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just-shower-thoughts: Technically you are always starving to death, eating just resets the timer
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
just-shower-thoughts: Maybe insomnia happens when someone else is dreaming about you. Your dream-self is just busy.
just-shower-thoughts: Good music is just the air fucking your ears in a way you really enjoy
just-shower-thoughts: Somebody should make a spellcheck that instead of just correcting it automatically, it forces you to retype it so you can learn spelling better.
just-shower-thoughts: If you tell someone “I’m hung over.” via walkie talky it just sounds like you are bragging about your dick.
just-shower-thoughts: Stephen King’s IT is a boggart from Harry Potter. He becomes what ever you fear the most and the only way to get rid of him is to stop being afraid. The whole movie is just a bunch of muggles trying to get rid of a boggart without
just-shower-thoughts:Punching bags could make great hugging bags if we would just calm down for a second
just-shower-thoughts: Adulthood is understanding why Shrek just wanted to be left alone.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughts: You buy trash bags just to throw them away
just-shower-thoughts: Restraint is just fear, of the consequences
just-shower-thoughts: What if the Olympics are just a competition to find the greatest humans so that some secret billionaire investor can create a Justice League
just-shower-thoughts: I wish I could go back to Kindergarten with my current knowledge and skill set just to be a genius for a decade or so
just-shower-thoughts: Taking my water bottle outside of the break room at work is a big safety violation but going into work with a highly contagious upper respiratory infection is just fine.
just-shower-thoughts: Most people who have a vendetta against pot probably just need a bit of it themselves.
just-shower-thoughts: Losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things EVER.
just-shower-thoughts: 3 AM is “a late night”. 5 AM is an “early morning”. 4 AM is where you just stare at the clock and try to categorize it but you can’t.
just-shower-thoughts: If you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
just-shower-thoughts: I bet secretly birds migrate because of Seasonal Affective Disorder and they just wanna keep the good times rolling.
just-shower-thoughts: Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people.
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or a lamp.
just-shower-thoughts: What if dreams are just glances at alternate timelines
just-shower-thoughts: A snake is just a head on a tail
just-shower-thoughts: Imagine living with an alien species whose food is so amazing that you’d risk punishment just to eat the inedible plastic containers that the food came in. That’s a dog’s point of view.
just-shower-thoughts: The seven deadly sins are just survival instincts which society has deemed inappropriate because they favor the individual and not the group.
just-shower-thoughts: Life is just an accident that thinks it’s important.
just-shower-thoughts: There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.
just-shower-thoughts: Cutting corners just makes more corners.
just-shower-thoughts: Dark matter is just DLC, and the person running our simulation doesn’t like this game enough to buy the Alien Expansion Pack.
just-shower-thoughts: Exits are just entrances to the outside
just-shower-thoughts: Every human on Earth has 3 minutes to live. Every breath you take just resets the clock.
just-shower-thoughts: The majority of what you have thrown away in your lifetime is still here on Earth, just not where you can see it.
just-shower-thoughts: All digital art is pixel art. Some just has more pixels than others.
just-shower-thoughts: I dont want to be crazy wealthy. Just rich enough that when I need something, I can go to the shop and pick out the one I like the most, and not have to settle for the one that is the cheapest.
just-shower-thoughts: Custody courts need to open their eyes and realize that every father is not a deadbeat dad, and there are just as many train wreck moms
just-shower-thoughts: Sex is really just masterbating with someone else’s body
just-shower-thoughts:Sleeping is just a real life skip button
just-shower-thoughts: What if your dog one day just randomly said, “Nobody is going to believe you” and then never spoke again.
just-shower-thoughts: Deadpool should have leaked a fake version of the film where it’s just Deadpool playing with action figures reenacting the entire film.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t know if it’s just me, but I’ve never pulled my phone out in a dream.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m just smart enough, to realize how stupid I am
just-shower-thoughts: 90% of the time I respond with “what?” I’m just buying myself time to think of a better response
just-shower-thoughts: I wish your sleep was banked so you could just get all your weeks sleep done in one go
just-shower-thoughts: A résumé is just a fancy version of a “Will work for food” sign.
just-shower-thoughts: Life as an adult is essentially just a continuous effort to stay on top of your “to-do list.”
just-shower-thoughts: Beanbag chairs are just boneless couches
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone keeps talking about ‘One Korea.’ What about three Koreas? Let’s just keep splittin’em up and see what happens.
just-shower-thoughts: Being an adult is just hiding how immature you actually are from other adults doing the same thing
just-shower-thoughts: Glass buildings are just elaborate sand castles
just-shower-thoughts: A doorway is just a super short tunnel.
just-shower-thoughts: Socks are just portable carpets.
just-shower-thoughts: Extroverts just suck the energy from introverts and use it for themselves
just-shower-thoughts: As a child, most adults look like they know what they’re doing. As an adult most people are just winging it
just-shower-thoughts: Just like there is a constant sun rise traveling around the world there is also a wave of boners that travel right after it
