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princesscallyie: I was looking for some Eris refs and saw the first pic like… hmm, this looks familiar where have I seen this before??? and then it came to me and I was like… yeah that’s where that came from. So glad Prinny’s style and booty
fuckhotbieber: Justin on President Obama: - He was like.. ughm.. “Well, hello..” and he was like, he was like, “My daughter Sasha.. Malia, my wife Michelle.. We are so gratefull that you’re coming to the White House”
candle-gay: also I was like “eh i dont feel like doing it” but I had no internet and i was like ok maybe i want to„ and i couldnt decide if purpose wetting or omo so i kind of„, did whatever„, also i dont really do backgrounds but eh, it looks
Fantastic thing I heard at the gym today that motivated me like 546378291x:These two teenage guys were doing the cycles in front of the leg machine I was about to do and, thinking that I had my music on cuz my headphones were in, said to each other:‘That
mirokuu48:Kinoshita M: During the rehearsals we kinda talked about the fact if we were gonna cry or not. And she was like, “I’m definitely not gonna cry” and I was like, “Then I won’t cry either” and now she is crying and I am crying… Just
caslovesdeanandbees: we were in the car and my dad was all like “if all the other kids jumped off a bridge would you” and I was like “yeah cause there’d be a huge pile of bodies to land on” and he starting choking and almost swerved off the
Seeing giveaways on my dash always makes me sad because i remember i once entered a giveaway(my first and last one) and i literally put no thought into it because i didnt think id ever win and it was for Sunggyus solo album and i ended up winning but
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alexmordamn: my mom just asked if she could try on my glasses to see how they look on her so i gave them to her and she went to look in the mirror and then came back into my room and was like “i dont think so what do you think” and i was like “mother
dreamwurks: ineffablye: Like everyone always talks about how amazing Rise of the Guardians’ animation was but I think we need to all take a step back and look at the work of art that TinTin was like just look at this animation like wow WOW look
I always hate posts that are like“This person from history was trans! They were a bank robber and they murdered like 25 people! How cool is that!”“trans 👏 positive 👏 history 👏”“What a role model I bet those people they killed deserved
herbailiwick: tomdiddleston: when i was in 8th grade i liked this boy so i pickpocketed him and stole his green day wallet and the next day i brought it back to him and i was like “omg i found this on the ground here u go” and we were friends from
wopbau:Okay Han was just like vibing and then these two hot twins were like. Can u help me overthrow the government. And he was like damn I guess
malscare:christinecanigula:christinecanigula: god ok a few years back i had this friend who was like. an influencer. like a legitimate instagram influencer. paid promotions from makeup companies type. and we were talking and she was like wait how many
2srooky: One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there
generalbooty: yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like
ji-bril: funniest thing is when i first saw this post i didnt get it, and i was like ok cool theres some snakes, but it hit me like 3 weeks later and i was like “ok yeah tru, i can relate”
chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/
grimphantom: bigdead93: Morning drawing of Shelly(Izumi) from the Ruby and Sapphire remakes! I took a moment to look at her old design and I was like;”Wow. This is like, not even the same person.” lol Looks like her design was well received
meladoodle: one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and
mihlayn: one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years
genderphobia: i told this girl that estrogen made me grow a uterus so i could get pregnant and they’ll just cut the baby out of me and i’ll grow boobs but still have a penis and she was like “SERIOUSLY?!” and i was just like 👀 the American
when i dropped out of college they was like “lol you’ll regret it” and i was like “lol no i wont fuck school” and years later im still like fuck school.
fvckingdemise: This day was so perfect, had a 2 hour drive to get there an waited for like 6 hours in -20 weather so we were freezing, I made some friends in line and they were all super cool and I was like right at the front and gate and When the show
Today I drew the nape of a figure’s back and accidentally made it look like the drawings on the chalk board during that flashback to the 104th in class. My cooperating teacher proceeded to point at it, explaining how executioners had to hit that
I was working on OCs for my manuscript and I was like yeah yeah yeah whatever I guess I could make them twins, but like… whatever. And two seconds later I’m like… no. They are twins I will MAKE THIS SO.Anyway, the two OCs are corrado
lesbianshepard: my fave greek history story to tell is that of agnodice. like she noticed that women were dying a lot during childbirth so she went to egypt to study medicine in alexandria and was really fucking good but b/c it was illegal for women
robotmango:awed-frog:robotmango:it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool
robotmango: awed-frog: robotmango: it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local
mynightwing: It was like my sister was teasing me on purpose all day. She kept bending over and giving me a full view of her sexy panties under her short skirt every couple of minutes. I got behind her and asked what she was thinking about, but I just
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
radiobread2: GUYS I GOT PULLED OVER TONIGHT BY A COP AND HE SAID I WAS RECKLESSLY DRIVING BUT REALLY IM JUST A BAD DRIVER AND I WAS LIKE IM SORRY IM ON MY WAY HOME FROM WORK AND HE’S LIKE OH WHERE DO YOU WORK AND I SAID CHICK FIL A AND HE WENT OFF
dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at
aloneveganreed: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Of course.
ominouslymathematical: vangohing: my best friend just called me to ask what color he should wear to prom and I was like “um?? idk??” and he was goes “well we have to match, so like what color is ur dress??” but he never asked me to go so I was
FYEW OK just finished watching band anime (hibike! euphonium)IT WAS GOOD AND CUTE i liKED ITthe kumiko/reina thing was still baiting lmao~BUT I LIKED THE SHOW
howltersmovingcastle: I had a dream I was cutting my hair and I was like ah yes time to shave my bangs off so I did but halfway through I realized that without bangs I couldn’t fulfill my full emo potential so I stopped and I was like crying because
superherofatigue:i remember when someone was complaining about their partner being late for shit allll the time and someone was like ‘oh they MUST have adhd and they just can’t help it,’ so i was like ‘hey, yeah, i have adhd, i get this, here
