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just-shower-thoughts: Being horny while you’re sick is just your body telling you to reproduce before you die.
just-shower-thoughts:What if the first person to eat a poisonous berry was just allergic and we’re all missing out on some sick berries?
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe that guy listening to headphones isn’t socially awkward. Maybe he just wants to be left the fuck alone.
just-shower-thoughts: The true mark of adulthood is when your parents no longer schedule your Dr appointments so instead you just don’t go and hope you don’t die
just-shower-thoughts: If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much as anyone else.
just-shower-thoughts: A woman shouldn’t have to make herself less attractive to ward off a sexual assault. Mofos should just stop sexually assaulting people.
just-shower-thoughts:Mom was right. Warped Tour was just a phase.
just-shower-thoughts: If you think about it, money is pretty much just life lube.
just-shower-thoughts: Realizing a beanbag is just a boneless couch. @rageomega @gatorskindurag @psychoxknyte @newantihero @xxsoulofwarxx
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe dogs dont even like to play fetch, they just bring us the ball because they think we love it and want to make us happy
just-shower-thoughts: A rap battle is just two men writing poetry about how strongly they feel about one another.
just-shower-thoughts:If you DDoS a company you can be tried with a Felony, but if a company throttles the internet you just have to deal with it.
just-shower-thoughts: Telling your in-laws that you’re trying for a baby is just telling them that you’re raw dogging their daughter.
just-shower-thoughts: Sheet music is basically just a sound recipe. @psychoxknyte
just-shower-thoughts: Bean bags are just boneless sofas. @rageomega @psychoxknyte @xxsoulofwarxx
just-shower-thoughts: If you wait long enough, grave robbing is just archaeology.
just-shower-thoughts: Pigeons are just ghetto doves @newantihero @rageomega @psychoxknyte @narangpabo
just-shower-thoughts: Being single and depressed is just a toxic relationship with yourself
just-shower-thoughts: The Harry Potter series is 7 books and thousands of pages of buildup just for the main character to kill the villain with a “no u”
just-shower-thoughts: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
just-shower-thoughts: “If tomorrow, women woke up and decided they really liked their bodies, just think how many industries would go out of business.” The TRUTH.
just-shower-thoughts: Billionaires and celebrities might just be people who are on a New Game Plus playthrough of life.
just-shower-thoughts: Nighttime is the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it
just-shower-thoughts: Crocodiles are just water lizards. Whichever drunken geologist didn’t name them,“Wizards” is a fool of a took.
just-shower-thoughts: FUCK FUCK FUCK! This is what you have to do today. Oh yeah, conditioner. Man, I really have to shave. FUCK! I need to talk to my insurance by 11 or I won’t find time. Why the fuck is there hair on the faucet handles? Who just
just-shower-thoughts: Wouldn’t it be cool if when you die the location of everything you ever lost is revealed? No, it would just piss me off.
just-shower-thoughts: If you punch a sleeping person really hard and they don’t wake up, did you knock them out or are they just still sleeping?
just-shower-thoughts: What if our dreams are just us seeing what the other versions of ourselves in alternate universes are doing?
just-shower-thoughts: Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
just-shower-thoughts: This time of the year is perfect for masturbating. If any of your loved ones ask why your door is locked, you can just say you were wrapping gifts.
just-shower-thoughts: Sports fans who dress in their teams gear are just into a different type of Cosplay.
just-shower-thoughts: I want my kid’s middle name to be “Withawhy” just to mess with people’s spelling.
just-shower-thoughts: Since Chris Pratt is playing the lead in Jurassic World, they should’ve just named the movie Parks and Rex
just-shower-thoughts: A resume is just a list of things you never want to do again.
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: Instead of punishing people for texting while walking, we should just get rid of all manhole covers. It will sort itself out.
just-shower-thoughts: I worry that at some point in time when self driving cars are popular, cars will take a specific route just to ensure you see certain stores, billboards and/or advertisements. The real world equivalent of pop up ads.
just-shower-thoughts:Post nut clarity is literally just you cumming to your senses
just-shower-thoughts: In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.
just-shower-thoughts:A truly terrifying horror film would have the characters making the most logical, common-sense choices, and still getting slaughtered because the villain is just that relentless.
just-shower-thoughts: A fat girl bragging about boob size is like an unemployed person bragging about having the day off this is just hateful.
just-shower-thoughts:There should be a millennial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
just-shower-thoughts: A millennial version of monopoly would feature ludicrously overpriced properties and players just waltzing around the board paying rent and hating their life.
just-shower-thoughts: Procrastinating is just enjoying all the side quests in life whilst you delay the main quest story mission
just-shower-thoughts: Custody courts need to open their eyes and realize that every father is not a deadbeat dad, and there are just as many train wreck moms
just-shower-thoughts: Water is just a portal to a universe where you can fly, but you can’t breathe.
just-shower-thoughts: What if we all are actually high off of oxygen, and smoking weed just makes us sober?
just-shower-thoughts: I just want to be rich so I can pay my parents back for everything they’ve done for me
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: People don’t get crankier as they age - they just become less tolerant of other people’s shit.
just-shower-thoughts: The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a smoke detector that shuts off when you yell “I"m just cooking”
just-shower-thoughts:As an adult, I can quite literally do whatever I want to, but I always end up wanting to just go home.
just-shower-thoughts: You never really become an adult, you just get really good at pretending
just-shower-thoughts: If I was immortal, I would probably just become a massive procrastinator.
just-shower-thoughts: Dogs have no way of actually knowing and comprehending that we’re in control of a car. To them it must just seem like you hop into this adventure box, and sometimes it takes you to the park, sometimes to the vet
just-shower-thoughts: Fitbits are just like Tamagotchis, except the stupid little creature you have to keep alive is yourself.
just-shower-thoughts:Cup holders are just cups for cups
just-shower-thoughts:Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
