?naw, I don’t think so. I mean, yes it was a test, but Pearl
aureoscopics:I should really post more WIP stuff and pretend like I make more than 3 drawings a month
crucifiix:*pretends to work*
Marine pretending to cheat off a 4th graders math exam. - Phillippines This is kind of adorable.
Stop pretending Ryuji isn’t problematic.
war7467: the pretender
petitamaretti: Let’s pretend it’s for koujaku’s birthday….
pokemon-personalities: Let’s pretend you could choose any one unevolved pokemon to be your starter, besides legendaries, in Pokemon Go. Who would you start your pokemon journey with?
thatfilthyanimal: oh look its me trying to pretend I have snow in florida
jamiejedi: piksies: are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate? I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
jonasbrothers: when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
bklynmusicnerd95: Democrats really need to start developing strategic coalitions that don’t rely on suburban white women. They will always vote conservative and they may pretend to be outraged at Trump’s behavior in some polls but that doesn’t change
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bellassweetembrace: Foo Fighters - The Pretender (by foofightersVEVO)
I hate being home alone long enough to find out that I’m going to be lonely forever in my room possibly with hundreds of cats and name them after my followers pretending that they care but all they will say is “meo-Get a life”
samus-armistead: dontaskbecauseyouarewrong: Seriously…how could I pretend I don’t love this? ❤️❤️❤️❤️ i look cute here 😊
coffeechicken: uummmm can we just pretend she got even bigger boobage once a month? Yea? Okay. Good. Thanks.
biglawbear: richardalexanderrr: lmfao WAIT ISN’T THIS ONE OF THOSE THINGS WHERE MAMA TIGERS PRETEND TO GET SCARED BY THEIR BABIES TO TEACH THEIR BABIES HOW TO HUNT AND GIVE THEM CONFIDENCE Like you can see Mama Tiger has her ears pointed back to where
srsfunny: Playing The Pretend Game
Jess if you’re reading this go back to Facebook and pretend you never found my blog thanks!
seoinsguk: Dong Baek, I know you’re pretending to be asleep.
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manisima: were fated to pretend
visual-poetry: “let’s pretend tomorrow night never happened” by ben skinner (+)
gentledom: I don’t have a type and I like many different treats another person can offer. However, dumbness and even worse pretended dumbness are a total turn-off for me.
grimesoblivion: My class pretended to play dead my teacher flipped here is video evidence
soundsof71: Chrissie Hynde of the Pretenders, Nashville Rooms, London, by David Corio.
lilyrosethedreamer: gloomyteens: CHINESE GIRL PRETENDS TO BE A GHOST TO AVOID PARKING CHARGE Can’t bloody believe that.
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clarknokent: spaghettimonster42: Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood Not at all, filmore was my shit!
mommyismylover: Since Mommy became my lover…She started letting her guard down…She felt liberated and free…We could finally drop the pretend And be our naked self’s. Just Mommy&Son…in nude state of mind
animemoonlover: lipstickstainedlove: xjustbeingmeex: imprestigeok: xjustbeingmeex: mirandatacchia: Don’t pretend like you haven’t done this. Omg sooo me!!! 😂😂😂😂 Why don’t you tell me?😳😂 I do!! You know what I’m like!!
Less than 4 hours until my amazing weekends begins. Tonight is most likely work til 6, eyebrows, laundry and maybe having someone come by the apartment for a few. All I’m missing is breast feeding to end my Mom day. Saturday I am waking up 5 am
When you have to pretend to be sober when walking by your parents
imreallybad: don’t cater to straight boys laziness by pretending they’re better in bed than they are. don’t fake orgasms. don’t tolerate bad sex. if you go down on them, ask them to go down on you. tell them how to make you orgasm. tell them
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i have business at ehwa tomorrow so i’m gonna walk around and pretend like i’m a student there *.*
chescaleigh: GIF’s from Shane Dawson’s “13 & Pregnant” Let’s do a little math shall we? Let’s pretend that Shane’s CPM is ū. That’s pretty low given he has over 10 million subscribers across his multiple channels, but we’re just
sandandglass: TDS, February 11, 2015Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools
moschi-no-yes: 86champagnepuppies: chimnney:86champagnepuppies: algernoncadwallader2:86champagnepuppies: business majors will do coke off your ass on saturday night and then pretend they don’t know you in your econ lecture on monday morning fuck
I am stupid. I need to stop denying I feel this way about you or pretending it doesn’t exist. I think I love you. I don’t see myself losing sleep over anyone else. I don’t know what else these feelings would be. Fuck.
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