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just-shower-thoughts:In a regular game of chess you never actually capture the king, you just put him in a bad position.
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe when you’re sleep deprived you aren’t hallucinating, your brain just loses the ability to filter out everything around you and rationalize it all.
just-shower-thoughts:The Simpsons’ “predictions” were just the result of the writers not realizing how low humanity will sink.
just-shower-thoughts: Ryan Reynolds starred in Detective Pikachu probably just to make fun of it in Deadpool 3.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or a lamp.
just-shower-thoughts: “You’re Pre-qualified!” on a piece of mail basically just translates to “We have your address!”.
just-shower-thoughts: In the future, saying someone’s eyes are like the sea will be a roast as it’ll just be full of trash and pollution.
just-shower-thoughts: For me, NSFW links just make me hold my phone a different way.
just-shower-thoughts: The word “nun” is just the letter “n” doing a cartwheel.
just-shower-thoughts: All religions are just book clubs that hate the other clubs.
just-shower-thoughts: All couches are L-shaped, some just happen to be lowercase.
just-shower-thoughts: “Is anyone downloading something?” is just the 21rst century version of “Is someone using hot water?”
just-shower-thoughts: Being under house arrest is just the grown up version of being grounded.
just-shower-thoughts: If kids these days read something about an 8 inch floppy disk, they might just think it is a typo
just-shower-thoughts: If life is just one big dream then I probably peed the bed a lot
just-shower-thoughts:I will lay in bed all morning uncomfortably holding in pee to avoid being uncomfortable for two minutes to just get up and pee.
just-shower-thoughts: Life is literally just about finding ways to release dopamine and serotonin into our systems.
just-shower-thoughts: “Where are you?” has probably never been asked in sign language I just told my mum this and she told me “what about video skype calls?”
just-shower-thoughts: Juggling is just an impressive way to play catch with yourself.
just-shower-thoughts:Beef jerky is just a meat raisin
just-shower-thoughts:Batman was a rich dude going around beating up the mentally ill. cept the villains aren’t actually mentally ill they’re just written as evil characters sooo don’t make the connection between mental illness and being evil, thanks?
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: Gray hair is just your hair printer running out of ink.
just-shower-thoughts: I will lay in bed all morning uncomfortably holding in pee to avoid being uncomfortable for two minutes to just get up and pee.
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever I hear my own voice in a recording, it just makes me want to apologize to everyone that I’ve ever spoken to.
just-shower-thoughts: What if everyone has super powers, but they’re just really oddly specific so no one discovers their super power?
just-shower-thoughts: Meatballs are just the cupcake versions of meatloaf
just-shower-thoughts: a corrupt cop is just an undercover criminal
just-shower-thoughts: Parents don’t really go on vacations. They just take care of their kids in different cities.
just-shower-thoughts: Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
just-shower-thoughts: Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow
just-binch-thoughts: just-shower-thoughts: All of your ancestors experienced their lives as vividly as you do yours YEAH AND HOW SICK THAT IS MY FRIEND
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: What if Shia Labeouf intentionally made his Just Do It speech hilarious so that the world had a meme that actually made people say positive, motivating things to eachother?
just-shower-thoughts: Just think, every time Mark Zuckerberg wants to make money, all he has to do is click on an ad on Facebook at any given moment. It kinda makes you wonder if he and a bunch of people that work at Facebook, just sit there and click
just-shower-thoughts: Squirrels have long, thin tails that just happen to be bushy. If not for that, they would look just like rats. Rats everywhere.
just-shower-thoughts: There are probably plenty of people who “Never Gave Up” but also never succeed, we just wouldn’t know about them because they never made it. We just hear success stories of famous people because they happened to make it
just-shower-thoughts: There should be affordable universities for people who just want to continue learning throughout life. Not to get a degree, or a better job; just a place to learn, foster ideas and meet others who are doing the same.
showered-flowers:have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i adore you. i adore every goddamn ounce. i adore your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not
just-shower-thoughts: Would anyone else be happy if Jurassic World was just about a fully functional dinosaur park and nothing went wrong and it just went through a day at the park. with chris pratt, yes
just-shower-thoughts:So if we’re all just going to die anyways..Why do we take everything so seriously? Why can’t we just laugh at the world together and give no fucks?
just-shower-thoughts: What if, every time we see a flash of light in the sky, it’s just someone’s giant toaster poping up the toast when it’s done toasting.. And we are all tiney bread crumbs. Just living our lives in a toaster. Toast is life.
just-shower-thoughts: Telling depressed people just be happy is like telling people with alzheimer that they just need to stop forgetting.
just-shower-thoughts: J.K. Rowling came out with Harry Potter just in time. A few years later, newspapers with moving pictures would be pretty ordinary, and Hermione would just be Googling stuff.
just-shower-thoughts: You have just begun reading the sentence you just finished reading
just-shower-thoughts: The FBI and DOJ saying “just this one iPhone” is the legal equivalent of “just the tip.”
just-shower-thoughts: Whenever a redditor comments using stereotypical “black thug” slang, I immediately assume they’re a white teenager. I assume it’s just a white person in general because grown ass white folk will act just as senseless,
just-shower-thoughts: Telling a depressed person to just cheer up is like telling a broke person to just go to the ATM.
just-shower-thoughts: There should be an app like Tinder, but just for hanging out. No sex, no dating, just movies and broad games and such.
just-shower-thoughts: Can we all just agree that no matter their skin color, ethnicity, sexuality, or reasoning, the people who use events as an excuse to loot and riot are just pieces of shit?
just-shower-thoughts: Peeing in the shower should be considered multitasking.
just-shower-thoughts: What if “The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers” are just a bunch of friends high on morphine who believe they are super heroes and fight villains - when they’re really just hallucinating…
just-shower-thoughts: Sometime when entering my house alone I say stuff like, “hey Cory hand me the gun” just in case there’s a burglar in my house, I might just scare them out.
just-shower-thoughts: According to science, cold is just the absence of heat, and darkness is the absence of light. With that logic, evil is not the opposite of good, just the absence of it.
gloomy-eyes:shower her with affection pls
just-shower-thoughts: So if we’re all just going to die anyways..Why do we take everything so seriously? Why can’t we just laugh at the world together and give no fucks?
just-shower-thoughts:Someone died, someone was born, and someone just orgasmed as you read lol I’m the one who just orgasmed
