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wtfisthat-ohitsyourface: I love this As characters we don’t contend to be understandable we just pretend to be sane but as men all boys we only pretend to love what we see maybe that’s a choice between the stomach and the breast or maybe
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buttart: jetgreguar: pepperonideluxe: Stipulations- The comic is about pretend you you, not pretend pretend you, so; You need to be a real person with a face, like a real person face not a wolf face or an otter face or what have you I need to know
blueeyedmarilyn: The thing is.. this is my body. This is the way it is. It’s probably going to get bigger. I’m perfectly okay with that. Like I said, MY body. Isn’t it lovely? I won’t pretend to be skinny and you won’t pretend to hide your
I loved the way my mother rewarded me for going out with her to her stuffy business functions and pretending to be her boy toy. Then again…given the way she rewarded me…I’m not so sure there was a whole lot of pretending going on.
lulz-time: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person Hilarious
All the awards to Tatiana who played: Sarah british accent Katja german accent Alison pretending to be Sarah Beth Sarah pretending to be Beth Helena ukrainian accent Alison Sarah pretending to be Alison Cosima Sarah pretending to be Katja Rachel
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
pirateking001: blueeyedmarilyn: The thing is.. this is my body. This is the way it is. It’s probably going to get bigger. I’m perfectly okay with that. Like I said, MY body. Isn’t it lovely? I won’t pretend to be skinny and you won’t pretend
memphisgreenphotography: Hail to whatever you found in the sunlight that surrounds you. Pretend all the good things are for you. Pretend all the good things are for me too and the weather changes not halfway between your house and mine. // by Rilo
OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal Activity so yeah I deserve notes
[As a child] I used to pretend to be on the London Underground—I’d pretend to be a really stressed-out commuter, and sit and read the paper in the hallway and wait for my stop. I was a strange child.
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
cutiebum: today is pretend you’re hula hooping and love your belly day Loving these gifs, why only pretend you love your belly you have got an amazing figure. I could watch you pretend to be hula hooping all day. Did you ever try out the hula hooping
Don’t call Darren Wilson a sociopath, don’t let him off the hook for this, don’t pretend like his mental health is to blame for this atrocity, don’t pretend like he’s just mentally ill and ignore the fact that he is a white supremacist and
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
kimpoy06pao: Girls: The problem with guys is they pretend to like you when they don’t. Boys: The problem with girls is they pretend they don’t like you when they do.
sassy-hook: PARKER: Remember the other night when you were playing with your pretend friends?HARDISON: They’re real.. they.. look they’re not pretended they’re just not in the same room with me.PARKER: They’re an elf, a dwarf and a thing with
long-may-he-reign:falsedetective:falsedetective:don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilariouswe
almondina: Let’s just all take a moment to appreciate the fact that little David McDonald ran around the playground pretending to be the Doctor on an adventure with Sarah Jane and then grew up and got paid to pretend to be the Doctor on an adventure
explosivesteel: posyfoot: Me when I was 5 pretending I was opening the automatic doors at the grocery store with the force: me at age 19 pretending i’m opening the automatic doors at the grocery store with the force:
ridge: do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed or pretend like you did see something just to see the person get adorably flustered.
rosamundpikesource: Nick loved a girl who doesn’t exist. I was pretending, the way I often did, pretending to have a personality. I can’t help it, it’s what I’ve always done: The way some women change fashion regularly, I change personalities.
bashooking: All the awards to Tatiana who played: Sarah + british accent Katja + german accent Alison pretending to be Sarah Beth Sarah pretending to be Beth Helena + ukrainian accent Alison Sarah pretending to be Alison Cosima Sarah pretending
lulz-time: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
Donald Trump pretending he’s a viable candidate for the presidency reminds me of that time Denise Richards pretended to be a nuclear scientist in The World is Not Enough.
robin48-blog: mislori: beckybrass-florida: 💋 The only way I was destined to be. 69 with my Gurlfriends. Then the beautiful spin and Sissy Kiss, Them the Beautiful Humiliation Sets In. We pretend we just didn’t do that. We pretend we are normal.
I’m not sure how much longer I can continue pretending to be a functioning being, much less pretending that I’m fine and everything’s good to the people around me. I’m finally to the point where I want it all to just stop.
mislori: beckybrass-florida: 💋 The only way I was destined to be. 69 with my Gurlfriends. Then the beautiful spin and Sissy Kiss, Them the Beautiful Humiliation Sets In. We pretend we just didn’t do that. We pretend we are normal.
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg” Animals are so fucking smart, but we kill them. What a shame
10knotes: claudiagray: Which is more awesome? Both Xaviers pretending to do the Magneto thing, or both Magnetos pretending to do the Xavier thing? (Trick question: They are both at MAXIMUM AWESOME VELOCITY and thus neither can be more awesome than the
chaos-doll: toy-holes: blankbecky: betterbimbo: It is time to stop pretending It is time to stop pretending you are an adult. It is time to stop pretending you are sensible. It is time to start dressing like the stupid little bimbo cunt you are at
mandywondering: falsedetective:falsedetective:don’t pretend the Great Tag Ban isn’t funny. don’t pretend that content being automatically removed from the site for using arbitrary terms like “girl” or “tony the tiger” isn’t hilariouswe
lucacangettathisass: thegestianpoet: pretending that age of ultron literally never happened probably gets funnier if you just pretend that absolutely none of the events in it happened and try to fit the current MCU around it anyways. for example: the
tinyshouyous: tinyshouyous: Please stop pretending that abuse just happens and then the victim will be happy after a month or two.Please stop pretending that abuse doesn’t effect people’s lives.Please stop pretending that abuse is harmless and is
tinyrobins-remade: Please stop pretending that abuse just happens and then the victim will be happy after a month or two.Please stop pretending that abuse doesn’t effect people’s lives.Please stop pretending that abuse is harmless and is “just
johncinc: Grandpa likes to pretend that he’s sleeping when I ride his cock, I like to pretend that I put a condom on him first. Guess we’ll just both have to pretend the baby is someone else’s!
chadleymacguff: yourollthedice: OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged away by the demon from Paranormal
grab: I want the whole world to stop pretending that it likes beer Who the fuck pretends to like beer?? It’s like nectar of the gods
supermanindisguise: cityoftrinket: solanosjelly: Helena Bonham Carter pretending to be Belatrix pretending to be Hermione pretending to be Belatrix ACTING Exactly why Helena Bonham Carter is the fucking queen and she fucking nailed it….like perfect
lespale: thewillowrae: Hail to whatever you found in the sunlight that surrounds you. Pretend all the good things are for you. Pretend all the good things are for me too and the weather changes not halfway between your house and mine. // by Rilo
![[As a child] I used to pretend to be on the London Underground—I’d pretend to be a really stressed-out commuter, and sit and read the paper in the hallway and wait for my stop. I was a strange child.](https://64.media.tumblr.com/5f5131fc003a500f03f40e225cbc5e68/tumblr_n8d7rtRd8Y1sqz43io1_250.jpg)
