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whistlefrog: Daily Bust 79 - Polt I automatically liked this side character, but thought she was a werewolf, so I was kinda ambivalent. Then she said she was a kobold, and I was like… that’s new, I love her. She looks like she wants a fight.
nastyhalfbreed: titan—ia: it’s fucking hot and i had to walk to and from school today and i felt like i was gonna pass out. i was so sweaty and tired and gross. i hate summer. i hate it i hate it i hate it. but i feel like i don’t look bad today.
echofades: “These actresses that you work with, they use you for your music connections at the end of the day. And she heard that Prince was playing and she was like ‘Hey, um, maybe like, if there were like, some extra tickets, like, um, you would
YEAH !! thats how it always felt like to me, the only big big hurricane that was actually a little scary was Andrew and i was 3-4 years old when it hit and i had recently moved to florida and didnt know what the fuck was happening, but i didnt cry and
unicornfan: i think a more interesting question than “when did you ‘join’ the internet” is “what was the first username you ever used”my very first ever username (that i remember) was HunterKiller75 cause i thought starcraft was the coolest
animution11:gluten-free-pussy:I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?”
vampireapologist-archive-deacti:vampireapologist-archive-deacti:I just reached out to a farmer I stayed with in Norway about something and I was like eh I was one of like 7 kids there at the time and he hosts like 30 every year and it’s been 6 years
spork:itsagifnotagif:Sorry not sorry FUN STORY SO MY FRIST PUN I EVER MADE WHEN I WAS 4; I WAS OUTSIDE RIDING WITH MY STEPDAD ON HIS MOTORCYCLE AND IT WAS COLD OUTSIDE AND WE WERE TALKING ABOUT DINNER AND HE SAID MYMOM WAS MAKING CHILI AND I WAS LIKE
elliexer-moved: the other day i saw some discourse that was like “if a lesbian is a terf she’s still a lesbian and belongs in lesbian spaces”and i kinda had to stop and i was like…. “no. no she don’t” lmfao because like. lesbian spaces
oswining:Losing him was blue like I’d never known Missing him was dark grey all alone Forgetting him was like trying to know somebody you never met But loving him was r e d GRAPHIC BATTLE | oswining vs. thatexactleaf ↪ topic: ninth dotor + red
@kleo2020 a lot of it was more or less free detox. i was most definitely a junkie, and i was well on my way toward being a full blown alcoholic. so you know, counseling, free food, and some detox. it was pretty sweet. I mean I was absolutely terrified
buzzfeedunsolvedgifs: It is very Old Testament. It’s like, most serial killers like to stroke themselves, and this is like- He was writing, and he was like-
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
goshdaggett:So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I looked
I was thinking it’d be kind of cool if Finn’s new arm was, like, a combination of robotics and plants. Like, a skeletal robotic arm (probably ending in a claw because continuity) fitted with an irrigation system and plant superfood feeder
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
like-dry-clean-only: i guess the real question is how can you not like tesla he thought women would eventually rule the world because we’re the dominant sex he liked pigeons he was a vegetarian he was a babe he was shy he hated edison he’s
lordbape: scene style was cutting edge af like it was such an extreme style it’s actually amazing to think about how young the people cultivating it and shit were! like it’s funny (obviously) how ridiculous it was, but it’s actually wild that 14
broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was
potatoandotherwise: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad
aobabe: i like how offended noiz gets over nicknames people give him. “what? i’m not a beansprout." "i’m not a lunatic." "i’m not a maniac." like a true nineteen year old.
reserve: I still can’t believe Sebastian Stan auditioned for Cap. D’you think he walked into the room And everyone was like Bucky Barnes. And Seb was like Who the hell is Bucky? And the casting people were like Perfect.
bunnypoop: you know one time i was reading this post that was about captain canada and i thought it was hilarious and i was like OK I’M GONNA MAKE A CAPTAIN PUERTO RICO AND IT’LL BE SO HILARIOUS and i grabbed a paper and a pencil and FUCK NOT.
i remember i jacked off like 8 times one day and i was like damn i'm glad i got these out i felt like they was coming out weak and they woulda made bald kids like caillou caillou dad had to be on his 7th or 8th nut
rosguil: rdjobsessions: I once stalked my boyfriends ex on social media for like 7 months and I was feeding info back to him like “omg she had a baby” and one day I showed him a photo of her with the baby and he was like erm babe that’s not my
geargie: #when god made jensen he was like cackling #and then he looked at the finished product and cried #because it was so beautiful #and he was like ‘what have i done’
shialablunt: fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING MEEEthis girl is my old ms/hs friend and now my bikram student. she invited me to her bday dinner and was like out of the blue “oh haha do you know aria?” and I was like..yes…why, how u know him? and she’s like “lol
i went into the living room earlier and my dad was like “I can’t live life like this anymore” and i was like ???? whats wrong and he said there are no snacks or dessert in the house and asked me if i wanted to go on a snack run with
andrewpauldost: last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did
fun fact: Michael Cera asked Rihanna if he could slap her ass for real and she said “you can slap my ass for real if I can slap you in the face for real” and he was like alright. and they did the take like 3 times and Michael was like “you’re
eatingisfab: So i was taking picture of the cute wall in a cafe and the old man was like “do u want me to picture u alone” and i was like no no i just wanna picture the wall. They kept insisying tho aw theyre so perf. Old and in love :333
looking at engagement rings online because it’s fun and i used to do it all the time when i was bored and A was on the phone with me listening to me prattle on about carats and clarity and cut and color and i picked out what i liked and i said it
worthless-sadness: This is Demi and her friend Trenton Cole Bailey Stout. They were best friends. They had known each other since Demi was 2. He was a year older than her. He stayed at their house a lot, it was like his second home, and Dallas was like
kyaryrinrin: when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with
andrewpauldost:last year a big group of girls in my class were all talking and this one girl was like “im bisexual” and all the girls like stared at her and then the girl goes “dont worry im only attracted to pretty girls” and i was like did she
harryspankme: this girl in my class today was writing a ton of stuff on her paper while we were taking notes and i was like “woah what are you writing did i miss something she said” and the girl laughed and was like “oh i’m not taking notes this
kyaryrinrin:when i was 6 years old i was being babysat by some girls down the street and they were talking about their friend who got pregnant and I was like “what’s pregnant” and they were like “it means fat” so when i got in the car with my
MIKU APP UPDATE: she juST ASKED ME “what should i give to Luka?” and one of the options was “tuna” and then she was like “exactly what i was thinking!" miku was……………….that
