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“I would never pull out your teeth one by one or insult your clothing.”
neighborhoodbooty: DAMN ANGELA JOLIE SHE IS THE ASS QUEEN HER PUSSY IS SACRED! Its aurora jolie but yes she str8 butt no puss & i love her 4 it
iknow-youlike: Kiara Mia. Fucking/Jodiendo. For Brazzers. Dudo que yo le aguante 5 minutos. Oh wow, dint kno she was goin full anal hardcore, so glad porn got in on the thickness movement…
Ung, that 1st one w the face sit tho…
Scalia, Thomas, Roberts, Alito Suddenly Realize They Will Be Villains In Oscar-Winning Movie One Day
New Evidence Suggests God Also Had Incredibly Busty DaughterARABAH VALLEY, ISRAEL—In a discovery that biblical scholars say could alter our most fundamental understanding of Christianity, recently unearthed manuscripts suggest that in addition to
theonion: Sex Ed Vs. Abstinence-Only Education
theonion: Obama Returns From Trade Summit With 5 Stout Ships Full Of Cardamom, Silk, And Indigo WASHINGTON— Exhausted, berimed with salt, and haggard from his long sea journey, but nevertheless triumphant as he guided his fleet to port following
literallyunbelievable: Her poor family
clickholeofficial: This Woman Tried To Put Chapstick On A Cat And It’s Definitely Not Going Viral Follow us on Vine
Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do
Obama: ‘Help Us Destroy Jesus And Start A New Age Of Liberal Darkness’
theonion: Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands
theonion:WASHINGTON—Expressing concerns about a potentially disastrous scandal, President Trump reportedly confided to White House officials Friday that he was terrified that his sexual assault victims would someday come forward. “I’m seeing all
Pizza. Always. (at The Onion)
canape-official: bradleyswhitford: the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore
outofcontextdnd: We decided the onion-like NPC race we discovered didn’t have enough fun in their villiage, so we taught them basketball. This is what happened during a small break.
iwilleatyourenglish: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens DONE. THE ONION NAILED.
gaycrime: wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
davidmalki: Excerpts from Life magazine, 1928, and The Onion, 2013
tastefullyoffensive: via The Onion
whitepeoplemakemesick: radicalrebellion: afternoonsnoozebutton: #notTheOnion (x) ^ my first thought really was “is this the Onion?” wouldn’t it be cool if the FBI and CIA would stop terrorizing middle eastern people for existing
kingzncrooks: kingjaffejoffer: bigbossoflegends: kingjaffejoffer: This video was so cringey This isn’t the onion? Unfortunately not lol… the look on her face. Man Matt Damon how could you do this?
tzun: Pretty soon The Onion will be the place we go for facts instead of jokes.
rythen: The onion isnt even in the vicinity of fucking around
valvala: kotakucom: Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. Along with the bun, it’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce getting its color from squid ink. G O T H
bindingcoil:commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion butthe video for this is fucking incredible by the way
byordinarymeans: theonion: Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure Would that I could turn back the hand of time and warn the onion staffer who penned this piece. “Is it worth it,” I would ask. “Is it worth it?”
uglyadult: this super annoying girl i know constantly posts articles from The Onion assuming their real and this is the most ridiculous one yet im so done
theanti90smovement: thecrimsonalchemist: mvercillo: (x) This is a real article. Not by the Onion. Somebody actually said these things and wrote these words. I…. what. “The New Yorker is an American magazine of reportage, commentary, criticism,
sirmitchell: The Onion nailed it, I guess the truth is sometimes easier than satire.
starshapes: petehix: chrisdemaraisofficial: transposing: milkti: lidstrom: pyreclaws: masato-indou: whittacker: 39 mega pixel photo of a burger I can see the goddamn cell walls in the onion holy fucking shit wait a sec is that a hair
takemetocoffin-or-losemeforever: Interview with the Vampire + The Onion headlines
thatpettyblackgirl: whyyoustabbedme: A moment of silence for The Onion who is clearly the most prominent victim under President Trump. You couldn’t make up funnier headlines in 2019.
disteal: Hey if you’re feeling bad here’s some of the articles The Onion is putting out literal days after unionizing
beggars-opera: Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around
ruffboijuliaburnsides: bork-dog: amishfighterpilot: the onion doing god’s work I thought that the first one was real frankly so did I
whycantwegivellove:why is the onion the most truthful news source
beggars-opera:Once again, The Onion is not even in the general vicinity of fucking around
istandonsnowpiles:ayeforscotland:The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.Absolutely ragging on the NYT amazing
ayeforscotland:The Onion’s journalism is the only journalism that matters. Holy fuck.
squidsticks: I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.
post-store:satanic-lymphatic: literaryreference: The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it I thought this was a Ted talk ฬ.99
guardianofscrewingup: thatsbelievable: Source: The New York Tattler, July 8, 1909. 1909, wow. I didn’t know the Onion had that long of a publication history.
elpatron56: thinksquad: It’s Senate Bill 6301, proposes to license bicycle “operators”. First of all I want to stress, this is not a satirical piece from The Onion. This is an actual bill, sponsored by a Washington State Senator. The bill proposes
squidsticks:I like how the Onion realised that nothing it could write would ever be as bizarre as the current events of 2017, and has instead taken to brutally honest commentary.
literaryreference:The Peel is an offshoot of the Onion but honestly if someone told me this was real slam poetry I wouldn’t even question it
markgreenes: the walking dead + the onion headlines (insp)
mushious: 13. Hmmm. That’s a good question XD My favourite play style is to sit there behind an onion’s worth of layered defenses and be immune to anything going on in the game around me while my opponents annihilate each other. And i give
ehem, what the fuck? (But no, really, this is hillarious. I love The Onion xD)
prettyboyshyflizzy: -teesa-: 6.18.15“Fox News just makes my fucking head explode.” The onion is more credible than Fox News What the fuck.
