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paternalstranger: ladynehemah: I went with my best friend to her sister’s wedding. How was I supposed to know the guy I hooked up with before the wedding was the groom, and that I had to spend the rest of the evening smiling at the bride, pretending
erosdiary: When you’re in need of a tutor, who better than the head of the class? And when the subject you need the most help with is biology it’s always a bonus that the head of the class is cute. Bookish girls are the best. Most will pretend
Remember that one episode of Teen Titans where Robin goes away for a while and the other Titans dress up in his outfit and pretend to be him because it feels cool? OK so imagine that but with Steven Universe and everyone pretending to be Garnet.
theblondeoneswife: Listen Fiona deserves all the awards for how incredible she is and how amazingly she potrays Nica, Nica!Chucky and young Charles.In fact she plays Nica, Nica!Chucky, Nica pretending to be Chucky, Chucky pretending to be Nica and young
royal-high: a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
princesaoreo: Barcelona’s Leo Messi may be the 473rd New Maradona, but he’s the only one to be named after a Mr Man and the only one really worthy of the title. You can forget the Little Donkey, the Rabbit, the Clown and all the other great pretenders,
jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us… i..
themiraculousladyblog:Adrien: Oh my gosh, okay, there’s Ladybug. Watch, just watch this.Ladybug: *walks past the table*Adrien: See?! Still pretending she’s not interested in me.Nino: …Adrien: Oh, she’s coming over. Just pretend like we don’t
valkyriethunderbitch:opiumhug:it’s infinitely more accurate to characterize a trans woman as a woman pretending to be a man than it is to say she’s a man pretending to be a womanThis is such an important point, and it hits at the crucial problem that
sieralashell: “What’s terrible is to pretend that second-rate is first-rate. To pretend that you don’t need love when you do; or you like your work when you know quite well you’re capable of better.” Doris Lessing, The Golden Notebook (via
herhappysissywife: lecocuquotidien:and the fun will really begin, love! xoxox, emmie @ le cocu quotidien. Play, Practice, Pretend……i remember when i used to try and pretend.Now it comes so naturally, it doesn’t feel like “make believe.”
fcebk: if u were one of those assholes who pretended to like the ugly/uncool kid who liked u and pretended to ask em out as a joke just to be funny amongst your asshole friends i hope u spend life alone cause that isnt fucking funny
miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
-kevinduong: ambermeiser: can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars Can we pretend that morons on Tumblr are naive bitches. I could really cut a bitch right, bitch right now, bitch right now. SO MEAN!! XDDDD ^^
theyellowbrickroad: whenever i have a crush on someone i have like 3 phases phase 1 where i wont shut the fuck up about them but i pretend i dont like them phase 2 where i start to try and read into what they are saying and pretend that they like me
yolkpunk: unacted: girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be taught that their thoughts and opinions matter.
sometimes I forget how much my last relationship fucked me up until I do some shit to get a woman to fuck me or feed my sexual desires and then pretend like she never existed. Essentially the same thing that happened to me, but I don’t pretend like
cancerousuniverse: miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the
cpwiser10:stop pretending like asexuals lack romantic feelings 2k15stop pretending like aromantics lack sexual feelings 2k15stop mixing up aro and ace all the time 2k15stop treating aros/aces like children 2k15
goonparadise: Mmmmmm, my big boy is so hard and needy. Don’t you wish all that cum was yours? Just pretend, I’ll hold your cock and point it at my pussy while you grunt and pretend to cum all over me…then you can look down at it and feel the
jakemalik: demon-poxing: jakemalik: jakemalik: I was pretending to waterbend at my friends pool today and her mom walked in on me when I was pretending that the fire nation was attacking and I was building up giant walls of water to protect us all
parlezvousladybug: doublepasse-writes: nussstrudel: “All right, anti-vaxxers. Let’s pretend you’re right. You’re not.Pretending is not science” - Hannah Gadsby - Douglas (2020) I love this woman. Hannah Gadsby is the bomb
bluegrasshole: a d&d group who have only ever played virtually are forced to meet up and join forces when it seems their dm has gone missing. the group is comprised of beautiful popular athlete pretending to be a dork online, a dork pretending to
prokopetz:Say what you will about magical shapeshifters being a lazy plot device, but I Have literally never seen an actor doing the “me pretending to be this other person pretending to be me” bit who wasn’t clearly having a great time.
woke-up-on-derse: Can we stop pretending that bullies who hate queer kids are usually queer themselves?can we stop pretending that we are our own worst enemy? Can straight people take responsibility for the environment and people they’ve cultivated
felkina: “I remember the first time we did it out in public… you weren’t ashamed to shove your thick hard meat inside me while we pretended to be swimming like a cute little pair… i had to pretend my body wasn’t about to explode as daddy would
vixen-ceo: girls always pretend to be Latina in sex work =/ Bc latina isn’t a rave or an ethnicity and literally can be any look. So it’s super easy to fake and pretend to be one. Plus any SW knows that it’s probably one of the most
royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
miketooch: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
alittletoosmall: my mom wants to pretend we’re a functioning family again which means I get to suffer through all of them pretending to like and get along with each other for the sake of my moms image as a good mother
krijstman: jadekittykat: miketooch: oinonio: Can we please stop pretending it is possible to live on minimum wage? Only if we also stop pretending Andrew Jackson isn’t slowly getting closer and closer to crawling out of the money to get us…
saverockandroll: can we please stop pretending that john green is the most profound writer to ever exist no one is pretending…
Slowly sneak your hand between my legs when we’re watching a show. I like the part where we pretend I don’t notice and that you pretend you don’t notice me slowly spreading my legs
My wife likes men to bend her over a table, slip off her panties and dress, and slowly slide their cocks into her one after the other….Sometimes she’ll pretend not to want it, and I tell them to “hold her down”……She only pretends
smeagoled: Ultimately there’s an echo of what Lily did, quite a conscience echo, right at the start of the story, at the very end of the story. At the start of the story Lily dies to keep her son alive. At the end of the story Harry lies to be pretending
happylund69-blog: Pretending Happy Pretending Sleeping Maham My New GF is Really A Yellow Hello Dirty Fellow She’s Got Unseen Balls to get the pics clicked for My Unseen Friends
one of my pet peeves is when someone pretends to be nice or pretends to like someone just for the sake of having that person or persons by their side, and usually they’re all take and no give and do nothing to back up their “niceness"
tjharoulakis: royal-high:a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced
vintagegeekculture: The Star Trek: the Next Generation comics brought Ardra, the con woman who pretended to be the Devil, back for a story arc.The actress who played Ardra, Marta Dubois, got the role because she was the runner up for the role of Tasha
akafagking: teen-w0nder-land: 4irport: supg4by: d1verse: Who doesn’t do this when they’re in the pool with a noodle. this reminds me of…nvm hahah you mean… nvm i pretend i’m riding a horse and i’m a superstar from china i pretend…
Maybe the best thing I can do to myself is just pretend that I’m ok with myself and. Pretend that I believe what others say. Maybe it’s good.
Maybe the best thing I can do for myself is just pretend that I’m ok with myself and this body. Pretend that I believe what others say. Maybe it’s good.
unapologetically-bratty:Fuck you and Jennifer, I know that you’re out with her, go pretend that you’re just friends, I’ll pretend that I’m not hurt, I know all the shit I heard, you can take these bitter words, fuck you and Jennifer,
goodgirlnaughtysecret: sometimes me and my older sister pretend one of us is daddy and practice on each other, daddy caught us once but he wasnt mad, he said he liked to watch his little girls play, so now we get to pretend all the time ☺️💖
forbidenlover: “Self love often comes easier when you have someone to push you along the journey, but all anybody truly needs to love themselves, is themselves. Love yourself. If you have to pretend until you truly feel it, pretend. You are beautiful.
