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thequeencherokeedass: Drunk on the elevator
dbareactions: When the Oracle team asked if I wanted a login to play around with I like onions. This is logical.
evaded: overwhelminq: adultrebel: The greatest roommate pranks ever! Literally they think of everything! The cups around the room prank is CLASSIC! The onion covered carmel “apples” omg, my roommate would hate me. Hmm…
isagrimorie: hedda62: isagrimorie:kindaoffkilter: savhcaro:kindaoffkilter:I feel like a completely oblivious idiot that I never noticed the windows at the library made yellow squares until Karma. Even then, I thought maybe the yellow was tape or someth
sucymemebabaran: my mom does this, but with the lettuce too. and the sauce. and the pickles. and everything but the cheese and the onions. she orders a burger and then picks everything off of it instead of just ordering it without the stuff she doesn’t
theonion: Nation Starting To Realize New Era Of American Innovation Never Gonna Happen: Full Report The sad thing is even though the source is the onion, this article could actually be sort of considered true :(
widadxoxo: mrcomeup: #obama that’s definitely a first, my God. What… the… fuck?! Is this The Onion or do I need to check the temperature in hell?
alexisthenedd: jonah-dean: maisonderriere: The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message. It was me and i got it
Oh happy Monday everyone!what a way to start the week with a request dump, have an onion!
iamianbrooks: theonion: Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
A selection of Character, Prop and Effect designs from the Steven Universe episode: Onion Trade Art Direction: Elle Michalka Lead Character Designer: Danny Hynes Character Designer: Colin Howard Prop Designer: Angie Wang Color: Tiffany Ford Color
A selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Onion Trade Art Direction: Elle Michalka Design: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus Paint: Jasmin Lai
A selection of Characters and Props from the Steven Universe episode: Onion FriendArt Direction: Jasmin LaiLead Character Designer: Danny HynesCharacter Designer: Colin HowardProp Designer: Angie WangColor: Efrain Farias, Hans Tseng
Part 1 of a selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Onion FriendArt Direction: Jasmin LaiDesign: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, and Sam BosmaPaint: Amanda Winterstein and Ricky CometaOnion Friend Backgrounds Part 2
Part 2 of a selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Onion FriendArt Direction: Jasmin LaiDesign: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, and Sam BosmaPaint: Amanda Winterstein and Ricky CometaOnion Friend Backgrounds Part 1
intindra: Some layout work for “the Good Lars”, which was oddly one my favorite episodes I’ve worked on. I’ve improved since then but I’m still very fond of the layouts I’ve done. Plus I got to do this cute drawing of the Onion family.
I’m my own mom, and you’re her too. The both of us, together. We are Rose Quartz.
Future vision saves the day once again
ciaonaomikai: so i was talkig with @aloezaki … ID RATHER HAVE A FIGURE OF THE HUGE ASS CRACK THAT JASPER FELL IN OVER THAT FUCKFACED ONION
proudgayconservative: commissionerdonovan: i thought this was the onion but The Washington Post headline is the best one.
cornbeefroast: I THOUGHT I GRABBED AN ONION BAGEL THIS ISN’T ONION ITS JALAPEÑO ;___; OH NO RIP
sour cream and onion is the best flavor ever made
ugly-bread: iamianbrooks: theonion:Gay Conversion Therapists Claim Most Patients Fully Straight By The Time They Commit Suicide Sometimes the Onion writers wake up in the morning and decide they will not be fucking around with anything that day
My soup It’s mostly just random cans of vegetables, a couple cans of v8, mushrooms, onions, three cans of chicken breast, and some spices. Oh and a little broccoli and some spinach. I cooked the onions, mushrooms, spinach, and chicken separately
jonah-dean: maisonderriere: The Onion’s review of Mamma Mia 2 is the only one I need I feel like this is directed at a specific person. I don’t know who but I hope they got the message.
papasmoke: papasmoke: the funniest glitch gif ive ever seen is that one of the onion knight standing on that rock waving then becoming the rock
monkeysky: drsonic1: krobats: yoshis10: krobats: joyisnothere: krobats: rest in peace you fucking onion fairy are you fucking kidding me?! this movie made my heart wither and die and you call fuckin celebi a fuckin onion fairy? rest in peace
iamoutofideas:olivicat:gookgod:taurielbabe:Prime Minister Tony Abbott eats an onion, skin and all, while touring an onion farm in Tasmania.this is fucked This is like something you’d see an alien trying to fit in do, like take a massive bite out of
arcanabreak: Quick comic cause I’m a loser that accidentally inked on the sketch layer I really liked this headcanon about onion and I did a thing (｡´∀｀)ﾉ ; u;
frettedwithgoldenfire: The Onion just released this threatening email they received from Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen in 2013 and even in your Onion
people-should-all-be-onions: isthisjustphantasy: fishtwigz: I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it.. the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO
I wonder how old Onion is supposed to be. He’s, like, half the size of Steven and Steven is pretty small. So I assume he’s younger than Steven, so maybe 7 or something? Not that we know Steven’s exact age anyway so it’s hard to
Some more examples of Pearl’s animated speaking and gesticulating. Not as strong as the first examples but they still demonstrate the habit. I anticipate seeing more of this as the show goes on.Part of a series on Pearl’s expressiveness, see
Just one hour until the Stevenbomb continues with “Onion Friend”!
Get ready for part 3 of the Stevenbomb, “Onion Friend”, starting in only 15 minutes!
stevencrewniverse: Part 2 of a selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Onion FriendArt Direction: Jasmin LaiDesign: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, and Sam BosmaPaint: Amanda Winterstein and Ricky CometaOnion Friend Backgrounds Part 1
stevencrewniverse: Part 1 of a selection of Backgrounds from the Steven Universe episode: Onion FriendArt Direction: Jasmin LaiDesign: Steven Sugar, Emily Walus, and Sam BosmaPaint: Amanda Winterstein and Ricky CometaOnion Friend Backgrounds Part 2
stevencrewniverse: A selection of Characters and Props from the Steven Universe episode: Onion FriendArt Direction: Jasmin LaiLead Character Designer: Danny HynesCharacter Designer: Colin HowardProp Designer: Angie WangColor: Efrain Farias, Hans Tseng
Just one hour to go until “Onion Gang”, the next all-new episode of Steven Universe!
Just 15 minutes to go until “Onion Gang”, the newest episode of Steven Universe!
wikihow: Are Those Tears of Joy?Tip: Place the onion in the freezer for 1-5 minutes beforehand to avoid getting tears in your eyes!To check out all 4 Ways to Cut an Onion, go here.
nononimousq133: The more I think about it the more likely it seems that the onion babbies will turn against their “father,” the whole theme of this gaiden is parenthood, it’s been in every chapter and in this one there was the contrast between
exac: reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onion
platonic-sleepover: bbuckybarness: the onion getting too real The onion is as real as it gets sometimes
thatonelesbiangirl: prince-of-hopeless-romance: thatonelesbiangirl: Have I never told you all the onion story from work oh my god whats the onion story omg im curious back when I just started at Subway I was having a really bad day since it was one
Earlier Nick and I were in the kitchen getting dinner ready. I was chopping the onion and adding it to the chicken and Nick played some funk music while he put away the dishes and honestly those are the moments I live for because it’s my favorite thing
Lamb meatballs and onion sauce over mashed potatoes. I’ve never cooked with lamb before but it makes better meatballs than beef 😋 Perfect for the colder weather and very filling 😊
Too weird for Onion is pretty dang weird.
caprisunsport: caprisunsport: the thing im gonna miss the most about the obama administration is the onions articles about joe biden
marquis-lizbian:cipheramnesia:special-support-section:I can’t believe The Onion made it this whole year without just unironically printing the actual real news headline just as a kind of statement on its own. i wanna know how many Onion headlines had
thesobsister: The Incredible String Band, The 5000 Spirits or the Layers of the Onion
icy-brunette: evaded: overwhelminq: adultrebel: The greatest roommate pranks ever! Literally they think of everything! The cups around the room prank is CLASSIC! The onion covered carmel “apples” omg, my roommate would hate me. Hmm…
formaldehyde-frogs: flaming-fruitcake: blackqueerblog: i wish somebody looked at me like the way he looked at that onion That final scream @colacharm
From Storyboard Artist Lamar Abrams: no…NOT THAT!!! ONION has created a WATERMELON clone of STEVEN! they become LOCKED in a heated battle to see who the better STEVEN is! don’t miss WATERMELON STEVEN!!! the next very good episode of STEVEN UNIVERSE!
