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kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with
andrewpauldost: last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did
andrewpauldost:last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she
cosettefauchelevent: i picked up a new class of year sevens today and i was writing on the board (in very illegible overly loopy cursive) and one girl was like “miss rose, i think you’re a very similar person to your handwriting” and i was like “why
stupidstagram: remember that time some interviewer was telling one direction that they look older and louis was like yeah next time we’ll come back with beards and the interviewer was like ‘from what i hear you already have one of those’ and zayn
sqooper: wallpatterns: The other day I went to McDonald’s with my family and the guy who took my order was really loud and was basically like “HAPPY HOLIDAYS WHAT CAN I GET YOU” and I was like wow I can’t let this guy outmatch me so I yelled
rihsusvevo: chainsawpunk: hahaha let me tell you, a few months ago I met this really cute guy and I seriously thought that he was a bottom because you know he was shorter than me, he was like “babe I’m a top” and I was like “sure hunny” but
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shialablunt:fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
wongbal: dajo42: dajo42: a few weeks ago i was playing smash ultimate and my brother was like “you play with final smash on?” and i was like, yeah, my dude, i play the ridiculous cartoon character fighting game where byleth and captain olimar can
sagihairius: i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
hunkish: for our grade 12 formal a guy asked me to be his partner and i was like ‘ok’ but he told me to not wear heels because he was like 5’4 and it would make him feel bad and i considered it but then i remembered a few years before he was in
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: vampireapologist: i was never seen again. this was the best time ever bc my host had just changed the tire and I was like “oh hell yeah an old tractor tire! you know what that means!” and everyone was like “no….”
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
vrabia: today in the teachers’ lounge one of my finnish colleagues was like ‘yeah the force awakens was cool but they named an entire planet ‘jacket’ and that sounded kind of weird’ and i was like what the shit and then it hit me, one month
213498: this really drunk guy came into mcdonalds last night and asked if I was voting for obama or romney and I was just like neither.. we live in canada..? and he was like OMFG WHAT
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this
heroofferelden: heroofferelden: heroofferelden: I got on the bus & the bus driver was staring at me and he pointed at my septum and was like “wtf is that” and i was like “its a piercing. a septum” “Why” “Cause i wanted it, i guess”
oheska: so there was a bug in my room so i got my mom to kill it because i hate bugs and then she was like “you have to learn to kill bugs for your girlfriend” and i was like “ill get my boyfriend to do it” and thats how i came
josh-on-da-drooms: i showed my friend a video of patrick stump and she was like ‘aw he looks like a corgi” and i was like “nah son” and then i looked closer and what the fuck she’s fucking right i cannot stop laughing holy fucking
riz-gukgak: do u guys remember in naddpod when beverly was looking around his dads desk and found the letter to him and a bunch of discarded letters saying how proud he was and murph was like “yeah i know you wanted ur dad to be like a Distant Authority
alexarsekarth: i asked alex if he can derp and he was like “can i what???” so i fUCKING DERPED INFRONT OF HIM and he was like “omg they only happen accidentally but i’ll try” and this was his attempt ok alex ok
billiemania: “I started talking to this girl, she was like, ‘I’m going to the show tonight!’ and I was like, ‘Oh, cool, I’m going to the show too!’ she was really fucking cool, she had a green day shirt on from the last tour and she was
baron-marius-pontmercy: thebesturl: baron-marius-pontmercy: remember when cosette said she was leaving to england and marius was like “what. what the. no. no you’re not.” and cosette was like “well!!! just come with us” and marius just “what
lnnea: when i was like 10 i thought i was lesbian because i had looked at a girls butt once or twice and i was really worried so i went to my mum and she was like “it’s perfectly normal to admire someone elses butt, linnea”
sagihairius:i work as an actor at a haunted house and this little girl who was dressed as a cat came through she saw me and was like “no thank you please dont get closer i am already scared” and i was like alright i appreciate the good manners ill
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do you guys know the term ‘wheeling’?? like I dont think people use it anymore except as a HAHA THROWBACK SLANG but yeah its basically the whole ‘we arent dating but we like each other and are a thing but not a serious thing’ anywho in grade
cummbunny:gotta lil baby bootyI remember once a war was started on this picture bc someone said I had a big ass and everyone was like FUCK THIS GIRL SHE HAS NO ASS and I was just like .. me and my tiny ass are just trying to live
