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Your wife looked at you as if to say, “Honey, staying here and watching was like admitting before him and me that you don’t even see yourself as a man.”
Your wife looked at you as if to say, “Honey, staying here and watching was like admitting before him and me that you don’t even see yourself as a man.” cuckold interracial cuckold
So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking me to make more and I was like meh why not a sexy marco doodad to motivate ppl to work and it started out as a joke IT STARTED OUT AS A JOKE dont look at me Also hello buttchou did u finish
intj-confessions: digg: OMFG STEPHEN!!!!! someone asked him this before this show and this was really his answer holy shit
Me and my friend got the 250$ ticket package for teen top in LA and i feel like this concert probably wont happen because theres only like 4more days and its barely around 35% funded ;-;
*pops in with a liter of alcohol in one hand and throws a peace sign * hello everyone!! I, fluffy, am a tad bit drunk.. again lol drunk part 2 lol :3
Ugh no omo but 2 days ago I got “white boy wasted” and after was like omg I’m not drinking again for another month……….And now my mom is dragging me to this concert I don’t want to go to (while still nursing this hangover)
And I was like
nougatto:durnesque-esque:afeelgoodblog:Fantastic idea Article about it here. what’s important to note and missing from the “headline” tweet is that they simultaneously constructed additional good public transit to the public transit already in
stability: we murdered their brother, baked him into bread, and forced them to eat him
And hey, if you need anything, you can always come to Joey.
thewordwielder replied to your post: thewordwielder replied to your post: I have a… i thought you meant you’d killed kili or someone for a sec and i had a fucking heart attack, oh my god NOOOOOO OH GOD NO. I had one draft in which I went canon
6-heures: Sawdust crusaders: In search of Deo and his stand, the Waldo (last one I promise) 12x18 available Anime North
just realized graham and I hit 4.5 years five days ago whoops
thranduskul: i didn’t understand this for a second and i was like why the fuck are you drinking sake out of a coffee mug
whisperingtoghosts: do you remember the first time you held deathly hallows in your hands and it was like holding your first born child and the weapon you knew would be used to kill you at the same time
gourmetknights: remember when the gameboy advance sp came out and it had a built in backlight plus a built in rechargable battery and it was like all of our prayers had been answered
Ever seen a grown-ass man cry because he couldn’t fit his anime girlfriend body pillow into a carry-on bag and had to leave her with his parents? Coming of age stories are fucking weird sometimes.
I actually somehow overlooked Connie in the description for “We Need to Talk” so it does seem likely that Stevonnie will at least come up at some point in that episode
I gather the new FNAF is out and yet I haven’t seen any art or gifs or anything of the gator dude, which is frankly criminal
And there was like, One time where I actually didn’t feel that way and it was after I went out of my way to see you because I WANTED TO AND WAS DISAPPOINTED THAT I COULDN’T ORIGINALLY HANG OUT WITH YOU, and was fighting the aforementioned
ofmiceandbren: hboscar: Worth reading… monstersinmybathtub: sararye: I started reading and was like “what the actual fuck” before reaching the end bless you Holy crap. god bless ur sol omg
christmascockies: i stopped caring when i was like 3
gerard-gay: gerard-gay: my dog was barking and shes already fat so i refused to give her cheese and then we both dramatically turned away from eachother and i heard somebody that i used to know playing from another room and it was the most drama ive
targayen: IN MIDDLE SCHOOL THERE WAS THIS GUY AND ONE DAY HE WORE SWEATPANTS AND ONE OF THE DEANS SAW THE PHONE IN HIS POCKET AND WAS LIKE “YOU CANT HAVE PHONE DURING SCHOOL YOU HAVE TO GIVE IT TO ME FOR THE REST OF THE CLASS PERIOD” BUT IT WASNT
michaelpalin: i dont understand the pleasure in sexting like ok what if i got a text that was like ‘oh my dick is hard’ like what would ????? how do i respond?? ‘i’m so happy for you’
3-2-1queer: When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
hiddlestonsitslikeahohoho: pausequoi: samandriel: if you don’t think history is amusing then you’re wrong because one time 3 different guys declared themselves pope all at once and they all excommunicated each other and it was basically the funniest
so i played against dspstanky today and i’m??????
the-prince-of-mist: fuckyoujuliett: calamity-cain: theblacklacedandy: cosplaygen: (via Cosplay - Captain Jack Sparrow by Slava-Grebenkin on deviantART) YO DUDE I SAW THIS ON DA A FEW WEEKS AGO AND I WAS LIKE “WHY DID SOMEONE SUBMIT SCREENSHOTS
I forgot to tell my tumblr this, but I got into an argument with a woman on here a few days ago, and she was completely against gay marriage, saying shit like, “Homosexuality is a DISEASE and they should be FIXED!” and I literally could not
That awkward moment when you're talking and you realize no one cares about what you're saying.
reblogwatson: “Then that monkey kissed me and I was like “woah”. Then I got cavity searched. #LAXzoo”
It was a long show and I was tired. #CoryLeQuay #drummer #ASkylitDrive #band #show #music #hardcore #like #follow #ig #iphoneography #girl #instagram #photography (Taken with instagram)
gachichubbs: sake! read a post about kitsune!hanzo and i was like i mean yeah i gotta do it.
iworkfornickfury: dearjacquelinee: sometimes i think i miss high school and then..this is pretty accurate one time i was in class in middle school and i was eating a beef jerky slim jim and the teacher said “stop eating that unless you have enough
Was talking to my gril about a response to an ask and she was like “Was that your answer?” And I laughed and I laughed and I laughed.
like my second boyfriend (but first real one in my mind) was a football player and he was 6'3 and just this huge teddy bear and would always worry he was fat but to date I still think he was one of the cutest boys I’ve ever dated
today at fan expo I watched a documentary thing about esports and like league of legends championships and I knew the teams and didn’t know if I should be proud or not
last night I hung out with friends that I dont get to see often and everyone was like ITS GOING TO BE A CRAZY NIGHT but we ended up going to a bar then back to one of our houses to play pokemon the board game AND I CAME IN SECOND WITH THE CUTEST LIL TEAM
cummbunny: a me and darfin photo set <333
a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking with me and bought me a few things and was interested in being my low effort sugar daddy. I wasnt interested bc I’m not seriously into sugar babying and this guy was so paranoid about
arbors: helena bonham carter always looks like she just woke up at like 4 p.m and was like “yeah i guess i’ll go sure”
Like a Drunken Athena
Combination Of Maxwell Bad Habits and good liquor
my favorite thing though is that Vriska really wanted to rp with Nepeta and Nepeta was like NAHH
also when i got up today my mom said “Happy 10/25!” (she knows the HS dates too) and i replied with “HAH”
like what is it with cats? i cannot visibly tell that my cats are aging. i forget how old they are. with my dogs, it was so obvious that they were getting old and i was constantly aware of how old my oldest dog was. but my cats? they are the same. are
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I watched it and it was fucking glorious
Some Utena foil prints I’m doing inspired by the blu-ray box art! The gold and silver parts are gonna be shiny~
going shopping during the first week of november means having one side of the street still with pumpkins and bats and being generally in denial over the end of october while the other side has christmas trees and carols playing and deco and it’s
Little Brittana and Brittany’s unexpected character changes.
someone said quitt and I was like yesss because I secretly wanted to draw it I mean, look at it guys that shits kawaii
remember when sachiko dressed in a boy’s uniform for the athletic festival and i was like hooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit
when people tell me i look like rebecca sugar: tha nk yo u….
i had a dream weiss was telling everyone “hey so, like, my last name? it’s pronounced “Schnee” but its, like, actually spelled ‘Shnaa’.” everyone was like wow omg !! except blake who was like “uh, that sounds fake but ok”
my new farmer is named jack and she had a dog named snoochie and her favorite things are girls (but girls are not things. It’s ok she know this.)
I’ve been growing potatoes in 5 gallon buckets and they’ve been doing really successfully for over a month and the vines are humongous. The only problem I’ve been having is that they keep getting infested with these tiny little flying bugs that
