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michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
and i was like.. omg..nuuu.
gnarly: Omg i was buying some shirts at forever 21 and the cashier was like arent u tumblr famous or something lmao i stayed quiet for like 5 seconds and i was like not really omg and she was like yah i follow u on instagram Nice.
codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont
altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall form monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like
fleshdroid: I was signing up for amnesty society and the guy at the stall was like ‘are you from England?’ so I said ‘yeah’ and he was like ‘wow that must be so cool’ so I was just kinda like ‘um it’s okay’ and he looked like he had
seablind:I had my shit together for like 3 days once
firegfarchive-deactivated202106:ive had a god complex ever since i could never find my name on those gift shop keychains
kangarude: when i was in like 6th grade this girl on my bus said she had a secret to tell me and she took a deep breath and she was like “im bisexual” and i was just like okay and then she started crying and hugged me because she was afraid nobody
lolthefunniest: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and I was like seriously
So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she was like, “BRAND.” And I was
jojostuck: “No homo,” I whisper tearfully, cradling the dead body of the last homosexual on earth. there is no more homo. the last of his kind, and he was murdered. i will get revenge. the hunt is on.
moonblossom: jackiemakescomics: whitachi: vintar: I showed the Hawkeye Initiative to my dude ten minutes later I turned around and he was doing this quality dude excellent dude I will hold this dude up as an example for all other dudes to follow
samuelvasnormandy: cat–beard: socialnetworkhell: nataliesama: arooooo: 1-800-hellyeah: did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground
werbeautifulgifts: Remember that time Jodeci performed right after Boyz II Men at the Soul Train Awards and blew them out the water?
So I was reminiscing with my mom. And I was talking about how a few years ago I thought I was having ulcers. But it was just like anxiety attacks it turns out. And my mom was like “well yeah”. And I was like “oh shit” but I didn’t actually swear.
i ordered pizza last night and when it came the delivery boy was intently looking past me at something and i was like ??? and after he gave me my order he was like “I-I like your avatar posters” and i was like OH YOU WERE LOOKING AT THAT lmao *cough*
talagaklaudia: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she was like BRAND and
codons: codons: this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was
this girl who rode my bus once came up to me and was like “oh my god dont get offended or anything but are you GAAAAAAAAAAY?!” and i was like yeah and then she was like “OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO HANG OUT AND GO SHOPPING” and i was like “dont get
iswearimnotnaked: iswearimnotnaked: i was working w this guy last week and he was like “hey try my coffee” and i was hesitant but he was like “i don’t have any germs” and he’s kinda cute so i was like w/e it’s just a coffee and turns out
samcas: And she looked at me and she was like “Huh?” And I was like “Thanks, it’s a good show, thanks.” “Well what do you mean, thanks?” And I was like “Well that’s me, that’s not me, that’s me right there.” And she was like
soloveitchik: soloveitchik: Dude this one customer was like MY SON HAS TO GET A JOB AND STOP MOOCHING OFF MY MONEY. And I was like “how old is he?” And she was like “17” and I was like. Holy shit you’re a freak! Lmao. Like teens can get jobs
altairchan: my proudest moment was when i was like 4 and I was being babysat by our family friend’s son who was visiting and he saw me drawing randall from monsters inc and he was like oh can i have this i’ll hang it in my office! and i was like
shooshpap: my roommate sleeptalks it’s the greatest thing she just said “yes this cube is very cube-like” and I was like “oh okay” and she was like “i like cubes do you like cubes” and I was like “why yes cubes are wonderful” and she
chordmaslow: today everyone told me my shirt looked amish so my teacher was like kiley will you get my stapler and i was like here and handed to him and hes like no the one that works and i was like it does work and hes like ugh will you just stand by
nahshaw: My mom was on the phone with her best friend and she was like “no she’s a virgin trust me” and then she was like “Emily talk on the phone with Jess!!” And I was like wtf but said hi anyway and then she took the phone back and she was
And I was like heel to toe?!
methlabrador: remember when i was on tumblr in that one college computer programming class and i was like “im in a cool programming class right now” and someone was like “me too” and i was like “right on im at chico state” and they were like
so I got to workstudy like an hour late and one of the instructors was just chilling there and I was like sup what you doing? and he was like I’m gonna go smoke and watch GoT in my car lmao and I was like how do you have weed all the time and like
And It was just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thought, just a thoughtWe’re, okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay, we’re okay….
Everyone on my dash is so hot 😍 my queue is like 2 weeks long lmao
