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mystiquel: jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.†And she was like, “What kind?†And I was like, “The
At first I was like, love that belly, and then I noticed those hips poking out behind that shirt and I was like, oh my god, so sexy and then he turned around in that last pic and I was like
fortzancudo: 23andmemes: fortzancudo: GOD today i served a family of 3 and the dad was like “i’ll have a cappuccino” and the kid, a girl of about 11, was like “PLEASE.” and he was like “uh yeah. please” and the kid goes “well you’re
puppymother:in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
Sooo yesterday I was alone at home and I was drunk and I mean like I was drunk drunk hehe.. But anywayyyyy..After my blackout adventure I woke up hours later and honestly have no idea what I did that day..And later I was just walking in my room and in
puppymother: in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain
gorgoon: Today I was talking to my dad and I referred to myself as his son(I’m genderfluid btw) and he said “Today’s a Son day huh?” And I was like “yeah” And he was like “huh, I thought today was a Saturday, not a Sunday” And I just
daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the
jeisdivision: One time i was like “i just love winona ryder” And this dude was like “yeh you know she shoplifted and stuff and-“ And i was like “i love her. I love winona ryder”
ostracizedpoodle:last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”
martymikalski: remember when aang was on trial for a murder kyoshi was accused of and he was like OMG NONE OF MY PAST LIVES WOULD EVER KILL ANYONE WAH WAH WAH and then kyoshi appeared and was like YEAH I KILLED HIM W/E HE WAS A DOUCHE
1612th: in 4th grade there was this girl who had a collection of furbies and one day she brought like 12 in to class and she was sitting in the back licking them and biting their hair off and i asked her what she was doing and she was like “im feeling
jackstroubleinatanktop: supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your
ostracizedpoodle: last night i went to cvs to buy lube, i was walking around looking for it and this lady came up to me and was like “can i help you find something?” and i’m like “lube” and she was like “no we don’t sell car stuff here”
there was a cat “fight” at school haha it was super funny because it was during lunch and then i was in the classroom like always and then i walked over to the window and i was like why is there a crowd. then everyone else started crowding
organmeat: daftlypunk: i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered
child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried
assbutt-in-the-garrison: vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like
kngshxt:when i was a young nigga i had a older bitch like 3 years older and i was kissing her for like 4 minutes and she was like “suck my titty” i aint even know what a titty was i just started licking her stomach it was wild
vaydra: i was arguing with my (antigay) dad about gay rights and at the end i was like “i totally crushed u tbh i countered every argument you had” and he was like “but did you change my viewpoint tho” and i was like “i can lead a horse to
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: they played “i’ll stop the world and melt with you” in stranger things and my mom was like “i love that song” and i was like “me too!” and she was like “how TF do you know that song?!” and i didn’t
be-silently-drawn:oh my god i’m laughing cause i was watching lazarus rising and everyone was like “omg what raised you from hell” and ruby was like “when this thing bleeds the earth quakes” and another demon was like “it’s the end of times”
homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time and i was worried that i’d done something
Josh talking about the shooting incident. “I was like standing right here, and Brett and I were about to walk outside and he was like ‘Alright man, let’s go!’ and right here we hear *gagagaga!* and I looked at him and I was like ‘Has someone
otterboxes: today during class this guy kept reaching into his bag and my teacher was like put your phone up and he didn’t and she was like kenny give me your phone or you’re going to the office and he was like its not a phone and then pulled out
thelastcenturion-thesortinghat: roachpatrol: ok so what if Harry and Neville got into like this passive-aggressive lie-off regarding what a truly great man Severus Snape was like they got drunk and Harry was like ‘Snape though’ and Neville was like
supreme-kitten: -stonecoldfox: So, my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything. I was like, “Yeah, get me some facewash please.” And she was like, “What kind?” And I was like, “The kind for your face.” And then she
deleteyourlife: i’m so stupid today i was getting off the bus and i was like spacing out and then i was like “bye love you” to my bus driver like cuz that’s what you say on the phone when you hang up but I WAS TRYING TO SAY “THANK YOU” AND
emmastonrs: It was like I woke up when she came in. She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then that I was mucking about—I’d been pretending I was Tom Hanks or Seth Rogen. And then she came in, and it was like diving
I had a dream me and darfin had a threesome with this really cute girl and like I went down on her while he was having sex with me then he was like ‘I don’t want to make you upset’ and I was like 'JUST GRAB HER BOOBS’ it was weird
I’m feeling sooo good today, darfin hasn’t really talked to me this weekend and he was like ‘you can see me Monday’ and I’m like 'IM BUSY’ and he was v surprised and I was like YA IM GOING TO A POLE CLASS and he’s
THIS IS SO EMOTIONAL, im finding conversations from forever ago but my first real ex was a TEDDY BEAR. and im rereading things and my god he was so cute and sweet and caring and then I read ‘we talked about it on the phone last night’ and I forgot
iconiacpotterhead: f0revergrand: michaeljosephcano: So my mom went to the store and called and asked if I wanted anything and I was like yeah get me some facewash please and she was like what kind and I was like the kind for your face and then she
thechamberofsecrets: i remember when i was like 14 my friend was spending the night and she told me she had to go pee and i was like ok and she was taking forever so i went to check on her and she was taking nudes in my bathroom
trainthief:my coworker today was like “i bet you dont know this song” and put on Don’t Go Breaking My Heart. And I was like “yeah, of course I do, it’s Elton John” and he was like “who?” and I said “Elton John. He wrote this” and
there was So much lagging, during one of the trasformation sequences I was like “and I’ll form the LAG”and someone was like “never skip lag day”and my friend was like I’ll gladly skip that
archiesandrews:I used to watch [Cole] when I was little on Suite Life, and I was like…I can’t believe! I wasn’t sure what he was gonna be like. Like, was he gonna be a dick, or? Then, I got this message and he’s like “Hey, congrats man!”
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