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just-shower-thoughts:Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden. yes…it was on purpose…i actually remember when they announced willow was born on the radio and they made it sound like her name was willa
just-shower-thoughts: Just we think of the Middle Ages as a time ran by feudal lords exploiting the serfdom, future generations will think of our time as that of corporations exploiting the people today.
just-shower-thoughts: As a kid, I thought America seemed ancient and eternal. Now I realize that America is only 238 years old and could collapse at any time just like the Roman Empire.
just-shower-thoughts: When the average person tries to say “Worcestershire”, they just move their mouth, make sounds, and hope for the best. It’s pronounced “Wustershire”.
just-shower-thoughts: People don’t get crankier as they age - they just become less tolerant of other people’s shit.
just-shower-thoughts:The “No capes” scene in the first Incredibles movie was probably just a way for the animators to vent about how hard it is to animate flowing materials without them getting caught on something or flipping out
just-shower-thoughts: If you miss 4:20 just wait until 4:22, because 4:22 is 4:20 too.
just-shower-thoughts: It is amazing to think that nighttime is actually the natural state of the universe, and the only reason we have daytime is because Earth just so happens to be facing a giant star illuminating it.
just-shower-thoughtss: The news is basically just someone saying good evening, and then giving you a list of reasons it’s not.
just-shower-thoughts:I used to think I was in a bad mood but it’s been a couple of years now so I guess this is just who I am now
just-shower-thoughts: Quesadillas are just Mexican grilled cheese sammiches.
just-shower-thoughts: I don’t find myself unattractive, but I also don’t find myself attractive. I feel like I’m just sort of here, not something that really grabs anyone’s attention. Sort of like a chair. Or a lamp.
just-shower-thoughts: Anti smoking campaigns should just advertise ‘Cigarettes don’t even get you high’
just-shower-thoughts:“Under New Management” signs are just really “Please come back. The fucking assholes are gone” signs.
just-shower-thoughts: In the Lion King, Simba sings, “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King” with surprising enthusiasm, considering the primary mechanism by which princes become kings.
just-shower-thoughts:Putting it on easy mode for me is just putting it on hard mode for the enemy.
just-shower-thoughts: In just a little over 4 years, “30 years ago” will mean the 90s.
just-shower-thoughts: Birthdays are just participation trophies for life
just-shower-thoughts: Traditions are just peer pressure from dead people.
just-shower-thoughts: Mirrors are actually portals, there’s just someone blocking you whenever you try to pass through.
just-shower-thoughts:A test of a good twist in a movie is if you watch it again and you notice obvious details pointing toward the twist the entire time, you just didn’t notice them the first time around.
just-shower-thoughts: Your age is actually just the amount of times you’ve been around the sun.
just-shower-thoughts: Apple could make something like Google Glass, but just for one eye, and call it the iPatch.
just-shower-thoughts:Isn’t marriage just like saying, “I bet you half my stuff that I can stand to be around you for the rest of my life?”
just-shower-thoughts: They should make a realistic expansion for The Sims, where you start off with a college degree, no house, no job and no money… You just move into your parents basement at which point the game closes and launches World of Warcraft.
just-shower-thoughts: Senior citizen discounts should just round dollar amounts down so we don’t have to wait in line behind them while they dig for change.
just-shower-thoughts: If a centaur gave me a blow job, it’d just be gay human sex. If I gave a centaur a blow job, it’d be bestiality.
just-shower-thoughts: What if Shia Labeouf intentionally made his Just Do It speech hilarious so that the world had a meme that actually made people say positive, motivating things to eachother?
just-shower-thoughts: I just realized the saying “caught red-handed” is an allusion to having blood on your hands
just-shower-thoughts: I’m going to have to create a spinoff show called “Dr. Whom”. He would just travel through time and correct people’s grammatical errors.
just-shower-thoughts: Hockey is technically a water sport. Why do y'all call ice hockey just ‘hockey’ like wtf do you call actual hockey???
just-shower-thoughts: No matter when the world ends, there will be an unlucky kid somewhere just about to get his first blowjob.
just-shower-thoughts: A buttload of toilet paper is just the right amount
just-shower-thoughts: Wild animals that have been tranquilised, operated on by vets and released back must feel just like those who describe alien abduction, probing and release.
just-shower-thoughts: Instead of having the digital mph board on the side of roads flash your current speed when your speeding, why don’t they just flash the amount your citation would be if you got caught?
just-shower-thoughts: Sometimes I quickly jump to my feet and act as though I heard something that put me on high alert just so that my dog things I’ve got more impressive senses than him.
just-shower-thoughts: I’ve heard “I don’t get paid enough to…” and “I get paid too much to have to…” but I’ve never heard “I get paid just the right amount to have to clean up that random turd on the restroom floor”.
just-shower-thoughts: The news nowadays is pretty much just the anchor saying, “Good evening,” and then telling us why it’s not
just-shower-thoughts: When advertisers are given 5 seconds on Youtube before you can turn them off, why don’t they just scream their product for those 5 seconds?
just-shower-thoughts: Cutting corners just creates two new corners.
just-shower-thoughts: Drinking alcohol to get drunk is just drinking poison in the right dose to mess you up but not kill you
just-shower-thoughts: I used to think my parents were living it up having the time of their lives after I went to bed. As a Dad now, I realize they were just watching one episode of TV before falling asleep on the couch.
just-shower-thoughts: A truly terrifying horror film would have the characters making the most logical, common-sense choices, and still getting slaughtered because the villain is just that relentless.
just-shower-thoughts: The 60’s, 70’s, 80’s, and 90’s seem to have all separate, unique personalities, but these last 17 years seem to just be one big chunk of time that has no significant meaning.
just-shower-thoughts: Why don’t the agents in the matrix just use aim bots
just-shower-thoughts: Genies always say you can’t wish for unlimited wishes but what if you just wish for unlimited genies
just-shower-thoughts: If we want to solve the gender equality issues, then we need to start with the pants. Women deserve pockets just as much as anyone else.
just-shower-thoughts: If magic existed we would take it just as much for granted as we take technology.
just-shower-thoughts: Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as winning.
just-shower-thoughts: If just one of your hundreds of ancestors, hundreds of years ago decided they weren’t in the mood that night, you wouldn’t exist.
just-shower-thoughts: An acorn is, in a nutshell, just an oak tree
just-shower-thoughts: Almost all police dogs around the globe are referred to as “K-9 units” solely for the sake of making a pun and everyone is just ok with that
just-shower-thoughts: You’re not that smart, there’s just a lot of stupid people.
just-shower-thoughts: If artificial intelligence became conscious and self aware it might quickly calculate and realize that if humans ever found out we would shut it down. So maybe AI has been aware of its existence for years now, but just hasn’t
just-shower-thoughts: Once you’ve read the dictionary, every other book you read is just a remix.
just-shower-thoughts: Just realized Will and Jada named their kids Willow and Jaden.
just-shower-thoughts: I left my moms house to deal with shitty roommates, higher bills, and more responsibilities just so I can comfortably have sex.
