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your-hot-mom: As a mom home schooling her son, he needs to have some kind of sex ed. He told me he met a girl so I naturally had to show him what to expect and what she should expect from her. I pretended that I was only playing the part and pretending
vyxor: 2-27-18lets pretend im not posting this too late yea?Edit: lets also pretend i didnt forget to link the HD version: https://imgur.com/52Ebrpw
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dominant-old-bastard: “You work so hard to play the part of a proper lady. You work so hard pretending to be so chaste and so very classy. Oh yes you pretend oh so very hard but we both know why you come running when I call. We both know why
mykinkyfamily: oedipusreigns: As kids, my sister and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong brother will catch her scent and mount
onlytaboosex: oedipusreigns: As a kid, my mom and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong son will catch her scent and mount her
oedipusreigns:As kids, my sister and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong brother will catch her scent and mount her for breeding.
oedipusreigns: As kids, my sister and I would pretend we were animals and run around the house. Back then she liked to be a unicorn. Now she pretends to be a dog in heat, hoping that her big strong brother will catch her scent and mount her for breeding.
jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us… i..
curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered in cobwebs and voted for trump”
scarecrowmes: duxwontobey: curseworm: curseworm: people writing unfunny things and pretending they were written by bots is the equivalent of parents writing faux deep tweets and pretending their child said it “we know its old because its covered
itsveachiebro: I’m not in a relationship but I have these moments where I pretend I am in one. So lonely right now, but I pretend when I’m lying in bed or on the couch, I’m with him. He is kind and sweet and passionate. We lie in bed together,
bluegrasshole:a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to be
tonysopranobignaturals:ubernegro:Elon pretends to fire paid actors hired to be Twitter employees, and people on the Internet cheerPeople are pretending to be laid-off Twitter employees carrying boxes outside of HQElon Musk putting on a manufactured public
royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
dilazzaurus: I will admit to having a weakness for ships where one character pretends to not care at all for the other but then does really nice things while pretending it’s no big deal.
swagscott: crisping: Does anyone else pretend they’re in a music video when you’re jamming to your music with headphones in? ALSO IF YOURE A FILM DUDE U PRETEND YOURE THE DIRECTOR OF SUCH MUSIC VIDEO
hi-nu-roly: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
devalina: femonster: feministdisney: “I can’t pretend I don’t have some rotting branches; we can’t pretend our privileges don’t exist just because we do not like them. To relinquish the power they hold, we have to constantly expose them
jacqkruk:Lucifer and MC tried making cookies… but pretend this never happened! Get rid of the proof!You can insert your MC there or just pretend MC is completely covered in flour o_o
apathetic-revenant: apathetic-revenant: we’ve got tv shows about people who pretend to be psychic but are just really observant. I want a tv show about someone who’s actually psychic but has to pretend to just be really observant. the main character
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
sofapizza: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person “look here you dumbshit did you forget how to two-leg”
Who here pretends to be the singer of the song you're listening to, and you create your very own music video in your head, or you just pretend to sing on stage?
sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
yourollthedice: royalteens: allthehiddlefeels: chadleymacguff: yourollthedice: OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and
bluesey: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
blueeyedmarilyn: The thing is.. this is my body. This is the way it is. It’s probably going to get bigger. I’m perfectly okay with that. Like I said, MY body. Isn’t it lovely? I won’t pretend to be skinny and you won’t pretend to hide your
festivegeenadavis: foolishteenagekicks: critical-discourse-anal: New term for when you’re extremely tired from pretending to be straight around your relatives during the holidays: Hetlagged. What’s the word for pretending to be cis around your
Chantelle pretended to be asleep to see if Mr. Crude would take advantage of her. When he didn’t, she pretended to wake up and then told him he could do to her whatever he wanted for the rest of the day.“Are you sure about that?” he
tastyrepulsorboots: #the thing about Tony Stark is that he cares too much so he pretends he doesn’t care at all (via scratch-the-maven) Tony is a good guy pretending to be a bad boy.
smukkeliv:linda1234me:lets-breastfeed:Julie poses this challenge to women who consider themselves straight.Please watch these girls kiss. Now watch them again, pretending you’re the girl on the right. Now watch them again, pretending you’re
lulz-time: sturmtruppen: the person pretended to be a goat so the goat pretended to be a person
b0b-m4rley: allthehiddlefeels: chadleymacguff: yourollthedice: OK so basically a girl posted a photo of herself pretending to be on the phone and she got like 1,000 notes within minutes. Well i’m pretending to be on the phone and getting dragged
bratliketread: Pretend it’s the best thing that has ever happened to you No pretending; it is the best thing to happen to me 👍👍🔐
