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Does anyone remember in that one music video thriller where Michael Jackson was showing his girlfriend a scary movie and there was zombies everywhere and in the end he was the werezombie all along?Played out just like that
abbymacaroni: Yet ANOTHER collab with @shitandsticks! She sent me a message saying how she was working on this super long drawing and when she showed it to me, I was instantly like PLZ LET ME COLOR THIS GURL. And she was like UM ABSOLUTELY??? Next on
I had a really stressful dream last night that I got blackout drunk and then found out everything that happened and had flashbacks like a cut seen in a movie. I woke up in the dream and looked at my phone and found out I posted my face on Tumblr, posted
uhm.. you guise I went to this orchestra audition thing to support my friend who was taking it and while she was practicing I saw this boy who seriously looked like Kim Bum and he was wearing this cute lil vest and bowtie and looked so classy while
There’s this senior in my film studies class and she saw my Sunggyu button on my bag today and she was like “Omfg you like infinite !??!?!” and she started spazzing out and told me her bias was Myungsoo and I feel a new bond forming
fattifatphat: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
dry-cereal: dry-cereal: dry-cereal: once i was sick so i got a prescription for codeine cough syrup and when i went to pick it up the pharmacist was like “you really won’t need all of this” and i was like “it’s ok i could just sell it at
y'all know i’m a dentist right? well i was doing my dentistrly shit today, and my patient was like “hey man, should you be putting that novocaine in your gums” and i was like, well i couldn’t say nothing cause that caine’
godDAMMIT I was drawing and all was well but all of a sudden my hands were shaking and I was beginning to feel things crawling under my skin and I was lik e???? what the what and then I remembered I had coffee a little while a go. god dammit. I just
manywinged:manywinged:manywinged:had a dream last night that someone posted an image and was like “hey guys is this creepy or wet” but it was like a ‘what color is the dress’ situation where no one could agree if it was wet or
dan-and-phil: today in class this christian girl was telling her life story, and she was like ‘who knows what fanfiction is’ and i just shouted out ME I DO so she started saying ‘this stuff was basically written porn. i was addicted. and then jesus
tomfclton: She was the last person to screen-test, and I was so bored of it by then… . And then she came in, and it was like diving into whitewater rapids and having no desire to hang on to the side. Throughout shooting, it was wild and exciting. I
celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?”
abgallery: so I was browsing tumblr looking for Nidorina animations or gifs or something, and tumblr was like “nope” so then I was like “whatever man” and then this happened #stillnotenoughnidorinaontheinternet
theyellowbrickroad: my mom was making this angry face but bobbing her head to the music of a commercial and i was like “why are you making that face” and she was like “because i hate this song but i have groove so i have to dance to it, i cannot
aloneveganreed: celestial-time-sorceress: I heard some guy say that abortion was wrong, and I was just like, “It’s not your uterus.” and he was like, “What’s a uterus?” Of course.
adamakara: rudycooper: what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND
capncaptain: broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter
clydedonovan: woah there koujak
itssexualhour: me and my boyfriend were having sex and then he pulled out and the condom was gone, we were like uhh what the fuck? we were freaking out looking around for it and I bent over and he was like “uhh it’s inside you..” and pulled the
I told @nikoniko808 i had to go pee, then I thought I heard her say “small platter” so I was like ???ok and got her a small plate and she just looked at me super confused so I was like “what don’t you want this” and she still didn’t say anything
xcinnin: swanqueenandrizzles: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that my sisters dad have none
masturgr8:My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that
broken-skies-and-angel-wings: This guy I was talking to was saying how women play sports just as well as men, and he said, “One time I was reffing a womens softball game, on the full moon, and -“ And I was like, ” Why does it matter that it was
hks-universe: i was mad at my brother and i remembered the time he purposely lost a race bc he was afraid of the guy he was competing against. but i forgot who that was and i was like “hey maybe it was sukka’s and aprip’s Hassis who won. yeah thats
humansofnewyork: “I’m trying to be an artist, but my parents just don’t understand. I showed a painting to my mom, and I was like: ‘Do you like it?’ And she was like: ‘I guess, but why is there a cigarette? Are you smoking now?’And I
tvveit: tarclis: my sisters dad opened the freezer and a blob of ice fell on his foot and hurt him and he was like yelling and hopping and shit and I was like hey maybe you should put some ice on that your sister’s dad
animution11:gluten-free-pussy:I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?”
samwinchestersmoose: when i went out to go see Maleficent, when i saw this fairy I was like “Haha that looks like Umbridge” and then she changed into a human And I was like “HOLY SHIT THAT IS UMBRIDGE!!111!” and a couple rows behind me, I
methlabrador: i just made mac and cheese but it was too hot so i asked my dad for something to cool it down with like ice or something and he just wordlessly took the bowl and walked out and i was like wtf dad and then he walked back in and the bowl
reserve: I still can’t believe Sebastian Stan auditioned for Cap. D’you think he walked into the room And everyone was like Bucky Barnes. And Seb was like Who the hell is Bucky? And the casting people were like Perfect.
masturgr8: My mom was driving me to the city yesterday and saw a Muslim and said something like “they’re invading our country” and I was like “no they’re just regular people like not every Muslim is with Isis it’s only a small group who is”
cynicalwitch: helloimashoutyman: soot-answers: Today in math we were doing some sort of geometry problem And I’m just sitting there Then I saw a triangle and I was like; “Ah. The scalene triangle” And my math teacher was all like “Looks like
sink-o-r-swim: this african girl in my class one time in 8th grade was looking at my pencil case and she was like “this looks like chocolate” and without thinking i blurted back “you look like chocolate”, and the room just sort of went silent
I’m beaming and was shaking and screamed and almost threw up but I met ian somerhalder and I walked up and he’s like ‘hi cutie pie’ HE CALLED ME CUTE and I said hi I’m trying not to faint and he was like aw why would you
castiowl: i legitimately think lucifer is giving sam all these quips though i like to think every once in awhile, sam gets one on his own like the “strictly into dick now?” one - totally sam and luci was like “nailed it, sam.” and sam was like
solarcrashx: one time my friend was walking and she needed to cross the street and a guy stopped for her and rolled down his window and she was like “oh god here it comes” and didnt look just kept walking and he yelled “i like your shirt, kid!”
i have 3 anons who are amethyst birthstones and their opinions on it range from hated it before to love it now and hate it and still hate it, im sorry friends //pet pet
goshdaggett: So I went to the eye doctor, right, and I sit down to fill out the paperwork like you do and the lady was like “Thanks, Doctor Doctor will be with you in a moment” and I was like why did she say doctor twice that’s weird but then I
selinakyls: She was going like, “That is so gross!” And I went like, “It takes one to know one!” And she was like, “No,” and I went, “Yeah.Jackie in her pretty pink room - That 70s show S01E04
