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Just wanted to show how I look shower fresh (and semi-hard)
alyx-nsfw: Without fail, every time I talk about how awesome shower sex (and shower porn) is, someone will come say how “but it’s less than optimal!” I just read that with mild disgust
Wet and naked just out of the shower Please submit your nudes!
Bella Raye @plusmod_bella_raye has decided to tease and create drool in this wet tight dress… I think I feel the need for a shower.. just sayin… #busty #bbw #photoshoot #sexyatanysize #photosbyphelps #hips #thick #loveyourself #thighs
This is the picture of the night…When I am horny…just the hot water from my shower or bath turns me on…knowing I am preparing my body for a night of passion makes my pussy so very wet….I must confess…I am such a horny
pee-interpreting (probably) non-golden shower pictures (5): just the traces of it, the liquid pearls on the skin and that look…
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: I’d say about 95% of the time a person has told me “it’s a long story,” it wasn’t
just-shower-thoughts: I should get out of the shower the series finale
just-shower-thoughts: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke I wish people would
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants. Ya know why they call me Willie?
just-shower-thoughts:If ww1 and ww2 never happened the population would be significantly larger than today if no one died!! more peoople!!! shower thought :)
just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts:Y'all is southern slang. It’s also gender neutral. The south was progressive before progressives were progressive. y’all’d’ve’f’i’d’ve but y’all’ren’t me. y’all’ll never be me :/
just-gay-thoughts: just-binch-thoughts: just-gay-thoughts: just-binch-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: You have 128 great, great, great, great, great grandparents and they were in their primes about 140 years ago. Good on them! I hope not all of
just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: We had empires run by emperors and kingdoms run by kings. Now we have countries. RUN BY CUNTS
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If barnacles is a swear word in SpongeBob. Then Barnacle Boy is a FuckBoy
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If Michael Cera started a clothing line, he could use the slogan “Try Cera Tops”
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Based on genital structure men should really be the ones wearing skirts and women should be wearing pants.
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: Pizzas are round but the boxes we buy them in are squared, and we eat them in triangles.
just-a-bogbear:A brief insight into a world where animals vocalize like Pokémon:Patient: “What’s wrong with me?”Doctor: “Well let’s take a listen.”Muffled voice from inside patient: “Tapeworm”
just-shower-thoughts: wisewolf1143: just-shower-thoughts: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world remains the same. this just means you have to kill more than one…..
just-shower-thoughts: My girlfriends nickname should be Santa, cause I always fall asleep before she comes man, this isn’t really a shower thought. not in the way youre going for.
just-shower-thoughts: Netflix needs a shuffle button for those shows that I don’t care which episode I watch. this is once again, not at all a shower thought.
just-shower-thoughts: when girls are shaving their legs in the shower what they’re really doing is practicing yoga with a razor blade on a slip-n-slide
just-shower-thoughts: Actual shower thought: There should be a giant loofah on the shower wall so I can just lean on it and scrub my back like a bear.
just-shower-thoughts: fucked-with-a-rake: just-shower-thoughts: If we were eyeless we’d be unaware of colour. What if we’re missing some part of reality because we don’t have the organ to detect it? We possess no organs to detect an overwhelming
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe teens are seen as rebellious because they have become self-aware enough to question their parents’ actions, while younger children follow every command without question This shower thinker obviously never spent time around
just-shower-thoughts: tortillas are basically just edible envelopes you use to mail food to your stomach Except mailboxes don’t chew your mail the way your mouth chews a tortilla though. So nah. Wash ya ass and stop trying to think in the shower.
just-shower-thoughts: If all you do is angrily masturbate to a picture of another man’s money then jizz into your mouth, you effectively combine all 7 deadly sins. I’d ask how one thinks of this in the shower but I’m more afraid of the answer
just-shower-thoughts: Phones are like showers - no one knows how to use your phone properly, even if it’s pretty much the same to theirs. That…makes no sense
Just your typical jerk-off race in the shower.
sannao75: just-shower-thoughts:It took me 23 years to realize that “be there or be square” is because you’re not a-round.
death-limes:just-shower-thoughts:If “womb” is pronounced “woom” and “tomb” is pronounced “toom”, shouldn’t “bomb” be pronounced “boom”? isis that a pun
tiffanarchy:just-shower-thoughts:If Hillary Clinton wins two terms as president, 16-year-olds in 2024 will have never had a white male president.But they’ll still have had a war-mongering, imperialist, long-time member of the ruling class as president,
sikamikanikko: lost-in-hammerspace:just-shower-thoughts:If you replace the “W” in Where, What, and When with a “T”, you answer the question D.T. Reed
snowcoveredsunflower: just-shower-thoughts: Every time you paint a room, it gets very fractionally smaller.
just-shower-thoughts: helpivefallenandrefusetogetup: just-shower-thoughts: I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years. I don’t have 2020 vision. We only have seven days to left reblog this joke I wish people
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: I have just realized I have survived literally everything life has thrown at me so far. I have an 100% survival rate.
just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: If you need to laugh childishly today, it has been 6969 days since the year 2000 ended. i’m putting a date on this, 1/30/20 it’s fucking real
just-shower-responses: just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts: if you stola a second from every human’s lifespan you’d be able to live 240 more years. *fucking steala a second off of your lifespan* *hita you over the head with a bat*
just-shower-responses: fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: When you clench your sphincter muscles to hold in a fart you’re diverting all power to shields. This is the lamest nerd reference I’ve ever seen, and I’ve watched whole episodes
just-shower-thoughts: lexiluvs-u: just-shower-thoughts: Everyone has tried to move something with their mind at least once in their lives And one of these days it’s gonna fucking work.
just-shower-responses:just-shower-thoughts: If there’s wet dreams then there’s probably wet nightmares pussy so good i got scared For the rest of my life
just-shower-responses: water-based-introspection: banana0042: hotmolasses: mauve-moth: stomatium: just-shower-thoughts: Blind people must save a lot on electricity. They do actually! I had a blind professor, last semester, and I swung through
just-shower-thoughts: fuck-you-showerthoughts: just-shower-thoughts: The fact there is a top hat implies there is a bottom hat as well. No it doesn’t moron
just-shower-responses: just-shower-thoughts:Everyone knows vampire can’t be in sunlight. But moonlight is also sunlight. they’re sensitive to it okay some of us fucking burn easily, i may not be a vampire but i understand what they’re going through
just-shower-thoughts: If somebody says they don’t pee in the shower, you have to wonder what else they lie about.
just-shower-thoughts: Why are the only shower temperatures “Mordor” and “Never let go Jack”?
thedevilsofficialblog: island-delver-go: oppa-homeless-style: actuallyjuststealingmemes: water-based-introspection: just-shower-thoughts: It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean If
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: If Alvin & The Chipmunks 4 is brave enough to release the same day as Star Wars VII: The Force Awakens, you’re brave enough to ask your crush out.
This is what we do to dirty boys in Bondageland!Our cameraman got a little too dirty on the set during his sploshing birthday party but fortunately rubber is easy to clean!His Mistress doesn’t even remove the bondage, just throws him into the shower
just-shower-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: RIP boiling water. You’ll be mist.
