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just-shower-thoughts: It is very likely that over your life you briefly interacted with a person who is absolutely perfect for you but neither of you realized it. Or maybe you did realize it…
just-shower-thoughts: Lego should make life-size bricks so kids could build small forts
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if Leonardo DiCaprio thinks he won the Oscar because he deserves it, or if he thinks they gave it to him to stop the jokes.
just-shower-thoughts: Everything in the world is either a potato or not a potato
just-shower-thoughts: “My broom is collecting dust” is a perfectly ambiguous statement.
just-shower-thoughts: They should create a show called “Who Wants to Stay a Millionaire” where millionaires can lose all their money if they don’t win the show.
just-shower-thoughts: Measuring how much people turn up the volume on their radio when a song comes on would be a great way to measure it’s popularity
just-shower-thoughts: Gary Numan is two weeks older than Gary Oldman. Maybe they should switch names.
just-shower-thoughts: Despite Fido being a “typical” name for a dog, I have never actually met or heard of a dog named Fido.
just-shower-thoughts: Jesus had to move back in with his dad at age 33.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m too smart for the dumb people, but too dumb for the smart people.
just-shower-thoughts: If you work at Reddit, can you get fired for browsing Reddit?
just-shower-thoughts: I think Google Glass would have been more popular if they’d named it Googly Eyes.
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re a kid, a thermometer may as well be a lie detector.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve ever spent the same dollar twice…
just-shower-thoughts: It’ll be nice if you could shout “Siri where are you” and it’ll respond “over here” when trying to look for your iPhone
just-shower-thoughts: Imagine if playing tag was a globaly watched multi-million dollar game like football with professionals and everything.
just-shower-thoughts: If a Stormtrooper shoots and kills a major character in the new Star Wars movie, it will be the greatest plot twist of all time.
just-shower-thoughts: Android’s next OS should be called Orange so when compared to the iPhone it will be like comparing Apples to Oranges.
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone’s Saturday this week was a 10/10.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if there are any times on the clock that I have never seen. You know what? I think of this unsettlingly often.
just-shower-thoughts: Napkins perform the same job as toilet paper at the opposite end of the same process.
just-shower-thoughts: The first person to ever hear a parrot talk probably got scared shitless.
just-shower-thoughts: Rappers are the only people who become rich simply by talking about how rich they are.
just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars Episode VII will be the first in the series released in the correct order corresponding to its number.
just-shower-thoughts: Is sand called sand because it’s between the sea and the land ?
just-shower-thoughts: Star Wars is advertising for its advertising
just-shower-thoughts: “Netflix and chill” has to be one of the largest unintentional ad campaigns in history
just-shower-thoughts: “Elevator music” is such a widely recognized and referenced term, but yet everytime I am on an elevator there is no damn elevator music
just-shower-thoughts: Not giving a nickname to your Pokemon is like calling your dog by its breed.
just-shower-thoughts: Moving to a new city is like starting a new game+. You keep your items and experience, but you have to go through the basics again and nobody knows you anymore.
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder if I’ve ever eaten two fruit that grew from the same tree
just-shower-thoughts: In the time span of other countries, the US is a dumb teenager with way to much money. We spend it all on “cool” shit like weapons, and think education is stupid
just-shower-thoughts: A lethal dose is also a lifetime supply
just-shower-thoughts: Windows 10 could technically be written as Windows OS X
just-shower-thoughts: There are no Fallout 4 posts on the front page now because everybody who bothers with it, is playing it now.
just-shower-thoughts: When you think about it, dancing is weird as fuck.
just-shower-thoughts: How do you know when you have run out of invisible ink ?
just-shower-thoughts: If you work at a sex shop then every post is safe for work.
just-shower-thoughts: Putting socks to the washer is like sending soldiers to war. You know beforehand that not all of them are going to make it back.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m sad as an atheist because I wish I believed in a universe where I get a comprehensive list of stats when I die.
just-shower-thoughts: During a storm, the more it rains, the louder it gets. Therefore the higher the volume of rain, the higher the volume of rain.
just-shower-thoughts: Why is there a ’D’ in ‘fridge’ but not in ‘refrigerator’?
just-shower-thoughts: I like how the term “as fuck” is a common unit of measurement.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “cool” is probably the only slang term that has been used unironically my whole life.
just-shower-thoughts: “i’ll be speaking with my lawyer” is the adult version of saying “im telling mom”
just-shower-thoughts: The Toys-R-Us mascot shouldn’t be a giraffe, it should be a dinosaur, the “Toy-saurus.”
just-shower-thoughts: If we enlarged our fingerprints and turned them into records they would probably play music.
just-shower-thoughts: My birthday is 9 months after my father’s birthday
just-shower-thoughts: America treats its flag better than most of its people
just-shower-thoughts: “It is better to ask forgiveness than permission” is great motivational advice, but a terrible sexual education slogan.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “swims” is the same upside down
just-shower-thoughts: If I have Facebook open on one tab, and questionable content open on another tab, I feel like everyone can see what I’m browsing.
just-shower-thoughts: One day on Mercury lasts about 58 hours. About the same as a common Monday on Earth.
just-shower-thoughts: An eye exam is really the only test where guessing answers correctly won’t benefit you
just-shower-thoughts: When C-3PO says “Praise the maker” it’s referring to Darth Vader.
just-shower-thoughts: In the future laser tag will be taken more seriously.
just-shower-thoughts: The first word I say every year is “happy” and the last is “one”
just-shower-thoughts: If I had a blood transfusion and committed a crime the next day, If a spec of blood was found and was sent for dna analysis, Could it lead to the doner if they were on the dna data base ?
just-shower-thoughts: If it hadn’t been for Jabba the Hutt Han, Luke, and Obiwan would have reached Alderaan a couple hours earlier and been destroyed by the Death Star.
