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You can pretend all you want that you’re paying attention to the game - but we Alphas all know that the only thing you sissies will be thinking about is being the winning team’s fuckslut in the locker room.Â
Walking from the bathroom to the bedroom, pretending to forget that Ted’s old college roommate was staying the week with us. With Ted gone so early to work, I was free to have this and so many more “oops” moments with Jerry in the
pardonmewhileipanic: “This Blog involves the acceptance, activism and celebration of the fat body. It mines the insights of the fat standpoint in America.” Oh really? So you’re pretending to be about acceptance and activism, while also
risk-e-venture: (The Road Trip: PT2)After the events of the night before, I thought that mom and I would be hard pressed to pretend the whole thing never happened. Would we be at our destination in two more days, the way mom drove at least, and I figured
enigmamre: Just imagine waking up like this and staying that way. Not waking up and having the rush of stress hit you. All of the things that you didn’t do yesterday. All of the things that need to be done. You’re going to go to the office and pretend
femmeteasebooks: I know he is on the other side of the stacks. Sitting on the floor and pretending to read a book. But, he’s really peeking at me through the cracks and crevices between the books. Staring at my pretty thighs and my high heels. He does
mylittlemerrygold: “Look at all the pretty autumn colors!I like to pretend the crunched up leaves are the corpses of my enemies!” I love the autumn too, for the weather. Also, you’re looking extra cute today, Merry. <3
At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are Eric Harris and Dylan
j-luxe: kingpark:sixpenceee: At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the
maudit: In this famous “Mouth of Truth” scene, Gregory Peck ad-libbed the joke where he pretends his hand gets bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving. He borrowed the gag from Red Skelton. Before shooting Peck told the director that he was
y0ungrichandflaashy: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be
hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
werewolfheartt: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
its-a-deathwish: hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would
bimbobitchmaker: She knows the secret that every girl pretends not to: the dumber you are…the bigger your tits…the sluttier you behave…the more men will give you attention.
raptorific:action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody, and stops responding to the client’s calls,
yay4hamlet: yay4hamlet: Did I ever tell you all about the time a kid in my high school literally pretended to drink a thing of Windex so the teachers would panic and send him to the hospital and he wouldn’t have to take the test Alrighty here is the
foxtial: Yesterday, on the other side of the border, I was walking down the the Mexican streets pretending life is a long runway, when I overheard and saw a guy look and me and say “Mira” “Ese vato princesa” to the vendor selling potatoes. And
We all have that boy; he's the boy we try to pretend we aren't looking for as we make our way to class. He's the boy that we lie about and claim not to care about anymore. He's the boy that gives you the cliché butterflies, complete with the weakness
steveholtvstheuniverse: leekeybeth: badasschris: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley
coolestfword: In this famous “Mouth of Truth” scene, Gregory Peck ad-libbed the joke where he pretends his hand gets bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving. He borrowed the gag from Red Skelton. Before shooting Peck told the director that
jryanz: swaggerunflawed: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would
This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually murder
aaronpaauls-deactivated20141206: When Brad Pitt’s character, Lt. Aldo Raine, pretends to be an Italian actor near the end of the movie, he uses name “Enzo Girolami”, which is the birth name of the director of original Inglorious Bastards (The
remixcub: the-mad-angel-with-a-box: avengingthedarkknight: facemelter-x: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its
accio-shenanigans: cronassamporna: cronassamporna: my father just asked me if I wanted to put on capes and walk to the store in the snow to get klondike bars while pretending to be part of the fellowship of the ring we got the precious So that’s
legendofcarl: myhyperfixations: People need to stop pretending like the 3 year time skip actually makes the paladins blameless for the destruction of the Coalition, the Blade of Marmora, and the 2/3 of the Empire loyal to Lotor because they couldn’t
sumddy: …”She kept coming into the bathroom while I was showering, pretending it was the most natural thing in the world to stand at the sink bending over washing her face, me nude in the shower behind her. After the first few times my knowing
erosdiary: When you’re in need of a tutor, who better than the head of the class? And when the subject you need the most help with is biology it’s always a bonus that the head of the class is cute. Bookish girls are the best. Most will pretend
blackgirlsreverything: The most scary thing isn’t the loud and proud Trump supporters, I expect that in Amerikkka, but it’s the silent ones. The ones that smile and pretend. The ones that really don’t believe they’re racist.
trkdawg: billythomas: This is the most beautiful sight in the world. Followed by the clink clink of a belt being unfastened, the most beautiful sound in all the world. I’ll go to a cruising ground. Some guys pretend they’re just out for a walk with
janstaboovideos: Hi guysso I’m going to throw out some more stills from the videos on the site. Here is the first of the good ones, this is me pretending to be trapped in the shower, I call out to my Stepson Tom to help me and he comes into the bathroom
alicexz: “I’ve seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you… you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending
cindarrella: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
sadclowncentral:sadclowncentral: for the longest time, science fiction was working under the assumption that the crux of the turing test - the “question only a human can answer” which would stump the computer pretending to be one - would be about
“I’ve seen the footage. The only thing you really fight for is yourself. You’re not the guy to make the sacrifice play, to lay down on a wire and let the other guy crawl over you… you may not be a threat, but you better stop pretending to be
fuckyeah-nerdery: fozmeadows: In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist. Literally the history of the European colonization of the Americas.
eurybislin: you can tell from the way in my eyes, and the bruises on my thighs, and the knots in my hair, and the bathroom full of fliesthat i’m notrightnow at all, there i go again! pretend they’re all at fault, don’t call the doctor! they’ve
This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually
lesbilicious: Asoka remembered the way in which Sara had made love to her the night before. She pretended her fingers were Sara’s, slowly following the contours of her legs, feeling their silky softness and moving higher…. she relived the way the
eeriie: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to actually
bloodgoldandsilver: iamthemysterygirl: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought
missavagardner: For the famous “Mouth of Truth” scene, Gregory Peck ad-libbed the joke where he pretends that his hand was bitten off in the mouth of the stone carving. He borrowed the gag from Red Skelton. Prior to filming the scene, Peck told director
misfit3x-blr: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighbourhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop it’s head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
yewphoria: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious to
sameatyabrains: celebritiesofcolor: Amy Schumer pretends to trip and fall on the floor in front of honorees Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they attend the Time 100 Gala celebrating the Time 100 issue of the Most Influential People at The World at
whichwaytogallifrey: its-a-deathwish: hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley
desire-and-devotion: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan &John. As a Halloween joke, the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy & pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
inkimyewetrust: celebritiesofcolor: Amy Schumer pretends to trip and fall on the floor in front of honorees Kim Kardashian and Kanye West as they attend the Time 100 Gala celebrating the Time 100 issue of the Most Influential People at The World at
twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck: its-a-deathwish: hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The
facemelter-x: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop its head off. The Buckley children thought it would be hilarious
gay-legion: the-privateer: hobbitdragon: ddollley: I just made the most inhuman noise WHEN IT REALIZES THE PERSON IS STILL THERE AND GOES BACK TO BEING ‘DEAD’ i’m not sure which is cuter, the otter or the guy who’s pretending to shoot it
Im not really one for the whole fame game. I love to act and Im not going to pretend I dont like the money that comes with it, the freedom it affords me and the things I can do with that money for the people I love.
