the pretender
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the-goddamazon: cheyennecheyenne: swallowthatshit: evangelworldorder: knewdrew: afrosandprose: afrosandprose: Finding out your boyfriend is on a dating website pretending that he’s single and talking to other women #priceless I want everyone
(pretend i have an intersting introduction that is both witty and profound) i’m not sure where i’m going to start. perhaps with my phone dicking out on me in the middle of a very sensitive conversation last night. so that’s making me
the-philosophers-bone: just-shower-thoughts: To go to sleep, you have to pretend to be asleep until you actually are. this fucked me up
the-winchesters-fallen-angel: villainouslaughs: wanna-be-a-reindeer: (x) he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream His smile is somewhere between demonically terrifying and really really hot.
pretend-animator: asynca: notkatniss: the honest to god tomb raider poster vs literally me throwing that shit in photoshop for not even 10 whole ass minutes. why are poster makers this bad YOU FIXED IT, I LOVE YOU ONCE I SAW GIRAFFE NECK LARA, I COULDN’T
The Great Pretender
the-milk-eyed-monster: disclaimer: i want attention. i want sympathy. i want company. i want to impress people and i want people to like me. i don’t really understand why i’m supposed to pretend i don’t want those things, so i won’t.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ethlenn: When cats can’t accomplish something, they just pretend they were about to do a different thing. This post has been featured on a 1000Notes.com blog!
*pretends not to see all the weight gained this year*
pretending someone is dead is the best therapy of them all.
pretend that you are me and write me an 'about me' so i can satisfy my ego and be amused by the person you think i am
The “emotional wreck but pretends all is well” squad
the-forbidden: anacondom: shrinking-ulzzang: rabid-logan: barbie-isalive: This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*% my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school
Pretending her invitation actually involved him helping her grade papers, Honour showed him a binder containing paper and thanked Mr. Crude for making the trip to her house. “Are you sure I’m here to help you grade papers?” he asked.Honour tried
the-absolute-funniest-posts: lolsofunny: for my brother’s senior class trip they went to new york city and his friend went up to him and pretended he was famous and asked for an autograph and then everybody looked at him like this Follow this blog,
the-absolute-funniest-posts: Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.Me: Sometimes when it’s cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i’m a dragon. ;) don’t click
the-styles-deactivated20170129: I know we only met but lets pretend its love
The "I pretend to be a coldhearted bitch but deep down I'm really a sensitive bitch" squad
Pretend your hands are tied, honey….Let my boss feel your pussy all he wants….Oh, OK, he can fuck you if I get the promotion, and if I can watch….
the-wolfbats: bunny-bunboi: flexery: *pretends I’m reblogging this for fun but I’m really reblogging this because I’m super fucking paranoid* *see above* you will loose what? a knot in my shoelaces?
