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3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: sexyboitommo: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that
3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face
victuurionice: child-abuse-isnt-sexy: homosexualchronicles: senatorgana: today my dad was like “hey honey are you mad at me?” and i was like ???? no?????? and he was like “oh okay, it’s just that you haven’t called me daddy in a long time
hermionehoe: theauthoressdefiant: did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like “why the fuck would we do that” and mrs
aintnosuchthingastoothick: hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking
eccentric-nae: theblackmanonthemoon: hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed
colorfulrussianfireworks: OH MY GOD SOME LIKE GIRL WHO COULD NOT BE MORE THAN 10 YEARS OLD JUST CAME TO THE DOOR AND SHE HAD A BLUE TIE, LONG BLUE WIG, AND A BLUE SKIRT AND I WAS LIKE “WHO ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE” AND SHE WAS LIKE ALL SHY AND NERVOUS
hvliday: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
phantomdoodler: phantomdoodler: I was talking to a friend about P3 once and about how I keep restarting it and never getting through to the end but I didn’t want spoilers and he was like “did you get to the part where XXX dies?” and I was like
hvliday:today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
meladoodle: my friend’s teacher kept saying ‘YOLO’ around the school and then people were like ‘why do u keep saying you only live once’ and he was like ‘oh is that what it means?? i thought it was a mix of ‘yo’ and hello’ and it was
jemjemandthefunkybunch: official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and
quitoito: official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a
holymotherofrowling-deactivated: There was one time when I was in my dance class and we were like two-and-a-quarter hours in and I just had 45 minutes left, and I was like, ‘Ugh, okay, how am I going to get through the last 45 minutes of this lesson?’
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh
dragonologystudent: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face Wow -_-
ahomieboyslife: today at the show pete was like “if you didn’t know we’re called the fall out boys” and patrick was like “we’re not called the fall out boys” and pete was like “oh yeah”
kitfisto: i was lookin @ movies to pick what to go to and i was like whats the magnificent 7 and his face lit up and he did the cowboy pistols thing and was like its a remake of an old western!!!! so i guess where going 2 that
highschoolhandjobs: i was reading up on how to handle emotions and someone was like “allow yourself to feel the emotions but set a time limit” and i was like yeah ok i do that makes sense but then they were like “give yourself a day or 2” ???
meladoodle: I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no
beaniebecker: littledrummerjoey: today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
diveinthedark: so someone asked “if you could change anything about your past what would it be” and ash was like nothing and Michael was like everything happens for a reason, getting a collective aw out of the audience but cal was like actually there
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barabelly: thinking about that time my mom came into my room without knocking and caught my 9th grade ass on straightcollegemen.com and I was like “I WAS RESEARCHING COLLEGES AND THIS SUDDENLY CAME UP” and she was like “it’s ok, baby, it’s just
everyday-awkward: Once my freshman year this quiet Asian girl in my school was wearing a shirt that said “I like cupcakes” and I was like “Oh I like your shirt, I like cupcakes too!” and she told me to go fuck myself and I have not been the
foxnewsofficial: a few years ago one of my friends was talking in class and the teacher was like “well how about you come and teach the class then” and he was like okay and then actually did a really good job so she sent him out
tashalyonnes: My manager called and was like, ‘“You got a nomination.” And I was like, “You’re making fun of me.” I didn’t know why he would call to prank me at this hour. I was like, “I won’t believe it until I see it in writing.”
teapayne: Ok so in middle school there was a “rumor” that my math teacher was Jewish and someone was like “how do we know for sure” and someone goes “I heard they like money” and so they threw a quarter on the ground and when the teacher
bl-ossomed: amazighprincex: you all do realise that “Allaah” isn’t “the Muslim god”… like you do realise that “Allaah” is literally just the word for “God” in the Arabic language and that Christian and Jewish Arabic-speakers also
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into-the-nude: into-the-nude: Ok so I got fucked while wearing my schoolgirl outfit and he spanked me and while spreading my pussy and butthole he was like “you haven’t behaved I see” and I was like so shy so so so shy because I was getting so
When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class were kids of all grades and there was a senior who was really tall and super cute and super nice and I did have a bit of a crush on him. He sat next to me but our teacher separated us and
barabelly: thinking about that time my mom came into my room without knocking and caught my 9th grade ass on straightcollegemen.com and I was like “I WAS RESEARCHING COLLEGES AND THIS SUDDENLY CAME UP” and she was like “it’s ok, baby, it’s
beauxbatonsacademy: 3k626ekful7ozxujar43keiw236in2h: i was labelling stuff today and this lady scoffed at me and i was like hi and she was like writing with ur left hand is immoral. its 2014 and someone actually said that to my face how do you remember
official-daft-punk: ok so the other day i was at sears. I was in the baby section. Im standing there looking at clothes and a lady who works there comes up and is like “oh are you expecting?” And i was like “uhhhh” and because im a dumbass i
My mom was like : He’s not winning. And I was like : Mom, you don’t know the power of social media, Leo’s my baby. I’m all in, its happening. And then the Oscars was like: LOL no fuck you. ps. die.
