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cuckolding-books-library: “Yeah, he told me to stand and lean over the bathroom sink, in front of a mirror, and I was like I don’t know, and he was like Please, you’re gonna love it … and then he smacked my ass and said, ‘C’mon.’ ”“Nice.”“Yeah,
ghdos: “Dear Future Girlfriend” #268: Don’t you dare close your eyes while I’m inside of you. I don’t care how good it feels. Open your eyes and look at me. I know you’re about to cum so keep those beautiful brown eyes open so I can
There was a lot of rain.(Submitted by lovable-ruby)
There was someone who was/is making an OW women’s zine, and calls themselves a big wlw supporter, and was gonna let a few ppl participate in it and I was like ohhhh let me look up info on that I kinda want to join !! But then I read through their blog
I honestly hate people so much. They’re so nasty for no reason other than to be nasty. I defended someone at work because customers called him fat and said he shouldn’t have a piece of cake someone made. Told them to stop picking on his weight
rheadeniserose: onlyblackgirl: I’m wet. @onlyblackgirl all I saw at first was your caption, and I was like… Why, then it loaded, and I was like
burgrs: in 9th grade i was getting picked on in class and this girl was like “fuck you guys leave him alone” and called me over to her seat and I was like “thx lol” and she was like “I have something special to show you don’t tell the teacher”
Friendly reminder that there are plenty of people who like Thorin, Fili, and Kili, even if they know what happens to them in the books. Also, a person’s fan-worth shouldn’t be focused on if they have read the source material or not. (◕‿◕✿)
striders: last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
muckkles: working with children is a wild fucking experience yall. this morning at work one of our second graders got my attention and was like “you know what word my mom told me not to say? PUSSY.” and i was like “then why did you just say it??”
stevencrewniverse:JUST A FEW HOURS AWAY FROM A BRAND NEW EPISODE OF STEVEN UNIVERSE!!!!“Open Book” written and storyboarded by Hilary Florido and Katie Mitroff airs TODAY at 5PMNEW TIME! 5 PM! CHANGE YOUR PLANS ACCORDINGLY!
Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t even
Something that amused me in that Rebecca Sugar interview from the other day was when one of the interviewers said something like “we were hoping you had your ukulele and we could maybe hear some Bacon Pancakes” and Rebecca was like “ugh”
My brother was telling me that his girlfriend was asking him questions about SU and I was like “oh, what got her interested in SU” And he was like “she’s on tumblr a lot and sees a lot of posts about it” And so I can’t
birf: imagine being 22 years old and all you like to do is draw comics about murdering people and Nickelodeon contacts you to write a childrens’ show
I was out and I saw this guy with one of those masks that’s like the bottom half of a face and it looked like it was of some kid and I was like “what?” but then he turned so I could see the whole thing and it was Chucky and it turns
mulderscully:EVIL | 1.01 — “Pilot” (2019)You don’t have to believe in the supernatural to know that there are people out there who do bad things and encourage others to do bad things for the sheer pleasure of it. This is where our beliefs overlap.
camplazlo: one time in fourth grade i stole this kid’s gameboy and a couple months later we were chillin at my house and he was looking at my stuff and found the gameboy and he was like “wow i used to have one of these” and i asked he wanted
agentdalecooper: the bag my necklaces came in was tiny and my dad just looks at me and says “this is what they sell cocaine in on the streets” and his eyes lit up and he put some baking powder into the bag and put it on the counter and i was like
mihlayn:one time i left a can of drink in my lounge overnight and the next day i went to take a sip but then i was like “wtf no it’s gonna be flat” so i went and poured it in the sink and it was like 2% liquid 98% ants and it’s been 3 years and
so like we were in skirmish right and i challenged my pal to jump off the cliff to see who can get their spray the lowest and when it was my turn i was like did i beat it and he said “no it’s right on top of mine” and i was like “dude :/ that’s
I was watching Purple Rain last night, and they thought this song was weird, the club owner even said “nobody understands your music but you” and I was like “that shit was dope, fuck you mean?”
this new guy at my workplace is such a nerd and we were chatting it up and we got on the subject of atla and how good it is and i was like HEY did you watch korra tho?!? and he was like yeah but i didn’t like it so much i mean the ending was so meh
So the first night I moved in I had a couple of bottles with me and one of my roommates asked “oh did you guys have a party?” I was like “no those are…mine” And she was like “oh I see, your travel package”
imqueerandangry: i hate this fucking myth that going through a trauma makes you a better human being???? like i told a friend about how i was abused as kid and she was like ‘well yeah but didnt that make you be a kinder person?’ like no???? it fucked
official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i
azzandra:Whenever I see a post on tumblr suggesting aliens don’t have gender, I always think–‘but what if also the reverse. What if aliens also have some fundamental social construct we don’t’.Like, they come and meet us and they’re like ‘hey
hella-bogus: hella-bogus: my stepdad and I just had a super awkward moment we were talking about the new season of x-files and he was like “yeah I had a huge crush on Dana Scully when I was a kid I thought she was way hot” and I was like “everyone
while I was getting my blood taken this little boy was getting his taken and he was screaming so much and through his tears he was like I DONT WANT TO DO THIS NOO and the lady was like “look at this poster” and he screamed I DONT CARE ABOUT
at the aquarium there was this thing where you could feel what it was like to be shocked by an electric eel and darfin hold the thing for like a minute but I didnt even last five seconds
last night me and darfin were talking about our first time (kissing, sex, blah blah) and I tried to be romantic and I was like “before guys would try to show me their penis and I would be like ‘this was fun im going home’ but with you I would
I was watching a selena gomez video and getting all upset because she is soooo beautiful and darfin somehow sensed that and told me to sit on his lap and was all lovey and I asked if I was pretty and he said I was beautiful and I was like ‘even without
cummbunny:the other night me and darfin had such a weird/good night. he was super serious and stern and spanked me really really hard and then we had v rough sex. BUT THEN he let me put make up on him and wrapped me up in blankets while I watched him
I just saw a gif set of some porn on my dash and THEY HAD THE SAME BED AS ME!!!
my sleepy brain is the worst texter, once my friend texted me asking why me and my old boyfriend were breaking up and I texted back “don’t know .. roof stuff” or darfin will ask how my day was and I said “upstairs”
sooo I finally got called for an interview tomorrow and im super nervous but happy I got a call hahah, anyways I told my friend and he was like ‘omg no working there is a nightmare’ so now im more nervous .. luckily darfin said he was proud of me
darfin is actually really cute lately - we had a huge ice storm and I had no ride to work so he picked up and drove me even though it meant getting up early and driving in v bad conditions AND he was lovely about it. then he likes to send me things he
I saw batman vs superman on my date the other night, and its not my kinda movie and it was like 3 hours long so I was like ommmg end already BUT jeremy irons is in it so every time he spoke I melted plus they sneakily quoted lolita and I was like ohh
so I watched tangled for the first time last night and at the end I was crying like a baby and I texted darfin ‘WILL I GET SOMEONE WHO LOOKS AT ME LIKE HE LOOKS AT HER??’ and he was like ‘are you sure you dont already have him?’ .. you corny
alssoo the cutest weirdest thing happened, I told darfin to go sit outside and ill get him his presents and when he saw THREE presents he was like woah?? and I get him his seat cover was like coool, then gave him the care package and he was like ‘I
hi! im gonna tell you about my day bc it was wonderful amazing perfect yesterday but then I ended up working today so I couldnt ramble .. but now ITS TIMMEEEE.so my best fwand was like ‘hey wanna go on an adventure with me’ and I was like oui oui
also I’m in love and he makes me cum so hard and sometimes he looks at me during sex and there’s this power where I feel like he’s staring into me and I’m so hungry for him but I’m so happy and overcome with how much I love him so I just grab
in my messages theres one guy who keeps talking to me in a way I probably wouldnt be chill with now and apparently this was around the time I lost my virginity and he said I was acting different and I was like ‘im not a virgin anymore’ and he was
story of my suitor and how I am actually probably creepier than him so, her high, holy, coolness (ME) went to chipotle today to get a tasty burrito. I took it outside to eat with my lovely friend and there was an employee who was just kinda standing
nunderwater: does my complete lack of motivation and will to live turn you on
At my job I have a specific assigned break and all my coworkers who have that break are black and today in the break room one of them was like “white people have such weird nipples” and I was like oh And then they all spent a while asking
actually i remember one time when i was like 8 or 9 and Cinderella was on and i was just making faces at all the lovey dovey shit and i was like “gross, who wants a stupid prince when you can rule a kingdom"
i have a sylveon plush and keychains on my bag and i was at walmart and a guy came up to me and said “nice sylveon” and he smiled and walked away and i was like dsghdsfd//// gonna use my sylveons to talk to cute ppl
omg i was twitter and found someone from the old HS fandom who i really hated and found that they’re an even bigger asshole now than when i knew them, and they were harassing ppl who like yoi and and im justim so glad your ass isn’t in my fandom
My brother trey is like one of those people who try to act tough and stuff but is like one of the sweetest people ever. Big guy with tattoos, sarcastic, the whole she-bang. But today we were walking through Michaels and I was just steathy lookin at those
and-so-the-feels-begin: Why do Saphire and Ruby have such a good relationship?Because they started off on a goodice breaker
I was playing comp in overwatch and our Lucio (LUCIO!!) was just…so. MEAN. like he kept calling us trash and worthless and i was like ‘….hey Mercy, are you gold for healing right now?’ and they said yeah and then I told the lucio to
cyberhorse: kidkendoll: nano-boosted-mercy: bunny-lungs: Hey remember that scene from It Could’ve Been Great where there was this ominous flouting sphere and Steven was like “wtf is that” and Garnet was like “that’s not what we came for”
and now we wait
bentheechidna replied to your post: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH aAAHHHHHHHHH… Was she about to be married? in a way, sure ahahah but then shizuma was like NO and took her little nagisa away because she loVE hER,,,,,,,
remember when weiss asked blake individually if she wanted to have some coffee w/ herand blake the damn cool kid said “tea” because she cant with coffee and weiss was like just like cool we outand then they did just that
almea: 50% of my Raven feelings are just “Raven, why?” Because after we found out her semblance was to always come back to certain people, it was like, oh Raven’s so shitty for never coming back to Yang. But now it’s like, Raven did come back
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
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