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just-shower-thoughts: Andy’s mom went out of her way to redo his room in Buzz Lightyear decor after his birthday just to pack it all up and move the same week.
just-shower-thoughts:Introverts have fun too. We just don’t care if you know.
just-shower-thoughts: The fact that Google just turned 18 should make people feel better about using Google for porn.
just-shower-thoughts: A cactus is really just an aggressive cucumber.
just-shower-thoughts: I always like the idea that we are built from atoms (like everything on earth and in the universe) and atoms can’t disappear. So in the end we are still there, everything is, but just broken in pieces. That thought comforts me.
just-shower-thoughts: Women cook for men for the same reason cats bring their owners dead animals. You think it’s because they love and respect you, but really they just think you’re too incompetent to feed yourself.
just-shower-thoughts: Just before I die, I am going to swallow a bag of popcorn kernels to make the cremation a bit more interesting
just-shower-thoughts: If you wait long enough, grave robbing is just archaeology.
just-shower-thoughts: Reading is just staring at a dead piece of wood for hours and hallucinating
just-shower-thoughts: What if rocks are actually soft but they just tense up every time we touch them
just-shower-thoughts: Beware of 2019: The last time Germany got eliminated from the World Cup in the first round they started a World War just a year later.
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: I can watch lots of shows/movies per day, but if someone sends me a video longer than 1 minute I just get too lazy to watch it.
just-shower-thoughts: I hope I live to see the day where “it’s just cancer” is a common saying
just-shower-thoughts: Peyton Manning probably just made more money than I have my entire life by saying he was going to drink a lot of Budweiser after winning.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m so glad my dumb adolescent phase was over before everyone had smart phones. For real! Now it’s just the awkward pre-adult before I’m actually an adult phase… With smart phones. What a time to be alive.
just-shower-thoughts: I’m so afraid of commitment that when choosing a default app to open a file, I always pick ‘just once’ over ‘always’.
just-shower-thoughts: It’s weird how I don’t exist in your life at all, but you’re reading what I just typed.
just-shower-thoughts: Reading is just staring at a dead tree for hours and hallucinating.
just-shower-thoughts: Patrick from Spongebob isn’t stupid, he just lives under a rock.
just-shower-thoughts: Probably a lot of People were thought to be poisoned in history, while they were probably just allergic to something they ate.
just-shower-thoughts: Anti smoking campaigns should just advertise ‘Cigarettes don’t even get you high’
just-shower-thoughts: If you ever feel lonely, just know that there are people that comment on porn videos.
just-shower-thoughts: If women earn just 76 cents for every dollar a man earns, why would any company hire men to do anything?
just-shower-thoughts: I saved so much stuff on Reddit that it’s pointless to browse my saved links, it’s just like browsing the front page again
just-shower-thoughts: Asking for someone’s name is just asking what noise you should make to attract their attention
just-shower-thoughts: religions are just successful cults
just-shower-thoughts: your shadow is a confirmation that light has travelled nearly 93 million miles just to be deprived of reaching the ground because you were blocking it.
just-shower-thoughts: Loading/Progress bars are kinda just there to make us feel like something is happening, not to accurately tell us how long something will take.
just-shower-thoughts: Fire is just spicy light
just-shower-thoughts: Squirrels are just rats that learned parkour
just-shower-thoughts:There could be a animal so good at camouflage that we just haven’t discovered yet
just-shower-thoughts: Masturbation is just sex in single player mode.
just-shower-thoughts:You never appreciate a fart more than when you’ve just finished having diarrhea.
just-shower-thoughts: Why are toilet paper rolls parted the way they are? Does anyone actually use JUST one sheet?
just-shower-thoughts: Arcades are just casinos for children.
just-shower-thoughts: We are all dying at an alarmingly fast rate. Eating and drinking just pushes that impending death back by a few hours
just-shower-thoughts: When I die I am going to have my gravestone done in Comic Sans or Papyrus just so I can forever annoy the font-snobs.
just-shower-thoughts: If Voldemort really wanted to kill Harry Potter on the night that the spell didn’t work, he could’ve just picked him up and thrown him out a window given that Harry was a little baby
just-shower-thoughts: Coffee should have a caffeine percentage indicator just like alcohol percentage in beer, wine, etc.
just-shower-thoughts: So I just learned ejaculation comes out at 27mph. That makes it illegal in a School zone.
just-shower-thoughts: Everyone’s just an NPC in someone else’s RPG.
just-shower-thoughts: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy feels a lot less science fiction-y when you realize the guidebook is really just a smartphone
just-shower-thoughts: Autocorrect should have an option to just add all known curse words to its vocabulary.
just-shower-thoughts: Sleep is just the human version of ‘turn it off and on again’
just-shower-thoughts: A bra is really just a boobie trap.
just-shower-thoughts: People don’t get more mature as they grow up, they just get smarter about when they need to be mature.
just-shower-thoughts: If we are ever visited by aliens, someone will cook and eat one just so that they can say they did it.
just-shower-thoughts: Sending all the horny people to horny jail would just start one big orgy and make it worse
just-shower-thoughts: Memes are just inside jokes with people you don’t know
just-shower-thoughts: This year has just been one long Monday so far.
just-shower-thoughts: Does a cat have 9 midlife crises or just 1 during their fifth life?
just-shower-thoughts: Thousands of years ago vegetarians were just “bad hunters”
just-shower-thoughts: If a person with no arms wears a vest, is it just a coat?
just-shower-thoughts: Disney should release two films at once, the same story from alternative viewpoints. Watching just one film will leave you believing your character is “the good one” and the other “evil”.
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
just-shower-thoughts:There should be a millenial edition of Monopoly where you just walk round the board paying rent, never able to buy anything.
just-shower-thoughts: Wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would just be proud of me.
