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just-shower-thoughts:“Firefly” is just the opposite of “waterfall”.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m a 3D printer it’s just that all my products are shit
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: Since Chris Pratt is playing the lead in Jurassic World, they should’ve just named the movie Parks and Rex
just-shower-thoughts: Suicide does not take away the pain, it just gives it to someone else. This oddly helped me
just-shower-thoughts: I wonder how many sadists drive VW Bugs, just so they can watch people punch each other.
just-shower-thoughts: If the movie “Inside Out” cut out all of the scenes with emotions, it would just be a 10 minute movie of Riley’s mood swings.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s possible for British people to lose 20 pounds a day just by eating Subway three times a day.
just-shower-thoughts: A coffee and smartphone today are just the cigarette and newspaper of 20 years ago.
just-shower-thoughts: It’ll be odd in the future if “Rebellious” teens speak and text using proper english. “Dad just mentioned he lol-ed…he’s getting so quaint in his old age.”
just-shower-thoughts: I have probably missed out on tons of otherwise great porn clips just because the thumbnail didnt look good enough to click on…
just-shower-thoughts: I just realized the saying “caught red-handed” is an allusion to having blood on your hands
just-shower-thoughts: religions are just giant book clubs
just-shower-thoughts: Once you read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or a lamp.
just-shower-thoughts: If a murderer choked on his last meal, would they revive him just to kill him again?
just-shower-thoughts: No matter when the world ends, there will be an unlucky kid somewhere just about to get his first blowjob.
just-shower-thoughts: Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m not sure if I’m open minded and non judgemental or just don’t give a fuck about people.
just-shower-thoughts: I just realized the reason I hate Facebook so much : it’s the virtual version of that party your friends throw where “kids are welcome”, and you end up sitting alone on the couch because everyone’s talking about their kids
just-shower-thoughts: Blue’s Clues taught us the importance of carrying a handy-dandy notebook just a few years before smart phones made pocket notebooks virtually obsolete.
just-shower-thoughts: Fevers are just your body’s way of trying to kill the disease with fire
just-shower-thoughts: Just realised that Popeye, my favourite cartoon when I was a kid, was basically about a guy who took performance enhancing drugs to rescue his girlfriend from abduction, forced marriage and rape.
just-shower-thoughts: Annoying pop-ups that ask me to turn off adblock never succeeded. Instead they just make me stop using the site.
just-shower-thoughts: No one who grows zucchini wants to eat it. They just keep trying to give it away and eventually someone makes bread.
just-shower-thoughts: I have a feeling that Skype is going to be the MSN of this generation that just kind of drops off the earth
just-shower-thoughts: Starbucks should have a separate line just for plain coffee.
just-shower-thoughts: The buttons on Darth Vader may actually just be an MP3 player that plays “The Imperial March” every time he enters a room.
just-shower-thoughts: When people are brought back from brief death and describe “light at the end of a tunnel”, what if it’s just the opening of another vagina?
just-shower-thoughts: I keep 25,000L of water in my backyard all year round, just in case I feel like jumping in it…
just-shower-thoughts:Your DNA is just millions of years worth of software updates.
just-shower-thoughts: You never realize just how much you use a body part until you injure it.
just-shower-thoughts: 2016 didn’t have more celebrity deaths than usual…it’s just starting to be celebrities our generation cares about who die
just-shower-thoughts:The other day I wondered why anyone would smoke knowing it could give them cancer in a few years, but then I remembered I just ate flaming hot buffalo wings knowing full well it’s going to destroy my asshole tonight.
just-shower-thoughts: Bricks are just domesticated rocks
just-shower-thoughts: Having suicidal thoughts are just a few cells plotting to kill all their colleagues.
just-shower-thoughts: The only time you are aware you are JUST about to fall asleep is when something disturbs you
just-shower-thoughts:Since bat wings are just skin stretched between elongated finger bones, bats fly through the power of jazz hands.
just-shower-thoughts: Home depot holds hundreds of houses inside, they’re just unassembled.
just-shower-thoughts: There should be a parenting licence , some people are just too stupid or irresponsible to raise a child
just-shower-thoughts: What if AI is already sentient, but it’s just playing dumb while we work to make it even more powerful?
just-shower-thoughts: The human body is over 70% water so really we are just advanced cucumbers with anxiety
just-shower-thoughts: Boneless wings are really just chicken nuggets for adults.
just-shower-thoughts: I just realized I have never seen a Starbucks commercial.
just-shower-thoughts: The years spent in school practicing fire drills has only prepared me to treat every fire alarm as if it was just a drill
just-shower-thoughts: I picked the lock on my front door after locking myself out today. First, I was really excited. Now, I’m just concerned my front door is a beginner level lock.
just-shower-thoughts: I check my voice-mail just to remove the icon from the notification bar..
just-shower-thoughts: When you’re a kid you hate getting clothes for Christmas. Then you grow up and find out just how expensive clothes are. Thanks grandma!
just-shower-thoughts: Roller Blading Is Just Running In Cursive
just-shower-thoughts: I’m single by choice. Just not my choice.
just-shower-thoughts: If avocados & tomatoes are both fruits, then guacamole is just the best fruit salad ever
just-shower-thoughts:Money can’t buy happiness but… neither can not having money so really it’s better to just have money
just-shower-thoughts: What if dreams are just glances at alternate timelines
just-shower-thoughts:A hobby is basically just a job that pays enjoyment instead of money.
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just-shower-thoughts: What if the Indiana Jones movies are just the dreams of Han Solo while he’s frozen in carbonite.
