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just-shower-thoughts: All religions are just book clubs that hate the other clubs.
just-shower-thoughts: Movies should start putting “No humans were sexually harassed in the making of this movie” just like with the “no animals were harmed”
just-shower-thoughts: Just broke my personal record for consecutive days lived..Going for the record again tomorrow
just-shower-thoughts:Isn’t marriage just like saying, “I bet you half my stuff that I can stand to be around you for the rest of my life?”
just-shower-thoughts: If you tell someone “I’m hung over.” via walkie talky it just sounds like you are bragging about your dick.
just-shower-thoughts: It would be awesome if we could just record silence and blast it through a speaker to make the entire room quite
just-shower-thoughts: Paper is just thinly sliced tree. Putting a lot of books together is basically rebuilding a tree, making a library a forest of knowledge
just-shower-thoughts: Law and Order is just Scooby Doo for adults.
just-shower-thoughts: The worst feeling ever is waking up in the morning, getting out of bed, getting dressed, eating breakfast, and getting on your way. Then realizing you’re still in bed, sleepy as fuck, and were just imagining doing that.
just-shower-thoughts:A love triangle is actually love V… If it were a triangle they could just have a threesome.
just-shower-thoughts: Why are Christians so against same-sex marriage when Jesus had two fathers and turned out just fine?
just-shower-thoughts: The Simpsons should do an episode that is just one long couch gag
just-shower-thoughts: The videos you watch before you find the right one to masturbate to are really just Fap-itizers
just-shower-thoughts: Since marijuana is really just a flower, and legalization is on its way, Cannabis Bouquets for you SO will more than likely be a thing we do in the future
just-shower-thoughts: What if the light at the end of the tunnel when we die is just us being pushed out of another vagina?
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: Birthday gifts are just prizes for surviving another year of your life.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: From the machines’ point of view, The Matrix is just a cautionary tale on the importance of securing your wireless network.
just-shower-thoughts: If George RR.Martin dies before finishing the rest of his books, it would be an ironic death; just like all the unexpected deaths in the series.
just-shower-thoughts: College drinking parties are really just tons of people in one house poisoning themselves for fun
just-shower-thoughts: Getting a virus from a porn site is just the virtual version of a STD.
just-shower-thoughts: When you buy trash bags, you buy something that you’re just going to throw away.
just-shower-thoughts: An archeologist is just a grave robber with a degree .
just-shower-thoughts: As a paramedic, posts that are tagged “NSFW” or “NSFL” are usually just “work” or “life”.
just-shower-thoughts: Canadians are so nice they didn’t even have to fight for independence from the British. They just asked for it nicely and got it.
just-shower-thoughts: If people could read minds, and two people were reading each other’s minds, wouldn’t they just be reading their own minds?
just-shower-thoughts: As a bad speller, my goal is usually just to be close enough that the correct spelling appears in the suggestions.
just-shower-thoughts: Boomerangs are just frisbees for lonely people
just-shower-thoughts: Lobbying is just legal bribing
just-shower-thoughts: We get angry at our alarm clock when it wakes us up and just as angry when it fails to wake us up
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: “DO NOT TOUCH” might just be the most horrifying thing to read in braille.
just-shower-thoughts: Saturday is the day you waited six days for just so you could do nothing.
just-shower-thoughts: Cutting paper is just 2D sculpting.
just-shower-thoughts: Knowing you just had the best day of your life would be depressing.
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized that The Vatican City has roughly 2 Popes per square kilometre
just-shower-thoughts: It’s not so much that old people “don’t have a sense of humor or get the jokes,” it’s just that they’ve already seen, done and heard them before in one way or another.
just-shower-thoughts:I’m not afraid to die. I’m just pissed off that I have to.
just-shower-thoughts:My body is so used to sleeping only 4-6 hours a night; if incase I do get 8, I just toss and turn for the last few.
just-shower-thoughts:At 21 it just became obvious to me that I’ll probably never be the “youngest ever” to do anything
just-shower-thoughts: Dentists display the same emotion to a patient who admits that they don’t floss as a father does when he tells his child “I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.”
just-shower-thoughts:When a company offers me a better price after I cancel their subscription, they’re just admitting they were overcharging me.
just-shower-thoughts:The next time you are doubting yourself just remember that somewhere there is a flat earther purchasing special glasses to watch the solar eclipse.
just-shower-thoughts: Solar power is just nuclear power with the power source really far away.
just-shower-thoughts:Let’s just take a moment and appreciate the fact that spiders don’t travel in packs.
just-shower-thoughts:Every one is selfish. Some just wrap their shit in a better packaging.
just-shower-thoughts:We’re all just killing time until time kills us.
just-shower-thoughts:Elon Musk should have made the spaceman robotic, after a few days of live stream make the spacemans head turn toward the camera just once for a few seconds
just-shower-thoughts:Having Valentine’s Day in a Wednesday is just having a hump day on a hump day.
just-shower-thoughts:Your Belly Button is just your old Mouth.
just-shower-thoughts:Anxiety is just your brain coming up with fake news
just-shower-thoughts:Forgetting what you’re about to say is weird. You’re about to say something, and then your brain is just like, “Ahh, we don’t need that.”
just-shower-thoughts:Your cringiest memories are actually just your most important lessons of the do’s and don'ts of social interaction.
just-shower-thoughts:Bricks are just domesticated rocks.
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is just hiding how immature you actually are from other adults doing the same thing
just-shower-thoughts: A degree in archaeology is just a grave robbing permit.
just-shower-thoughts: If I put an empty bowl out on Halloween with a sign that says “Take one”, I’ll look like a good person and everyone will think someone just took all the candy