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Spoiler alert! It ends with everyone jerking off while drinking beer. Just like my Saturday nights – hiyooh!Rocco Steele’s Urban Legend was written and directed by Rocco Steele, so the scant credits tell me. No idea who the actual videographers
royalblooduk: “We were in the studio and I was like Ben, do the worst drum fill you could possibly think of. Like what’s the worst thing? Like really stupid. And he just started doing that and it felt like it was never going to end and we were just
So there was this time I was talking to a gay dude in a bar about Bad Boys, and he was like “Yeah, but no one can be as bad as Darth Vader!”And I was like “Yeah but the same guy who voiced him voiced Mufasa so.”And the gay dude fucking threw
ragingpaige: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like “you’re
rnikan: SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER
victor-vondoom: i was sprawled out on david’s bed listening to music while he was putting food out for bruiser and marley and i was like, “we should have sex” and he calls back, “okay, but can i wear my hat?” so naturally i was like, “what
lil-mizz-jay: I had a dream where a girl had this like, big horrifying bone creature on a leash, like it looked like something out of Dark Souls And another lady was like “Oh my, what breed is he?” And she was like “Eldritch!” And then the bone
vampireapologist: vampireapologist: last night at the club my friends introduced me to these guys and the guys were like “we’re 22″ and I was like cool and then a minute later they were like “we’re kidding we’re 18″ and I was like 18!!!!!
When I was like 15 I got into a fight with some dude outside of a coney island and I was giving him that work and he pulled a knife and I was like “o.k cool he has to get close to stab me” and he did get close and he very much did stab the
pemsylvania: when I was ten I met my dads friends daughter and we were playing up in her room and she said she could talk to dogs and I said that I could too and she was like “really?” and I was like “yeah! see that one over there? he says your
oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
whatacatchsanta: omfg I was walking home from the bus stop and I saw this elderly couple where this woman was pushing her husband in a wheelchair and I was like “aw that’s cute” but as I got closer to them I heard them talking and she was like
mr-radical: at first glance i thought that said the original price was บ and i was like HOT DIGGITY WHAT A BARGAIN and then i realised it was actually ร.99 and i was like oh it actually is a bargain
the-absolute-funniest-posts: oncelut: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
celticpyro: mama-germany: dangerbooze: trashfirefallon: trashfirefallon: I had sex in a graveyard and was walking around nude cause it was like 80 degrees and I was all sweaty and it was like midnight or whatever. So this car rolls up out of nowhere
fuckingchatnoir: Guys omg today I was wearing my Lady Wifi hoodie that I painted and in my college creative writing class a girl went up to me and was like:“Did you paint that?”and I was like“Oh, yeah.”and then she asked me what it is and I started
neenorroar: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was it
this was the most unaware bastion i’ve ever played with omg there was a widowmaker behind but i couldn’t type bc i was getting shot at but like how could they have not heard that there was no one else around
richenbach: deanlovecastiel: frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO”
follow-the-moon-: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this
sleepy-bookworm: chrom-o-ween: My favorite story is that one time Tolkien was with some writer friends and he was like “oh I’ve got a new story to show you guys” and one of them was like “as long as it’s not more fucking elves” and it was
africans: one time i was watching jeopardy and the category was “Popes” and the guy was like “I’ll take 1600 Popes” and i was like THATS TOO MANY POPES TOO MANY POPES
frigerator: frigerator: MY FRIEND IS RED/GREEN COLORBLIND AND WE WERE LOOKING AT COLORBLIND TESTS AND I WAS LAUGHING AND HE WAS LIKE “WHAT WHAT DOES IT SAY” AND I READ IT TO HIM AND HE WAS LIKE “HEY FUCK YOU TOO” a colorblind person just messaged
sodamnrelatable: my mom was upstate for the weekend and she was on her way home today and texted me and said “do u want anything from da stor” and i was like “mom why are you talking like ur ghetto” and she sent me this i…
brittany-snow: Sam [Smith] had just won best new artist and he came off stage and I was standing there and I was like ‘Congratulations’ and he was like ‘Do you know where I’m supposed to go now?’ And I love that moment because you’re onstage
saddeer: once i was chasing a snake in my backyard and i was like haha cant go anywhere bitch and then it jumped like 5 feet in the air and landed in a pond and like surfed across and disappeared and ever since then ive had trust issues
darfins so cute, I had no ride home so he picked me up and was like ‘you must be hungry where you do want to go?’ and we went to mcdonalds but he was like ‘drive thru is too long, lets eat inside’ and we sat there for like 1.5 hours talking
I dreamt Amy Poehler and Rashida Jones were talking shit about me and I heard them and then I basically was just apologizing for being myself and it was really just a terrible dream Nobody liked me and I knew it and it was like obvious 😔
littlemammal: at work last week i was ringing up this guys order and when he signed i was trying to read his signature and i was like “is your last name Duck?” and he got really nervous and he was like “oh nobodys ever uhh noticed before…. i
dingdongyouarewrong:one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was
fuchs4chan: sketchtime! “chimera”- edition. well i was just trying to use one of these cats posing like pin ups pics for a griffin but then i was having trouble with the beak and head position and i looked kinda like having two heads and i was like
titanbender: seychelle was so nice, when i asked for her autograph she was like yeah sure and she was like omg i gtg cuz all the security ppl were like COME ON LOSERS WERE GOING SHOPPING so she was in a hurry, and look how adorable she looks when she
morganfree-man: I had to get taken home by a cop last night and while I was telling him where to go, he took a left and was I like “um excuse me you didn’t use your blinker” and he was like “did you see a cop” Yes like you are a cop I literally
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