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just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: For all we know, Jesus did come back, but he’s just sitting in a mental institution and nobody believes him.
just-shower-thoughts: From the machines’ point of view, The Matrix is just a cautionary tale on the importance of securing your wireless network.
just-shower-thoughts: Corn naturally comes on the cobb. Corn on the cobb should just be called called corn, the other stuff should be called corn off the cobb.
just-shower-thoughts: Just checked my phone to see what time it was. It said 4:04. For a moment I thought that meant time could not be found.
just-shower-thoughts: My life is really like Rihanna’s song, “just work work work work work” and the rest of it I can’t really understand.
just-shower-thoughts: They just should call “Free refills” “Freefills”
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: Dogs are better than people because if you throw a meatball at a person they’ll get angry, but if you throw a meatball at a dog he’ll just eat it.
just-shower-thoughts: What if the first person to eat a poisonous berry was just allergic and we’re all missing out on some sick berries?
just-shower-thoughts: Since Chris Pratt is playing the lead in Jurassic World, they should’ve just named the movie Parks and Rex
just-shower-thoughts: Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.
just-shower-thoughts: Dating is really just a super long interview for a volunteer job
just-shower-thoughts: Ryan Reynolds just got a free pass to be the biggest troll on the planet. He could do almost anything now and claim its Deadpool marketing
just-shower-thoughts: The FBI should just ask U2 how to get into someone’s iPhone without permission
just-shower-thoughts: Good music is just the air fucking your ears in a way you really enjoy
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve got a good handle on food and shelter, life is just trying to entertain yourself over and over until you die.
just-shower-thoughts: A boner is just a bar graph representing how turned on you are.
just-shower-thoughts: If the universe is 4-dimensional and we perceive the 4th spacial dimension as ‘time’, then we’re just a stretched-out spaghetti-like string with our newborn self at the beginning and our old self at the end. Our consciousness
just-shower-thoughts: Science is just Nature thinking about herself.
just-shower-thoughts: Life is literally just about finding ways to release dopamine and serotonin into our systems.
just-shower-thoughts: I keep dating, just to find someone to sit on the couch with.
just-shower-thoughts: If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much as anyone else.
just-shower-thoughts: Unicorns have been part of folklore and fantasy for centuries and if one suddenly appeared, it would prove the existence of magic. But a narwhal is just a whale with a spike in its head.
just-shower-thoughts: Sanity is just the belief that the voice inside your head is your own.
just-shower-thoughts: Guys who watch porn when they feel lonely are just making things hard for themselves.
just-shower-thoughts: What would have happened if Neo had said “turn up” when Morpheus offered him the red or blue pill, and just took both instead?
just-shower-thoughts: When we fart we’re just pooping blanks. You hope…..
just-shower-thoughts:Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: As a straight girl, I’ve gotten way more compliments on my boobs and ass from other straight girls than from guys or lesbians when i was a boy, i learned that even looking at a girl was just about the same as rape. the best comment
just-shower-thoughts: Instead of cutting their wrists to feel pain, angsty teens should just floss
just-shower-thoughts: “Dad Jokes” are really just a guys normal sense of humor but now that he has a wife and kid he dosen’t worry about being judged.
just-shower-thoughts:What if aliens visited Earth during the Jurassic Period, found it to be occupied with a bunch of mean, giant lizards and thought “Well, fuck this planet” and never came back? Or just came now and saw how mean we treat each other.
just-shower-thoughts: We’re all just personifications of an orgasm.
just-shower-thoughts: Waffles are just pancakes with abs.
just-shower-thoughts: Pandas are living proof that you can be fat by just eating salad
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
just-shower-thoughts: Spilling a full drink you just paid for is the adult equivalent of letting a balloon go.
just-shower-thoughts: The fact that we can injure our own necks just by stretching or sleeping the wrong way is a huge flaw in our design.
just-shower-thoughts: Music is just wiggly air
just-shower-thoughts: You shampoo your hands just as much as you shampoo your hair.
just-shower-thoughts: Carbonation is just the liquid form of crunchy
just-shower-thoughts: Crunchy is just crispy but thick.
just-shower-thoughts: By yourself, rewatching a series you loved but just finished a month ago sounds redundant and pointless, but rewatching it with someone you care about who hasn’t seen it yet makes it ten times more enjoyable.
just-shower-thoughts: When someone says, “I like your taste in music” they are actually just complimenting their own taste.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: If we find aliens I hope that’d be the impetus to clean up the planet…just out of embarrassment.
just-shower-thoughts: The world would be such a better place if everyone just had someone to love and a fridge full of food
just-shower-thoughts: I’m not sure if I’m legitemately bad with names or if I just don’t give a fuck about people.
just-shower-thoughts: In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.
just-shower-thoughts: Dirty bath water is really just people flavoured tea.
just-shower-thoughts: If female nipples need to be cencored and males nipples don’t, why don’t we just censor female nipples with male nipples?
just-shower-thoughts: Orchestras are really just cover bands…
just-shower-thoughts: So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
just-shower-thoughts: Asking for someone’s name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention
just-shower-thoughts: Poor science education is one of the most dangerous things. It gives people just enough information to think they understand stuff but not enough to realise how very little they actually know.
just-shower-thoughts: What If Your Dog One Day Just Randomly Said, “Nobody Believes You” And Then Never Spoke Again.
just-shower-thoughts: Growing up in the 80s & 90s, most kids would randomly visit friends houses unannounced to hang out, but discover they weren’t home or were too busy, so we’d just go home again. That wouldn’t happen today, and could even
just-shower-thoughts: Just noticed that -4º looks like somebody’s pooping
