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The reason our parents starting sending me and my big sister on our own vacations was probably because they both had the money and wanted some alone time. But soon she and I started pretending we were a couple and now we just fuck each other’s brain
Pretending… if just for ten seconds… that his finger is actually the cock of a total stranger instead. If only…
The ‘I’m pretending to enjoy this’ smile.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: weloveshortvideos: pretending to take a picture How I feel at times…
Pretend to be my character's mother/father in the ask box anonymously
the 'sees you in the hallway but pretends they didn't' squad
wowfunniestposts: my 12 year old stepson just handed me a literal wad of cash and said “buy yourself somethin nice” it is like 400 dollars where did he get it what is what what what what w h a t this blog is hilarious My 12 yr old Stepson earns
The awkward moment when you're eating dinner at someone else's house and you don't like the food, but you have to pretend to like it..
The truth is I still care and always will. I'm not the type of girl to let people walk out of my life and pretend that they don't matter anymore. I may not like that person anymore or talk to him or her but, I still care. I'm always going to think back
The things we used to do as boys, which later we would pretend never happened.When on the swing, if it wasn’t odd enough to challenge one’s friend to reach an exposed penis, was the challenge met with an open mouth.If these instances ever were
The cute things we shy boys would do together.When you pretended that you didn’t want to kiss. The Masochistic Emasculation Fetish reddit group
aiffe: noservice-blog: Communism Theocracy Anarchy Fascism Oh….so THAT’S what they were going for. Maaaaaaaaan….this just shows why Bryke should not be tackling this kind of issue. They’re not insightful enough, basically. Let’s start
The sentence has been handed down. No appeal. But… We will let you lick which one of Us is the Executioner. Soooo…pick one! (C'mon! Gotta be 4 o'clock! Why are you even pretending to think so hard?)
the-prince-of-tides: xenalollie: The mystery is finally solved I love that he doesn’t even try to pretend he has all the answers.
the-painter-and-the-poet: i-am-a-fish: seafoamspirit: i-am-a-fish: remember to pay your respects to those pretending to be straight today ive already had to pass up on one gay joke so as to not expose myself Scene 1: eating breakfast with the fam
“The real loneliness is living among all these kind people who only ask one to pretend!” ~ Edith Wharton, The Age of Innocence
“The day after you broke my heart I held my own hand for longer than the ten hours you did. Partly to pretend. Partly to forget. Mostly to prove my body’s still real when it’s not being touched.” ~Natalie Wee, In Nobodys Defense
the-cosmic-five-year-old: sorry: one day i’m going to rule the world, but until then you’ll find me in my bedroom pretending that I don’t exist
The most loving Signs are the ones pretending that they don’t love at all:
the-wistful-collectivist: bankuei: hestmord: those damn irresponsible poors with their flat screen tvs and their cellular phones and their clothes The things you can afford… but you know… let’s just pretend they’re still paying late 90’s
the-philosophers-bone: itrhymeswithalayne: people have no idea what its like to be 14 and have everyone telling you that you’re faking and pretending to be ill for attention or to skip art class and the doctor’s telling you you’re ‘just being
the-little-room: Sometimes she pretended sleeping whilst being fondled. Although, the wetness always gave her away…
the-blank-master:theblankbull:⚠️ Warning for hypnotic content. No permanent triggers or obedience to the OP will be installed. Instead there will be a light trance followed by a reblog.You know why you are here. Why even pretend? You know the moment
The Colossal Titan cinema display (Announced yesterday as part of the SnK live action films’ promotion) has been captured in person!As the example shows, you can pose behind it and pretend to be eaten!ETA 2015/06/14:Clearly Japanese children are loving
the-obediant-servant-derpina: There are two kinds of people in the world. People who walk around their home when nobody else is in and pretend they are an OC in their favourite TV shows, and people who lie.
the-vashta-nerada: in other news today my older sister was giving a kid a swimming lesson where she works since she’s a lifeguard and she was like “we can pretend to be sharks” and the kid paused for a second then STRAIGHT UP PUNCHED HER IN THE
The worst part about being turned down is when the don’t tell you. They just ignore you and pretend as if you didn’t say anything
the-band-of-bloggers:ultrafacts: Source For more posts like this, CLICK HERE to follow Ultrafacts If I saw this I’d probably pretend that I could see the person and have a whole bunch of other people in on the joke to point and laugh just to mess
the-renegade-rose: We were gonna prune the apple trees but there’s still too much snow in the yard so now we’re listening to Simon and Garfunkel pretending it’s summer ☀️
the-goddamazon: youngblackandvegan: do not invent relationships do not convince yourself that just because you talk and chill a lot you’re “basically together” either you are, or you aren’t and there’s no use pretending like you are when the
the-sharing-official: lwoorl: @the-sharing-official I’m not even pretending to understand. -Amanda
The Best Time I Pretended I Hadn’t Heard of Slavoj Žižek — The Hairpin
the-pigeon-queen: Finally got to draw Kravitz from The Adventure Zone! I hope he’s ok and comes back soon ; v ; if you don’t look at the skull that much you can pretend I can draw skulls
the-bearded-professor: Я̶̡A҉̧̛V̵̀́Á̶Ǵ͜E̷I know you’re out there. I can sense your presence. I can smell one of my kind as easily as a shark can smell blood in the water. I can see you there, sitting at your desk, pretending to be one
The “Sees you in the hallway but pretends they didn't” Squad
the-unpopular-opinions: I greatly dislike Lady Gaga. I believe she only became famous because of her father’s money. I think she exploits the LGBT community by pretending to care, and while her popularity has done some good, I believe she only claims
the-absolute-funniest-posts: tomhiddles: bravefourever: What is the best way to keep a secret? Lemony Snicket: Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you are kidding. Yup. My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!
The universe is giving me some birthday loving for always being intrigued by Science. Or I’m just going to pretend that’s the reason and not just the 1 out of 365 probability. 🙆🌚 #science #bloodmoon #billnye
the-absolute-funniest-posts: notkatniss: Kitty isn’t allowed outside and she gets mad at us so she sits in the potted tree and pretends she is outside
in other not super sad thinkings of bun: I will pay someone to just film ted cruz all day, nothing cheers me up more than watching his awkwardness. he is what happens when a blobfish somehow finds itself running for president and doesnt know how he got
the-m0urning-sun: sadinsde: teen-age-dirtbag: ☾☻guys, gals, and grunge grunge grunge☻☽ ♡fuck your romance, i wanna pretend♡ ☾I Wanna Give the Violet More Violence☽
the-peachy-pineapple:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:nicehatgeorgia:The two year-old is now a solid two and a half. Just now, he was sitting on the couch playing with his pretend flip phone and he frowned and said “for gods
the-addiction-of-you: the-stoner-sage:coffeepotsmokin: the-addiction-of-you: Caught me pretending to be a mermaid Omg 😍 She’s so damn cute oh my ☺️🐚
the-awesomepossum: I like to see the good in a bad situation. Whenever I run into a spiderweb I pretend I just crossed the finish line for a race I didn’t know I entered. It’s hard to throw up from fear when you’re too busy being a fucking champion
the-sultry-brunette:For all my 💕bimbo dummies💕out there that have to pretend and act smart sometimes: remember that following rules that smart people made, like interpunction and grammar, is also a form of 💖submission💖. You submit to the smart
The fetish is all to blame for my bff’s dad in HS. What a bitch (jk jk she was for many other reasons tbh)(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻the minute he pretended to be my real dad n bailed me out of being arrested for stealing HANDCUFF earrings it was lust
the-cheshire-cat-grin: badumshhh: the real reason dumbledore ain’t gonna be gay in the newest film is because jude law took one look at johnny depp and refused to even pretend to have affection for that bleached little not-colin-farell Okay when you
The other day on the news I heard someone refer to Donald Trump as a “scared little boy who has to pretend he’s smarter than everyone else in the room because of how much shame he has deep inside.”
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the-intoxicated-society: The first page (some words may be wrong): “these feelings that i couldn’t bear. i don’t want to feel this anymore and I’m sorry for trying to avoid him. i can’t stand meeting him and seeing him. don’t pretend
the-rehab: Great for the sci-fi writer or artist who wants to get into the mood, or just to be inspired. Also great for just being a big dork and pretend you’re on a spaceship. Wear headphones! SCI-FI Laboratory Sound Star Trek TNG - USS Enterprise
the-cnc-captain: Im not stopping until I see tears… and I mean real tears, try and pretend and I will bring the paddle out!
How has this week already been so stressful, it is literally only Monday.
