the pretender
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The more I let my own little brother give me the fuck of my life, the more difficult I found it to pretend he was someone else. I had agreed to let him have one night with me if he promised to try and move on after a long crush on me, but now I was wonder
The rumour in the “slut house” was that Master’s wife was in fact a lesbian, and merely pretended to be bisexual to gain acess to Master’s harem. Anna didn’t think there was much to the rumour. Master’s wife screamed
The art of pretending not to notice that my husband’s co-worker, who spent the night as a guest, had silently entered the adjoining room as I puttered about the kitchen, my husband’s shirt gapping generously. I let him look as long as he
the-80s-do-it-better: attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than my high school
The Pope blocked me! THE POPE ISN’T ALLOWED TO BLOCK PEOPLE, what the ever happened to turning the other cheek? forgiveness? HA LOL, f*ck the church and that shithead pervert fuck old turd sitting on his golden throne pretending to be god while
pretend-animator: pretend-animator: I did this a while ago after Kris Anka showed me some art from his swimsuit zine Brigitte a la Kris (buy the zine when its out) Omg, coloured by the amazing Triona Ferrell Tríona Tree Farrell (@Treestumped) | Twitter
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
the-pigeon-king: thesassybunnies: “My sisters cat doesn’t like leafy greens but pretends to eat them to make her bunny feel comfortable“ (via) Cats are social eaters!!! Straight up pretending to eat bc wants to feel involved.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: kitchenkind: Cat dad is watching the football game in the distance while pretending to pay attention to the kittens. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
the-absolute-funniest-posts: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
the-fear-in-their-eyes: year-0f-the-kyle: : It never has. This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around. we like to pretend we’re “above” the others; above hate and the destruction of hate, when in reality we’re perpetuating
the-80s-do-it-better:attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better than my high school
the-sunbird: thorlokid: Chris Evans, impersonating Tom’s impression of Chris playing Loki, pretending to be Captain America vs Tom Hiddleston, Impersonating Chris Evans, as Loki, pretending to be Captain America ACTING
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Foo Fighters - The Pretender
xtinapink: So thinking of changing my anti-theft system…. Bigger and more transparent, or smaller and less transparent Getting sick of perverts pretending to be -.- Cx What do you think?
The first time I had sex with another male was in the summer of 2011…I was 24…it was very hot and I was in pretend love. Pretend love With the guy, not the sex…the love for gay sex was genuine. It’s interesting looking back
bichotomy: temptress-in-training: Can I pretend I know nothing and that he is Jon Snow? Please? You know nothing of Jon Snow mmmmm…..Jon Snow…..Please!!!!
druginfluenced: I know she’s probably fucking a boy but I like to pretend she’s riding my face
magneticsouth1966: The Pretenders, 1980
thisshitfunny-deactivated201511: sleepycutie: why do y'all pretend to like beer
the-ice-castle: the-ice-castle: can’t stop thinking about how the change for alucard’s character design between castlevania iii and castlevania symphony of the night was so dramatic that pretty much everyone forgot how he looked before and pretends
in the mood to be worshiped
the video of the guy pretending to collapse and his dog just keeps walking is always going to be the funniest thing on the internet to me
btw thank you for not judging me for being in just my underwear about 100 percent of the time
There is a scratching noise coming from the wall :)
Omg I hate dreaming. Usually if I dream I have a nightmare or something is related to people in real lfe and it makes me feel really bad. Then when I wake up I feel like the dream was real and I getreallysad and just dont want to wake up…
can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me
it also hurts me when really popular artists in the fandom still draw and make comics about Nepeta like a weak little girl, not being taken seriously and needing Equius to back her up with every little issue she has or needing Equius to shoo away people
one day i’ll draw a karkat x nepetaquest pic but there will be only like 6-10 nepetas in it tho because are you kidding me i can’t draw 50 Neps in the same pic i would die im sorry bb
flowertea: you guys are so cute, asking for stuff like i was going to come to your house and beat you up if i didn’t like what you requested wow i cannot draw kissing, just pretend it looks alright ok, visualize
tallblondeviking: Dave Grohl - Foo Fighters - The Pretender
last/first dirkjake of the year heheh
there was an old ask about Dirk teaching Jake to ice skate but tbh I don’t think he’d know how to either and he’d just pretend lmao
Mood: let me sit on your lap and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
Mood: let’s cuddle and pretend like I'm not trying to get you hard
tenwordstories: I like to pretend that things don’t hurt me but honestly I’m so fragile.
Nick Bennett I wonder what’s the story behind that scar…
deadlyflashesofgreen: deadlyflashesofgreen: This one was better. For the night crew.
rubyfruitjumble: men always act like I’m so mean to them but actually they just always expect women to pretend to like them which is something I have stopped doing
Rocking Out
that’s the last time i have a madagascar marathon with any of you
