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afternoonsnoozebutton: simply-war: The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes Shout out to The Onion for reminding us that there are more important things to be worried about than what celebrities are wearing. The Onion goes hard
watch helplessly as STEVEN and ONION trade minds and then fight to the finish while trapped inside a DEATH MAZE! ONION TRADE!!! the next wonderful episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boarded by LAMAR ABRAMS!
In honor of our new episode tonight, the Crewniverse is eating marshmallow Onion heads! We took them up to the roof and bathed them in fire! We didn’t even have to crash our moped! Thanks to Christy Cohen!
troffie: Special Edition Collab Promo!TONIGHT AT 6PM! The 3rd episode of the 3rd Steven Bomb: ONION FRIEND! The first episode boarded by LAMAR ABRAMS & KATIE MITROFF!!! An episode about friendship… or IS IT? DON’T MISS IT!!
Wasn’t it positively endearing the way he almost destroyed Beach City?
Hey, it’s me again, Cool Anon #24601! Part 2 of 5. The blue text is Night Blogger Steven. The green text is Night Blogger Rose. The white text is Onion. What do you think? (Submitted by anonymous)
For quite a while, Onion stood out among the cast as someone or something that just did not belong. He doesn’t speak, he doesn’t eat, he behaves incredibly bizarrely even for a little kid, and even Steven isn’t sure whether or not he’s human.Onion
If anything, the ocean’s in more danger from Onion than Onion from the ocean.
thessalian:therearenogirlsontheinternets:The Onion knows the real score So, the Onion just gave up on satire altogether, is what we’re saying. Can’t say I blame it.
mysteryplantgirl: castielhasthephoneb0x: i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM this makes my heart smile
xxromancegirlxx:ezriela:No one loves the ‘Bloomin’ Onion/Onion Blossom’ thing more than Spike:☆ And of course, this: ✪ Spike’s obsession with the onion things has to be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen lol.
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it Only reason I think the Onion published it because the number is actually probably higher <_<
misstylersmith: [The Doctor catches Rose crying in the kitchen] Doctor: Hey, are you okay? Rose, tearful: Yeah, it was just the onions Doctor, angrily towards the onions: What the fuck did you say to my Rose?!
esotericaltilde: kittening: the onion on point yet again #this post wont last very long #the feminists will find it eventually #then all hell breaks loose Tom, honey The Onion is a satirical newspaper this article is a joke about the way women
Yo, on my TV’s guide “Lars and the Cool Kids” has a description now: “Steven and Lars get into magical trouble when they hang with the town’s cool children” Its pretty basic but hey its more info than we had on it
neo-rama: watch helplessly as STEVEN and ONION trade minds and then fight to the finish while trapped inside a DEATH MAZE! ONION TRADE!!! the next wonderful episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boarded by LAMAR ABRAMS!
wearethecrystalfems: The gems weren’t overpowered by Onion. They obviously have a strict no-hurting humans policy and also they can’t kill a kid, come on now. If Onion were a gem monster, he would have been demolished.
loverlyness: Okay, I’ve been seeing Onion getting a lot of hate/criticism on the su tag and I just wanna voice my thoughts. Onion is like the youngest character we’ve seen on the show so far (other than the infant being kissed by the mayor). It looks
crystal-gems: therobotmonster: Ranger Guy (Best of all the Guys!) I was inspired by the Ranger G.U.Y.S. figure in this past week’s episode of Steven Universe, “Onion Trade”. It was a fun little McGuffin, so I cranked out a 3d printable version
stevencrewniverse: A selection of Character, Prop and Effect designs from the Steven Universe episode: Onion Trade Art Direction: Elle Michalka Lead Character Designer: Danny Hynes Character Designer: Colin Howard Prop Designer: Angie Wang Color:
stevencrewniverse: A selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Onion Trade Art Direction: Elle Michalka Design: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus Paint: Jasmin Lai
bpd-amethyst: kazy-sa: Steven Universe, “Old Friends” preview (maybe “Onion House”?)The clip marked “Onion House” on On Demand is actually Cry For Help, so I’m not sure how accurate this one is. UMYOU GUYS !!!! this is definitely “Onion
mega-madridista-4-life: Steven Universe - Onion Friend (full episode)Here’s the full episode in 720p!Download link’s in the description of the video.I post SU episodes every day. Enjoy!
neo-rama: Steven, NO! don’t join that GANG! they hang out in the woods and do strange things! you’re a GOOD kid Steven Universe. I don’t wanna see you go down the wrong path! ONION GANG! the next all new episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE! boarded by Katie
Steven hangs out with Onion in the next all-new episode of Steven Universe, “Onion Gang”! Starting in just 45 minutes!
Meet Onion’s secret friends in “Onion Gang”, the next new episode of Steven Universe! But you gotta wait a half an hour.Don’t worry, it’ll go by before you know it.
Aww, that was a cute episode! I really like how even though Onion is odd he’s also just a kid who genuinely likes Steven. Onion gets a bad rap, I think, ‘cause he’s odd and its read as vaguely sinister, so I do like how whenever the show does go
There’s a cute photo of Greg on top of the puzzle box the in the background when Steven and Onion are by the window
thevipersnake: I haven’t done a Steven Universe fanart in a while :oSo here is one I did in my sketchbook for relaxing. There is almost all the gems present in the serie (+ Greg and Onion :3 ) (except fusions)LOVE this show
poopyshitty:i’m no film expert so i may be way off base here but seeing a lot of ppl repeating this “death of film lighting” narrative about glass onion and like … did we watch the same movie because the way they used lighting was insane!!! movies
Fiona - Onion - Cartoon PinUp SketchRemember DAT scene from the movie :PYou asked, I got intrigued too, so here’s the back view on this onion :) Previous one with Fiona is here.——————Commissions are closed now. If
exac: reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion
guardians-of-the-food: Hamburger Onion Mushroom Frittata
lightspeedsound: blackjahjah: the onion tried y’all. afternoonsnoozebutton: simply-war: The 6 Best Dresses At The Golden Globes Shout out to The Onion for reminding us that there are more important things to be worried about than what celebrities are
misssuzyvalentine: esotericaltilde: kittening: the onion on point yet again #this post wont last very long #the feminists will find it eventually #then all hell breaks loose Tom, honey The Onion is a satirical newspaper this article is a joke
beautifulpicturesofhealthyfood: Baked Blooming Onion…RECIPE It’s really easy to cut the onion this way - Lay the onion on the cutting board so that the flat side (that you just cut) is facing downward. Then use a knife to section the onion into 16ths,
ditzyalpaca:fuckdamn: hozey-nevergoingtochurch: maplebungus: heartshapedbasil: your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions Who’s fucking carmelizing onions? Have
I hope they make more knives out movies, it’s an original series which is refreshing in this day and age, it’s good, I watched glass onion without watching the og and had to go back to watch the og, its monster of the week style, a detective
rabioheab: imagine if instead of making you cry onions made you really really mad. as you cut up the onions you get progressively more angry until you punch a hole in your wall and burn your house down and 95% of crimes were caused by onion induced rage
thisdiscontentedwinter: So everyone knows The Onion posts this whenever it has to? But did you know that Australia’s answer to The Onion, The Betoota Advocate, posts this one?
the-onion-slut: I used to be a straight A student Now I’m not even straight
so what if Onion has a pet mouse and he feeds Steven’s food to it and it shows that Onion albeit creepy, has a soft sideor what if Amethyst transforms into a mouse to scurry around Onion’s home to find out what the shit is going on in there
philparmas: quick heads up: “vidalia” is a species of onion, which makes me think this girl is the mother of sour cream and onion. marty is almost CERTAINLY sour cream’s dad. just look at the damn resemblance and also the age difference–this
The “Silly looking guy who´s actually pretty awesome and ends having a son with a beautiful lady” duo.
The Onion Headlines as Ghibli films
artemispanthar: So, for the week of the 13th it seems like we haveMonday: Cry for HelpTuesday: Keystone MotelWednesday: Onion FriendThursday: Historical FrictionFriday: ??? (no listing yet)these do sound like legit SU episode titles. I can’t really
I had a lovely follower give me a link to Onion Friend (dunno how they got to watch it but it was the real deal) and I thought it was real cute! We also get to see a familiar face ;D basically everything the fandom theorized with that Particular family