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keiranightleys: There was a Chanel #4, but she got meningitis. She was like, “I’m sick. I have to go home.” And I was like, “No. Stay.” But she went home anyway, and then she died. So another thing I was right about.
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
I have no clue why i held of posting this afjnasfI saw antman and adored it and after shennigans with some friends i did a pokemon crossover cause yes i am trash ; ) Maylene totally is wasp btw. also im never doing that outfit again fight me
baron-marius-pontmercy: thebesturl: baron-marius-pontmercy: remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what
“I’m telling you, I had a crazy dream where I was in some dojo wearing nothing but my underwear, and I was apparently gonna fight my girlfriend’s dad. And he was like, super jacked, like Olympic superhero body, and in the most dad kinda
andrewpauldost: last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did
oriko-archive: jetstreamsamrodriguez: jetstreamsamrodriguez: OH MY GOD I JSUT REMEMBERED TAHT COMIC THAT WAS LIKE GIRLS AND GAMES AND IT WAS A CHCRISTMAS COMIC AND IT WAS LIKE “THE CAKE IS A LIE” IDK I JUST REMEMBERED IT
thefingerfuckingfemalefury: beaniebaneenie: hermionehoe: theauthoressdefiant: did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like
cummbunny: cummbunny: gotta lil baby booty I remember once a wad was started on this picture bc someone said I had a big ass and everyone was like FUCK THIS GIRL SHE HAS NO ASS and I was just like .. me and my tiny ass are just trying to live
dorodraws: baron-marius-pontmercy: thebesturl: baron-marius-pontmercy: remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius
sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
wongbal: dajo42: dajo42: a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can
shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
lilfaux: i bruised my knees because i was running to get my bag from the staff room at work, and one of my co-workers was like “you’ll fall over if you keep running” and i was like hahaha jokes on you i am so coordinated then i fell over and commando
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….”
mpregicorn: UGH ok so let me tell you guys why that snk filler was actually kind of shit for all the people that read the manga remember how it really happened? and then this is how it really happened eren actually gets some development and is
cosettefauchelevent: i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why
sqooper: wallpatterns: The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of just forget them right now I have a new one for u and it’s really goodreblog and put IN THE TAGS!!!!! what ur costume was on ur first halloween (or like,, the first one u had a costume for)
kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with
when I was in middle/high school sometimes people would randomly try to befriend me, like if I was alone or something, and be really overbearing and fake and just…off. And its not like I wasn’t receptive of friendship, I’m just not a social
artemispanthar: Last night as I was trying to sleep I had this thought of like “[comic character] is basically Steven if he became a criminal” and it was like a big revelation and I was going to post about it but I had to sleep. And now I can’t
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this
hungmoney: omfg i was sitting in my kitchen looking at this jar of pickles and it said it had 0 calories and i was like wtf, how can this whole damn jar of pickles have 0 calories and i was like getting pissed cus i couldnt figure it out so i googled
sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners
switchmywardrobeeveryseason: kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat”
kit-harington: My last day was, like, staring out at the Adriatic Sea with Lena Headey. It was a bit righteous and selfish of me, but I got out of costume and I jumped into the water, and everybody was like, “Fuck you, dude.” They had to keep working
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
oheska: so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like “you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend” and i was like “ill get my boyfriend to do it” and thats how i came
sagihairius:i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
hunkish:for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in
andrewpauldost:last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she
lizzie-mcguire: it runs in the family: Stephen and Robbie Amell“I told [Stephen] about Arrow. I got back from Toronto - we both went home for Christmas - and I was like, ‘Have you read Arrow?’ and he didn’t even know what that was. I was like,
itsandrewpimentel: supjerbear: supremepeniskingsam: 213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT OH MY GOD
dingdongyouarewrong: dingdongyouarewrong: one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it
redickulousness: “Don Cornelius did not want to see how I really danced, I was doing Hip-Hop and it was foreign to people out in California. Don was like ‘oh no no no no no no no no, you’re a girl’. And I was like ‘what!?’”. -Rosie
penceyprepofficial: when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just
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