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onthekneesnow: Pretending it’s real, is the most important aspect of giving and receiving a strap-on blow job. When giving, treat the silicone cock like the beautiful and powerful tool that it is. Savor it as you start slow, playing with the head.
lapush-limitato: The tale of the three brothers But Death was cunning. He pretended to congratulate the three brothers upon their magic, and said that each had earned a prize for having been clever enough to evade him. So the oldest brother, who was
zombiesaliensvampiresanddinosaur: aunteeblazer: its-a-deathwish: hollmonster: This is the Buckley Family. The children’s names were Susan and John. As a Halloween joke, all the kids in the neighborhood were going to get a dummy and pretend to chop
thecaptainsspeech: “Why don’t you be the artist, and make me out of clay Why don’t you be the writer, and decide the words I’ll say Cause I’d rather pretend, I’ll still be there at the end-” A fanart of sorts for Deductism’s beautiful
totallytransformed: Her master was very generous, he let her go to school during the day, but the moment she came home, she knew her place: face pressed against the floor, naked, wet ass in the air for him to mount. She was only playing pretend, they
mylittleheadcanon: My headcanon is that Vinyl Scratch and Octavia are really the same pony. Headcanon submitted by Lagaspingman The horn lights up when the decks move so that everypony thinks she’s doing all the work, not unlike human DJs pretending
That awkward moment when arriving at the sleepover, and you realise that everyone is set on ogling the scantily clad women on the video tapes they had “borrowed” from their father. #pretending to like likes girls #awkward #gay Join the
High Tide: in some of these captions, the woman deliberately looses the key, or just pretends to have lost the key, and of course that’s one possible way to read this story, but I tend to think that in this case, she really, genuinely lost the key by
raptorific: fandomsonceandforever: orestian: raptorific: action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t kill anybody,
saintbeetle: this one goes out to all the LGBTQIA+ people who have to deal with watching straight people who have treated them like shit change their profile pictures rainbow and pretend that they’re the world’s best allies for the rest of the week
I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded part, kthnx!)
sega628: alexinspankingland: I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded part, kthnx!) I can’t
alexinspankingland: I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded part, kthnx!)
alexinspankingland: sega628: alexinspankingland: I feel like the ageplay going on in this scene includes me pretending to be an adult. From the introduction of the always adorable @aballycakes to Northern Spanking. (please leave at least the bolded
prenzlauer: “I pretended indifference even in the presence of love, in the presence of hunger. And the more deeply I felt the less able I was to respond.” — Louise Glück, from Timor Mortis in “Vita Nova” (via la-femme-terrible)
claudiaboleyn: What I hate about heteronormativity is that you will get the most mind-blowing, realistic, palpable chemistry between two characters of the same gender in a show and the writer/cast will bend over backwards to pretend it’s in the fans
machosdominantes: grover3: The begging in the faggot’s face is part of the pleasure a Man gets when feeding his cock to it. Men love having their cocks worshiped. When they know the worship and adoration is real, and not pretend and they can
babushkas: why in this world are the people most capable of opposing the titans the only ones given the priviledge of avoiding them entirely? how do you think it got to be such a farce? maybe it’s just human nature? Point is, I can’t even pretend
whitmerule: that is… … The calm before the storm. Pouncival is still innocent and happy and young. Rumpelteazer is telling the audience how terrifying she is. Electra is dignified. Tumblebrutus is pretending to be dignified. None of them know the
lustt-and-luxury: sixpenceee:At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera
weloveassbutt: Remember the time in the school arc when the P4 confessed to the murders and begged Ciel to understand, which he pretended to do, and it surprised Sebastian (Which honestly should not have been a surprise to him, cause Ciel was fake as
onestartotheleft:the-80s-do-it-better: attackonsociallife: quibbs: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. these middle schoolers read better
sixpenceee:At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are Eric Harris
yua:FISH Another visual series inspired by Wong Kar Wei’s “Chungking Express”. Colour palettes are taken from the scene when Faye, the girl who works at the snack bar, pretends to be visiting the unnamed cop 663’s residence and brought a bag
uclafratboy: collegeexperimentation: Don’t worry pledge, you’re girlfriend isn’t going to see these videos for you begging for more cock… Love how the guy in the tank is pretending to be straight. He’s the former btw of the group. Look at
bilt2tumble: raptorific: fandomsonceandforever: orestian: raptorific: action movie about a guy who pretends to be a hitman and does the whole “25% up front and the rest when the job is done” thing but then just keeps the down payment, doesn’t
trixstra: susiethemoderator: @ DesJuanTheThug pretended to be the best friend of Antonio Martin. The Huffington post made an article about him and he had the audacity to promote his pathetic mixtape which I hope fails utterly. These are the type of
mommyssextoy: yummum109: The more i pretended to be fed up with my perv son..the rougher he got and the rougher he got the harder it got to hide my sordid pleasure. Mother & Son Sex Tube
claudiaboleyn:What I hate about heteronormativity is that you will get the most mind-blowing, realistic, palpable chemistry between two characters of the same gender in a show and the writer/cast will bend over backwards to pretend it’s in the fans
degradedsissy1: It’s so hard to pretend to me a man, when this is what’s going on under the men’s outer clothing you wear to deceive the world that you’re a man. Beneath the well cut business suit, or the work clothes, is a sissy wearing sheer,
cracked: You ever play that game in the house where you had to jump from obstacle to obstacle without touching the rug or the grass? Remember how you pretended that everything floor-related was lava? Remember how Alex from across the street slipped and
justasolitarywolf replied to your post: Shrouded in proof, You’re the mystery You’re the truth that lives within the world we see You’re the hand that holds destiny And I can’t pretend i don’t know And I can’t leave it alone (yeah, yeah)
spankmeniall: i have the mental image of harry styles in the bathtub playing with little army men and he’s holding them on his ship tattoo and yelling ABANDON SHIP and throwing them into the bathtub while faking screams and pretending the army men
iamelectricbarbarella: Funny how sometimes the thing you feared the most ultimately becomes the thing you love the best!When I was younger I knew that cum was disgusting, that women only pretended to like it to be popular, that “good girls” would
dragondicks: on the 2 year anniversary of the down with cis bus post, it’s worth remembering that the down with cis bus was a cartoonishly absurd story made up by a cis person to try to pretend that trans people are dangerous, whereas the down with
showerthoughtsofficial: What if Elon Musk is a time traveler from the future who is getting rich by pretending to invent future technology, but is also warning us about the future deadly killer robot wars that caused him to flee to the past in the first
kingpark:sixpenceee: At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are
phantomdoodler: do you ever feel like people only like the superficial you? like…it’s not like it’s not you, it’s not like you’re pretending, it’s just… there’s more to you than what’s on the surface, but the surface is the only
yummum109: The more i pretended to be fed up with my perv son..the rougher he got and the rougher he got the harder it got to hide my sordid pleasure.
dharuadhmacha:Someone FINALLY said the damn thing… republicans like to pretend they support the military. But they don’t. They EXPLOIT the military and ignore the promises made to veterans. They try to act like believing in social programs or helping
tricksterstea: Sometimes the feelings inside of me get messy like dirt and I like to clean things, pretend the dirt is the feelings and the floor is my mind. That is called coping.
creepycreepshit: This may be the ass that puts me into retirement or that unleashes the monster in me. This is the kind of ass I dream of finding and today I found it. It was perfect timing. I saw her waiting for the elevator so I pretended I was going
sixpenceee: At first glance, it may look like a normal class photo. But it’s actually a photo from Columbine High School taken weeks before the infamous shooting in 1999. The students in the top left pretending to aim guns at the camera are Eric Harris
beautifulwhatsyourhurry: margflower: tyleroakley: outlawsoflove: My class pretended to play dead. Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough. “Stop being dead right now.” the initial panic though omg
