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bubblegumdefective: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens just gonna keep reblogging
theonion: PRO Creates additional tax revenue to be withheld from women’s health care Bold new frontier of Yelp reviews CON Sex is wrong One more group we’re forced to acknowledge as human beings More.
theonion: Stouffer’s Debuts New Frozen Meals To Bring Neighbors After Death In Family
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Obama Gently Guides Michelle’s Hand As She Maneuvers Drone Joystick
‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While Hugging Carly Fiorina On Rally Stage
theonion: U.S. Loses U.N. Membership After Soapy Bo Obama Jumps Up On Secretary-General
theonion: Did You Know?
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theonion: Babbling, Grinning Mitch McConnell Demands EMTs Loading Him On Stretcher Vote Yes On Healthcare Bill WASHINGTON—A crazed grin spreading across his face as his eyes darted wildly from one paramedic to another, sources said Tuesday that a babbling
theonion: When Lindsey Graham and I released our healthcare bill earlier this month, we knew it would elicit a full-throated response. Citizens across this country are deeply concerned about such an important issue, and these days, you simply can’t
theonion:Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing Wire
Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never Coming Back WASHINGTON—Announcing their findings amongst a series of whimpers and yelps, pet researchers confirmed Friday that 100 percent of owners who leave for work are never coming
literallyunbelievable:dumb ass feminists
the-unpopular-opinions: many of the onions on here are not really opinions, they are facts. if you say i think in front of something (example: i think huskies are cute) that is a fact, because you really do think that. if you want to say an opinion,
The Onion’s AV Club is now posting great recap coverage of Steven Universe- They’re now doing a trial run of the next few episodes to see if readers are interested, so give them a visit and show your support!
Regular ol’ noodles and butter! Definitely the most complicated recipe Christy Cohen has done for episode snack.
THE FULL SET IS COMPLETE! I ignored original Greed BTW, because we hardly knew him. Ling Greed was more important to the Brotherhood storyline. If I was going to draw original Greed, he would be Marty.
Onion Tales: The Reckoning.
*pushes those shitty parts of the internet aside**is left with 3 users, a picture of an onion, half a KB of porn and 0.000000001% of tumblr* Good yes
blackteaandbones: theonion: BROOKLYN, NY—Her combative reaction seeming to come out of nowhere, local woman Monica Respers on Wednesday was reportedly getting all defensive about her inherent worth and selfhood. “It’s like I can’t say a single
The Onion Headlines as Ghibli films
onion-souls: “You can dual-wield pyromancy flames…won’t do shit, but it looks sweet.” -Queelana of Izalith
the hard part about that NSA twitter thing is it’s clickhole, which I think is onion affiliated, and the onion is pure parody. so I’m not sure how serious this is.
onion-breath: i couldn’t find my watercolor brushes and had to use my finger TT^TT eremin because i needed to draw something sappy
the-spectre-of-communism:God, the Onion truly is impeccable
The Onion’s Tips For Buying A Wedding Present
“Onion Friend” was a really sweet episode and its pretty much exactly what I wanted! A positive Amethyst episode and Vidalia! It’s even better than I was expecting too (I was kind of in the ballpark with my theory last night, but mostly way off),
the-hetaera: millythehippie: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit Oh
the-onion-slut: I used to be a straight A student Now I’m not even straight
NOT AN ONION ARTICLE OF THE DAY: Glenn Beck Says He Supports Black Lives Matter, Thinks Trump Is 'Unhinged'
satokivi2: A stuffed doll Ringabel was released!He is totally like an…onion.http://dengekionline.com/elem/000/000/979/979766/
onion-souls:My subconscious
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the-onion-slut: my head is like that scene in homestuck where terezi screams at john to fix things but instead of writing down instructions she draws some question marks and instead of following them john eats the scarf
the world’s smallest onion
The “Fall in love with a Crystal Gem” trinity is complete
