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just-shower-thoughts:Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: When my father took me out fishing when I was a kid, he used to warn me to be quiet because we would scare the fish away. Pretty sure he just wanted me to shut the fuck up for a few hours.
just-shower-thoughts:I don’t want to be super rich, I just want to make enough money that I can set up an automatic direct debit for all of my bills without fear of insufficient funds, and then forget about them forever.
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: There should be an average person running/swimming alongside the Olympic athletes to show just how athletic these competitors are.
just-shower-thoughts:If “Ice Cold Water” was really ice cold it would just be ice.
just-shower-thoughts: People suffering from anxiety are literally just too aware they’re alive
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever I see NSFW I prepare myself for an erection. Sometimes it’s just something gross though, and I get sad.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird how I don’t exist in your life at all, but you’re reading what I just typed.
just-shower-thoughts: What if every country has a ninja force, but Japan’s is just the worst?
just-shower-thoughts: Your birthday is just a 9-month late, yearly celebration of one of your dad’s orgasms.
just-shower-thoughts: This generation’s kids will grow up thinking the guy on Newman’s Own salad dressing is just another fictional mascot
just-shower-thoughts: Clouds are just like people, they drink water, they grow, they cry and then they die.
just-shower-thoughts: The voice actor for Pikachu has had steady income for the past 20 years saying variations of just one word.
just-shower-thoughts: If you don’t choose to have a kid,you are at the end of a 4 billion year old chemical process that finally just said “screw it”.
just-shower-thoughts: I can spend Ū almost every day on my morning coffee and it’s nothing but spending Ũ.99 on an app seems just outrageous.
just-shower-thoughts: A person from 150 years ago would be terrified by modern stuff. However, a duck from 150 years ago would just be all like, still got lakes? yes ? okay cool
just-shower-thoughts: I would rate so many more apps if it didn’t redirect me to the App Store, and I could just write my review in app
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t think anyone ever actually misses high school. I think just miss being young.
just-shower-thoughts: When I walk past a police officer, even though I’ve done nothing wrong I feel like I’ve just murdered an entire village.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve always thought it was weird how it’s normal/acceptable to take a smoke break at work, but frowned upon just to take a break at work.
just-shower-thoughts: I was a little shit who made my teachers cry. Then I grew up and realized they taught me a lot, and I felt bad. Then I grew some more and realized they knew exactly what they were getting into, and did it anyway, just to make little
just-shower-thoughts: As a teen, 2020 feels so far away, but 2009 feels like it just happened
just-shower-thoughts: It must have sucked to be one of the servants in The Beast’s castle and be turned into an appliance forever just because your boss was an asshole.
just-shower-thoughts: In just three years, 1990 will be 30 years ago…
just-shower-thoughts: Putting a stake through the heart of a vampire would work just as well to kill any other living thing
just-shower-thoughts: Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down You can just turn off the computer xD
just-shower-thoughts: A truly terrifying horror film would have the characters making the most logical, common-sense choices, and still getting slaughtered because the villain is just that relentless.
just-shower-thoughts: The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.
just-shower-thoughts: Nightmares aren’t actually the worst dreams you can have. Waking up after dreaming about something you deeply desire just to realize that it was a dream and you can’t make it real is actually far more hartbreaking.
just-shower-thoughts: Speed Bumps are just expensive inverted pot holes.
just-shower-thoughts: A woman shouldn’t have to make herself less attractive to ward off a sexual assault. Mofos should just stop sexually assaulting people.
just-shower-thoughts: If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much as anyone else.
just-shower-thoughts: Math is just one long series of “learn this so you can learn that” and by the end of it, all you’ve really learned is that there’s software that does these calculations for you
just-shower-thoughts: It would be smart for companies to release risky business ideas on April 1st. If people hate the idea they can just play it off as an April fools joke.
just-shower-thoughts: Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: Med students are like Magicarps. You don’t have any useful skills, you get thrown out first in every encounter just to take a couple hits and gain experience, and one day you turn into a fabulous, overworked dragon.
just-shower-thoughts: The passport is so weird, it’s basically one country saying, “Ya he lives here and we are pretty sure this is what his face looks like.” Just so another country can go “okay cool we’ll let him in”
just-shower-thoughts: There is always that one innocent spoon at your home that you just dislike for no reason.
just-shower-thoughts: Squirrels are just rats with better marketing.
just-shower-thoughts: Bed is warm. Sh.wer is warm. Coffee is warm. Car seat is warm. In the winter your morning routine just becomes skittering from one heat source to another like a cockroach.
just-shower-thoughts: Waking up from a nightmare is just the beginning. The real anxiety comes from looking at the clock to see if you have to get up or not.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “Boob” is actually just a written representation of a woman’s breasts from the top, front, and side view.
just-shower-thoughts: Flatearthers could just go to the edge of the earth and found out it doesn’t exist instead of bitching online.
just-shower-thoughts: Most funny people are actually very sad on the inside. They’re just using comedy as an escape.
just-shower-thoughts: If it was just a few bad apples, the good apples would celebrate their removal.
just-shower-thoughts: The older you get, the less you’re allowed to do things just because you’re capable of it. Before you’re born you can straight-up kick a pregnant woman all day and people are happy that you’re doing anything at all.
just-shower-thoughts: A quesadilla is just the Mexican equivalent of a grilled cheese sandwich.
just-shower-thoughts: Social anxiety is just talking shit about yourself to yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your entire life is just your life flashing before your eyes and you’re already dead
just-shower-thoughts: Set your WIFI password to 2444666668888888, when your friend ask just tell him it’s 12345678
just-shower-thoughts:Maybe only cats can become ghost. That’s why ghosts just knock over stuff and make noises at night.
just-shower-thoughts:Spicy food is just bdsm for your mouth
just-shower-thoughts: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
just-shower-thoughts:When people think “Mad Scientist,” what they really imagine is “Mad Engineer.” A mad scientist would just rant about grant money.
just-shower-thoughts: As I get older, I am starting to think I’m actually really dumb and everyone has just been telling me I’m smart for encouragement.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “fuck” is like a superstar athlete who always gets in trouble for being bad but we love them anyway because they’re just that good at what they do.