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Steven Universe’s trial recaps continue at The Onion AV Club with a recap of “Steven’s Lion”! According to their columnist, we’re on the edge of becoming a regular feature! Please give all of their reviews a visit and leave
discount-supervillain:Connie as Tiger Millionaire’s new partner, CEOcelot Gaoward: Evening, sports fans. I’m Gaoward Nosell with Hik Snare, and welcome to the final round of the Beach City Brawlapalooza!Hik: Try saying that 50 times fast. Woo!Gaow
And that’s the story of how the Beach City Shooting Range had to be rebuilt
lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit
I’m totally imagining Wirt and Beatrice (still as a bird) singing “I See The Light” from Rapunzel and suddenly ninjas started cutting onions in my own bedroom. How weird is that?
polysixx: nanothefox: aplatonicjacuzzi: aether-eyes: The full video, for context: Oh my god The onion has some fuckin solid content y’all need to check out their YouTube if you haven’t.
cynfactory: traiteurr: The X Files + The Onion Headlines pt 2/? Best.
drinking-tea-at-midnight: socialistexan: “The Leftist SJW Snowflakes can’t take a joke, triggered?” Sean Hannity spent an entire segemant of his show yelling at the Onion for writing a satrical article about him. Donald Trump got Kathy Griffin
disteal: Hey if you’re feeling bad here’s some of the articles The Onion is putting out literal days after unionizing
mustardismadefrommustardseeds: socialist-tomfoolery: abolishtocreate: capatalismnt: capatalismnt: The USA are a hellscape this whole fucking post reads like satire but its not America is putting The Onion out of business
rythen: The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around
beggars-opera:Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around
ruffboijuliaburnsides: bork-dog: amishfighterpilot: the onion doing god’s work I thought that the first one was real frankly so did I
whycantwegivellove:why is the onion the most truthful news source
“I’m not as trusting as people think I am. Sure, I see the best in people, but that doesn’t mean it’s really there.” ~Charles de Lint, The Onion Girl
sumisa-lily:“I’m not as trusting as people think I am. Sure, I see the best in people, but that doesn’t mean it’s really there.” ~Charles de Lint, The Onion Girl
starshapes: petehix: chrisdemaraisofficial: transposing: milkti: lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait a sec is that a hair
tzun: Pretty soon The Onion will be the place we go for facts instead of jokes.
valvala: kotakucom: Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. Along with the bun, it’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce getting its color from squid ink. G O T H
theawesomeadventurer: all the art of Amethyst from the Onion preview > .< <3
laniemoriarty: And in years to come you’ll wanderTo the place up on our hillAnd then you’ll cry to our painted sky‘I loved him then, I love him still’ — The Amazing Devil, “Elsa’s Song”
kazucrash:knifeandlighter reblogged your photo:Super Adventure Rockman Publisher: Capcom…well, as geeky as these guys looked, at least they werent named infinity mijinion, or duff mcwhalen the irish-american…Forgetting someone? megaman x7 is best
laurbyboom:The Onion (6 years ago!) calling for the death of a sitting US Senator and others *by name*, agitating harder than even most explicitly leftist non-comedic media outlets
atomicbubblegum: trans-sailor-neptune: the onion has been killing it recently The whole thing is gold, but here especially: “I’m tired of simply trying to enjoy escapist stories in which people are tortured and experimented upon at black sites run
exac:reading headlines in 2015: shit the onion tricked me again reading headlines in 2016: please be the onionYou know we’re fucked when reality is completely indiscernible from what would normally be blatant satire…
beggars-opera: Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around
lizdexia: The West Wing + The Onion headlines, 1/?
mage-cat: seams-unusualpdx: thebibliosphere: byordinarymeans: theonion: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,”
buzzfeed: mage-cat: seams-unusualpdx: thebibliosphere: byordinarymeans: theonion: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it
darlingcyclops: itsdeepforhappypeople: thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. I CSAN T STOP LAGUHGING The state I live in, everyone
Some amazingly adorable drawings by Rebecca Sugar and Ian Jones-Quartey my sister and I got during the Steven Universe signing. Top two are my sister’s (one is a poster, one is that shirt she won), the bottom left is one my mom got for my brother
marblefortress: stevencrewniverse: Steven Universe’s trial recaps continue at The Onion AV Club with a recap of “Steven’s Lion”! According to their columnist, we’re on the edge of becoming a regular feature! Please give all of their
I don’t know which confuses me more, that Lion has a phone or that Onion has a phone and Steven has his number
I like how in “Doug Out” you can tell Onion is attempting to describe the figures that were following him, making a motion like something was bigand then flapping his arms to indicate something with wingsHe also attempts to express that he didn’t
lavivalaura: After a long absence here on Tumblr, I’m back with a full illustration of the main characters from SU. Guess who’s my favourite? Can’t you spot the shiny, happy smile on Greg’s face? He’s so precious, I love him too much. Maybe
shainecomeback: texadison: freedom-star: ihopericksantorum: motoroladroid: I swear to god this is a real news story. Not the Onion. Click through for the full thing. No one is more obsessed with balls than Rick Santorum. ^ THAT COMMENT He doesn’t
t92marihoene: mediumaevum: I wanted to share with you our Serbian traditional way of dying Easter eggs - no artificial colors or dyes needed. Put any leaves you like on the surface of the egg and carefully place them in a stocking. Boil these eggs
cleophatracominatya: mentalvegetarian: prettyboyshyflizzy: -teesa-: 6.18.15“Fox News just makes my fucking head explode.” The onion is more credible than Fox News Faux News must really be paying the negroes well to get on national television
incorrect-zelda-quotes: Link: *crying in the kitchen*Sidon: babe, are you alright?Link: yeah, it’s just these onionsSidon: *to the onions* What did you say to my boyfriend?
serdirewolf: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion I feel bad for the wife tbh
nicholemarye: Permanent Guest~ “Not Shin!” “Not the onion!”SasuSaku Month 2015Week 4: The After Years Day 22: Baby ShoesHer smiles are more prominent that day, plastered on her lips and she’s absolutely radiating, as if she’d just found
fluffynerd: fatants: brook: the onion is being way too real rn Where was all this helpful info when I was growing up?! If only I knew this before I still think the best way to avoid it all is to, just not be black. If Michele did it then I can do
samvasnormandy: dirtysouf: reverseracism: Believe me when I say, I thought this was an Onion Article. somebody remind me who sam smith is the out of drag Adele tribute
traiteurr: The X Files + The Onion Headlines pt 1/?
chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: gregwuzhere: chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes: THIS FROM THE ONION. Home ownership is a myth, don’t pay your property taxes and your shit is going in the street.
squidsticks:I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.
blackberryshawty: Not to sound ethnic but I’ve never once eaten anything as an adult and thought “this is too spicy” or “this has too much garlic” or “the flavor of the onions is overpowering”
kayla-bird: valvala: kotakucom: Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. Along with the bun, it’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce getting its color from squid ink.
theasgardiandetective: peoplefully: theasgardiandetective: peoplefully: Its funny how mad my friends get over savoury muffins lol I’m only crying over the onions I’m putting into these sweet muffins I DID NOT RAISE U TO BE THE KIND OF PERSON
voidbat: prozd:bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the wayMy new favorite headline, holy shit.i’ve seen this posted to a few right-wing sites and am dying at how far they’re
just-shower-thoughts:The Onion might go bankrupt because they can’t compete against the reality now
privilegedlittlecunt: sharky-head:jetgreguar:bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the wayim fucking howlingpro-bees-anti-feminism is at again. I think my favorite part was when he
snackerforker-of-niemor: psxgfx: what really makes this for me is that I heard that all the photos in their articles are reader submissions, and The Onion makes up a headline to go with them.
lizardsister:good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil……….
