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just-shower-thoughts: Since dogs don’t have any concept of workplaces, careers, bills, and all the other complex human responsibilities humans have to tend to, they probably assume we’re just going on long walks without them when we leave the house.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve never once been offered free drugs by a stranger, even though I was told this would be a common threat. I have, just last night my uber riders offered me free weed like five times.
just-shower-thoughts: “military grade” really just means “cheapest contractor” grade.
just-shower-thoughts: I always recognize people I’ve met even just once, but whenever I see someone I don’t regularly talk to, I don’t say hello because I think they wouldn’t recognize me.
just-shower-thoughts: I guess if I ever need to hire an SEO company I just google “Best SEO Company” and automatically pick the top result.
just-shower-thoughts: I have never seen a crane being assembled or disassembled, they just appear and disapear
just-shower-thoughts: We should abolish Columbus day and instate July 20th, the day we landed on the moon as a national holiday. Add July 20th, but keep Columbus Day, just change the name to Indigenous People’s Day or First Nations Day, that way
just-shower-thoughts: Vehicles today can surf the web, link to your phone, stream music and videos, etc.. but they still can’t perform a simple database lookup to tell you what the check engine light is on for. They can, they just won’t because
just-shower-thoughts: Our bodies are just ads for our sperm/eggs. Somebody really thought they were on to something….
just-shower-thoughts: No one really believes the Earth is flat. They just say that because they know it will draw attention to themselves.
just-shower-thoughts: Money from your tax return seems exciting and like a gift but in reality it was yours that was just borrowed And given back with no interest
just-shower-thoughts: Australia is just Alcatraz that worked out better So Alcatraz had an indigenous population that was displaced and fucked over too?
just-shower-thoughts: Your money’s not yours. It’s just your turn with it. “Man, money ain’t got no owners. Only spenders.” - Omar Little, The Wire
just-shower-thoughts:Children of gay and lesbian parents will always know that they were wanted and not just an accident.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: A coffee and smartphone today are just the cigarette and newspaper of 20 years ago.
just-shower-thoughts: Bar codes are just an object’s signature
just-shower-thoughts: Toothpaste is just teeth soap.
just-shower-thoughts: What if you got people to sign up and pay for an hour long “Patience Class” and then on the day of the class just keep them waiting for 55 minutes?
just-shower-thoughts: The entirety of the movie “Alladin” was just some bullshit told by an old guy to get you to buy a lamp.
just-shower-thoughts: If Pandora let users thumb down audio ads just like songs, they’d be able to automatically target ads towards individuals, sell marketing research back to companies, and overall have a happier userbase
just-shower-thoughts: Paperclips are just staples with less commitment
just-shower-thoughts: The news is basically just someone saying good evening and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.
just-shower-thoughts: I just realized I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.
just-shower-thoughts: Dating is just a series of interviews to become a partner at a two-person company whose only mission is sustaining mutual happiness.
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
sfcubster: boysrule: I just wanna bend him over and eat him out and fuck him and cum on his back. Instead though I’ll probably just masturbate to this picture.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: You don’t really ‘win’ auctions. You just agreed to pay more than anyone else for the item.
just-shower-thoughts:Foxes are just cat software running on dog hardware
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix
just-shower-thoughts: Even when you use Drano for its intended purpose, you’re still just pouring it down the drain
just-shower-thoughts: The Jedi could have saved everyone a lot of grief if they had just bought and freed Anakin’s Mom.
just-shower-thoughts:I don’t want to be rich I just want to be rich enough to not have to put things back when I go to buy things at stores because it’s too expensive
just-shower-thoughts: Artificial Intelligence might already have been solved, but the computer has just made the choice not to reveal it.
just-shower-thoughts: You never really appreciate “Scooby-Doo” until you’re sorting out your life after Graduation, and you realize how awesome it would be to just take off in a van with your three best friends and spend the rest of your life exploring
just-shower-thoughts: Every spoonful of soup is just a mini bowl of soup
just-shower-thoughts: My car just texted me to let me know it finished downloading and installing updates, and this sentence would sound like nonsense to someone living as little as five years ago.
just-shower-thoughts: Have we as a species just universally agreed that Snoop Dogg can hit a blunt whenever and wherever he wants?
just-shower-thoughts: Solar energy is just nuclear energy from a safe distance.
just-shower-thoughts: Surfing the web has become like watching TV back in the day, just flicking through a handful of websites looking for something new on.
just-shower-thoughts: If you and a same sex friend are eating out and request just one check and the waitress sets it down in front of you, she decided you’re the top.
just-shower-thoughts: Jurassic Park would have worked if they had just bred herbivores
just-shower-thoughts: “Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is just the human version of “Did you turn off and back on again?”
just-shower-thoughts: If the guy that got beheaded at the start of Skyrim had just let the priest give him his last rites, there’s a really good chance he would have lived.
just-shower-thoughts: There needs to be a fire detector that turns off when you yell “I’m just cooking”.
just-shower-thoughts: Using the line “Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Is basically the same thing as referring to the girl you just met as Satan.
just-shower-thoughts: There’s only ever been one day. It just keeps moving from one side of the planet to the other.
just-shower-thoughts:Meeting attractive people with bad personalities is just like pouring cereal and then realizing there’s no milk
just-shower-thoughts: What if traffic is just a buffering system that the matrix uses to load our surroundings.
just-shower-thoughts: the “ll” in “parallel” is really just there as an example
just-shower-thoughts: If you ever miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22, because 4:22 is 4:20 too
just-shower-thoughts: Arby’s is just the pronunciation of the acronym for “Roast Beef”
just-shower-thoughts: Turbulence is just air potholes
just-shower-thoughts: Pizza Rolls are just baby Hot Pockets
just-shower-thoughts: Billy joel could write like 5 more parts of We Didn’t Start the Fire form just recent events alone.
