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onion-booty: if you saw her in the club? I’d Holla!
onion-booty: ohhibeautiful: sagittariusthoughts: This is the funniest SHIT ever…LOL tallblackguy: This..is…awesome. creolesoul: WORDS CANNOT EXPRESS HOW FULL OF ROFLMAO THIS IS. asigrow: kanyebreast: STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING RIGHT NOW AND WATCH
the-golden-onion: forophelia: women on tv + that very specific and highly satisfying wings shot
onion-souls: dalehan: Bendyatta Joining in the Overwatch fun with gif edits! [EDIT] now with transparant background! Didn’t know I needed this until now
seeing this gave me an instant fight or flight reaction
the new meme to save 2017 from having a bad last meme is wooooooah onion!
onion-souls: ruskiizek: skeleton-jack: jeremyvyoral72: ruskiizek: In Russia a man named Ivan smashed his way through icy water to save a stray dog from drowning, he adopted the dog afterwards and named him Rex. Hero God, look at him go. Even money
onion-souls: albaficalover: luanna801: nonlinear-nonsubjective: 1800snostalgia: Mugshot of a 2-year-old Francois Bertillon, arrested for eating a basket of pears Follow for more 1800s nostalgia #who the fuck arrested a two year old #what police
onion-souls:thepleasuregoblin:I think monks and druids are the funniest possibility for evil characters. Like you’ve achieved inner peace or harmony with nature but you’re just a fucking bastard about it
onion-bananajuice: Myers-Briggs types - yellow circles are function groups (they all use the same functions but in a different order) and blue circles are temperament groups.
onion-souls: buzzfeed: It’s been a rough year so far. WHAT THE FUCK
onion-booty: Heres the last one.
onion-souls: wonderingaboutwander: 4lung: tootin!! I’m into jazz and the fact that Hinata, is playing that saxophone is more than I could ask for.
onion-souls: sakuranene: oh my I forgot how CUTE saya is im dying The exceedingly small pupils and irides are such a good little bit of character design. Makes her look both super-intense and bewildered at all times love those eyes~ <3
onion-cat-confirmed: playing for the first time
onion-souls: caledoniaseries: unauthorized-magic: This thread is so good. THIS. ^^ As a folklorist, this kind of thing bothers the hell out of me. So much of what people think of as ancient is Victorian era or newer. Or just wildly inaccurate,
onion-booty: lovin the hair
onion-booty: gettin it in at the bar
onion-booty: Ready for the game!
onion-booty: The homie @amberpriddy
onion-booty: Jazzie Belle behind the scenes
onion-booty: big ole booty wit the panties halfway on
onion-booty: boujhetto: I saw this pic and instantly started singing Ja Rule….Can I hit on the morning? ja rule tho?
onion-booty: bootyoftheday: Fantasy #480: To be greeted like that at the door by that body or similar. terminatorsigmund: Crackin’… omgee
onion-booty: only 1 person said she was worthy so this is the last 1
onion-booty: scoobiesnacks: PALACE in PASSAIC Donkey!!! I have to head to the Palace ASAP! Haven’t been there in years.
onion-booty: follow the blog we will update soon with more sexxy half nude models
onion-booty: even that mirror or whatever is curving because of the bad photoshopping. lol
onion-booty: itsexclusive: jamtastik: ghdos: zumainthyfuture: nathoisking: i think this really happened what the hell……. LMFAO. Wow. lol ……
onion-souls: sjw-bot: love how steven universe stans think they’re anything other than something to be made fun of So sjw-bot passed the Turing Test
onion-souls: obligatory-pseudonym: bobavader: also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s
onioned: Oh, how the times have changed.
onion-souls: bastion-official: heyimgamerguardian: bastion-official: im just glad that as a species, we’re evolving past the need for kancolle no we aren’t I would disassemble every single ship that has ever existed if Tiramisu asked me to.
the-burger-dude: italian rustic meatball burger with bacon, grilled spanish onion and mozzarella cheese.
the-renegade-rose: Aand bean burgers for the week.. Crimini mushroom, black soy beans, caramelized onions, garlic, chickpea flour, spices. Omnom. #vegan #glutenfree Oh my. Can I have one?
the-renegade-rose: This ended up being one of the best dinners. Caramelized onions with garlic, thyme, & crispy tempeh, home fries, and steamed kale. #vegan
the-renegade-rose: Breaded tofu, corn, spinach, and caramelized onions 🙌 all local and delicious Ooooooo
onion-souls: Heart skipped a beat for a moment while scrolling as a misreading conjured up a story of a water filter passing the Turing Test
onion-souls: paper-mario-wiki: i love how the Max Headroom TV hijacking incident is seen as this creepy unexplained event in the 80s and it’s all over “scary content” channels and shit when in reality it was probably just a drunk nerd fucking
onion-souls: haltmann: sunandreign: nirnnet: Azura Deluxe Resort & Spa Hotel, Alania, Turkey I don’t know what fucks me up more - the fact that it’s a 100% real, lavish 5 star resort, or that there’s exactly nothing to indicate that it
onion-souls: ayellowbirds: lagocanicervine: jackthevulture: Character Design Proportional Differences are fucking wild these two characters are canonically within ONE INCH of being the same height I- I don’t know what to do with this information.
onion-souls: crustyclarinet: crustyclarinet: i’m not into star wars but the person that plays rey has the same name as two characters that will never be in smash bros i’m gonna go back in time and kick my own ass
the-swift-tricker:rian johnson after writing glass onion, watching elon musk completely fuck over twitter like a petulant child, knowing his movie is coming out in just a few weeks
the-spirit-prince: I think we can all agree that something is wrong when Onion is freaking the fuck out
onion-souls: queen-of-dirt: just-shower-thoughts: If humans ever die out, the next advanced species are gonna find so many well preserved corpses on Everest and wonder how we managed to build a civilization there I sweat all of y'all on here think
onion-souls: showerthoughtsofficial: If humans were kept as pets by another species, we wouldn’t be allowed to eat a lot of stuff we normally eat because it’s bad for our health. Picture of a fat human on the alien masters’ internet with a comment
onion-souls: tinyinumason: unseeliedyke: Oh my god the Romans were gamers
the-golden-onion:So I work at a library and about a month ago I helped a little old woman who is legally blind figure out how to listen to our audiobooks on her tablet. We got to chatting and I mentioned that I always listen to audiobooks while I knit,
onion-souls: sirobvious: I love that while Jimmy Neutron generally meant well, he was such a huge, unbelievable asshole cunt in that fast food episode that that’s all we can think about years later. The most vicious, biting deconstructions of a
onion-cat-confirmed: It’s like forgetting the words to your favorite songYou can’t believe it, you were always singing along.
the-ice-castle: onion.mp4
the-german-russian-skinwalker: viostormcaller: blog-inof: cocainecobana: funyarinpaaaaaaaa: merkonan: asleepontheceiling: For those wondering, double triple - six pattiesbossy - all beefdeluxe - with everything (lettuce, onions, tomato, etc)on
onion-souls: theweegeemeister: theweegeemeister: just some totally normal pictures of Waluigi and Wario Ok so literally no-one has guessed all the things I changed in this pic surprisingly so: their pink noses are now flesh toned their blue eyebags
the-absolute-funniest-posts: territorialcreep: squigglydigg: radekal: So I did that challenge where you try to recreate any game/movie/book cover using only clip art and comic sans. Yes, those are onion rings. IT’S ACTUALLY REALLY CLOSE OMG i need
the-absolute-best-posts: caffeinatedcrafting: Who says you need to order carry out for fried rice? Ingredients: ½ Cup brown whole grain rice Onion, Diced Carrots, Diced 1 Egg Olive Oil Soy Sauce Vinegar Instructions: Steam Rice for 45 min, add