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She clapped the dick rite out the asshole w that phatty…
bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the way
leslieknope: shoutout to the best onion article of all time
Booker T & the M G ’s - Green Onions (Original / HQ audio) classic classic classic
ihavenojob: mylifeisyoours: stupidcrime: yourwebguide: Watch all your favorite shows HERE! SNL Comedy Central Shows The Onion AND MORE! Follow this link or just follow where the image leads to. You’re welcome! Oh my god I actually was just looking
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wtfsocialjustice: and yes, the article was from the onion
valvala: kotakucom: Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. Along with the bun, it’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce getting its color from squid ink. G O T H
thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. Andy Borowitz is still a satire writer(most of the time), regardless of outlet.
rocketotaku:shamebats:Things To Never Say To Someone Who Just Came Out by the Onion.The people deserve to see screenshots of the best ones
“Magic lies in between things, between the day and the night, between yellow and blue, between any two things.” ~Charles de Lint, The Onion Girl
sumisa-lily:“Magic lies in between things, between the day and the night, between yellow and blue, between any two things.” ~Charles de Lint, The Onion Girl
carson-drew-it: ONION BRO SHIRT — So here it is guys! This is just a mockup, but I’ll be making the silk screen and protoypes this week! I’ll do a photoset of the whole t-shirt and silk screening process once it’s complete!
wander-to-the-stars-above: petehix: chrisdemaraisofficial: transposing: milkti: lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait a sec is that
starshapes: petehix: chrisdemaraisofficial: milkti: pyreclaws: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait a sec is that a hair in the cheese oh my god is that a doge
iamianbrooks: theonion: Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
yo-its-matt: jonah-dean: maisonderriere: The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message. It’s directed at Jeremy from CinemaSins and
decodingmystery: A planet in the 4th is what you’re absolutely not seen as, but what you deeply are. Planets here are hidden from view. Not in an 8th house way of suppressing the planets due to fear, or a 12th house way of repressing the planets due
wonton-solo: wander-to-the-stars-above: petehix: chrisdemaraisofficial: transposing: milkti: lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait
opalisagoddess replied to your post “hmph, my TV’s guide lists a rerun of “Onion Trade” for May 21st…” i think it might be real and that really sucks >:( shikai-of-the-4th-world replied to your post “hmph, my TV’s guide lists
mayor dewey replied to your post: anonymous asked:Hey do you know w…is Lucky! a refernce to when in onion trade the GUYS machine said lucky after steven got a dave guypossibly! Though I think it might be a reference to Super Mario RPG (the game
I love the mis-matched chairs at their dinner table. It reminds me of when I was a kid and we just had a bunch of random chairs since we didn’t have a set or anything. Our table was right smack in the middle of the kitchen too!
My little sister is on her way home from space camp and they’re passing through Georgia and she’s geeking out at the billboards for the same reason I would, haha
raunchysub: If Your faggot thinks the onions You’re chopping for dinner will make him cry, just wait until he meets the fart You’re about to rip straight into his fucking face. Then the pig will really have something to cry about. And so will You
iamianbrooks: theonion:Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
myrtlebroadbelt: The Lord of the Rings + The Onion headlines
papasmoke: papasmoke: the funniest glitch gif ive ever seen is that one of the onion knight standing on that rock waving then becoming the rock
proudgayconservative: commissionerdonovan: i thought this was the onion but The Washington Post headline is the best one.
one-time-i-dreamt: The only thing that makes this article funnier is the fact that it is a real story and not something from The Onion
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street. True, but if your county has a high number of liens/dwindling tax base you can stay in the house
geekscoutcookies: te-amo-corazon: the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point
milkti: lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait a sec is that a hair in the cheese
petehix: chrisdemaraisofficial: transposing: milkti: lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait a sec is that a hair in the cheese
iamianbrooks:theonion:Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
peanutbutterbandwidth: If your mother dies a great warrior and your father ran away from a death sentence, fuck shit up. Become the lady of Bear Island. Reject Frowny as your king. Ignore the fuck out of kissasses. Respect the onion man who recognizes
ugly-bread: iamianbrooks: theonion:Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
supercalifragilisticosteoporosis: papasmoke: papasmoke: the funniest glitch gif ive ever seen is that one of the onion knight standing on that rock waving then becoming the rock It’s 4 AM and I am not surprised by this post
sugarkat: The Onion has been mocking the ever-loving shit out of how cable news networks have been covering the events in Boston today. It’s so beautiful.
conqueredcocks: The Onion recently listed the pros and cons of doing the procedure, Whoa, that last one. Come on guys 😜 Lol
lizardsister:bumblebeesnees:lizardsister:good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil………. Panties hit the FLOOR you know it sister
ugly-bread: iamianbrooks: theonion: Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
