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seigneurruei: Wow, at first i thought this was a Shelby Cross skit from the onion news network,that woman look so comedic with her face and reaction :x
thegobbler: Shaq Sits On Celtics Bench Enjoying Garbage Bag Filled With Popcorn (via The Onion)
trouserweasel: politicalsexkitten:This isn’t The Onion but wait–there’s more:
I might have missed the older part.
I can feel the evil in her
From character designer Danny Hynes: The official ketchup of Beach City Design by Angie Wang Color by Tiffany Ford
As you can plainly see, he’s thinking veerrrry hard trying to come up with someone who’s fit for the job. And available. And local. And lives with you
alpineshepardbadboy: bcs the onion (2/3)
weirdfluffyunicornpig: Captain America: Civil War the Onion headlines
Frugal Couple Saves Money By Making Own Porn
justsomeantifas: you ever see such extreme levels of hypocrisy you wonder if its actually from the onion?
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it
caathartic:The Onion has been so spot on recently
afternoonsnoozebutton: The Onion’s coverage on gay marriage has been on fire (x).
superagentpeggycarter: sometimes the onion is a little too real
bikiniarmorbattledamage: So it turns out we have The Onion for video games now. It’s called Point & Clickbait and so far it seems pretty awesome… and worryingly accurate in ways. - wincenworks
dimpuch: AtLA Book Three + The Onion Headlines (Book Two)
just-shower-thoughts: The Onion should do a factual article for April Fools to have everyone skeptical whether it is real or fake
lesbianheysel: Dark Souls 3 (and Gwyn and Gwyndolin) + The Onion
dimpuch:AtLA Book Two + The Onion Headlines (Book One/Book Three)
dimpuch: AtLA Book One + The Onion Headlines (Book Two/Book Three)
lizdexia: Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (2/?)
joekeerys: Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (1/?)
roxxieyo: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting
platinumvagina: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion #LOL i bet his wife is so dry
chuutoro:the onion going hard in its landing page layout again…i felt this in my soul:
coffingrover: Chunji & the Onion
Hillary’s Top Donor Just Bought The Onion — Started Publishing Propaganda Immediately
bradleyswhitford:the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore
fighting-naturalist: data (and friends) + the onion headlines
brook: the onion is being way too real rn
preciousjonathanbyers: stranger things + the onion
drinking-tea-at-midnight: patrickat: robstmartin: captain-snark: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically
weavemama: you know we have a problem when the onion says something true and serious
lieutenant-sapphic: Thor: Ragnarok + The Onion headlines (2/?)
sodomymcscurvylegs: Fox News out here bout to put The Onion out of business with headlines like this.
sirfrogsworth: Sometimes I forget how savage The Onion can be.
blairwitchz: stranger things season three+ the onion headlines
cryptid-sighting:cop-disliker69:The onion is going to get banned from Twitter
fulltimehabibti:i wanna thank the onion
ayeforscotland:The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.
xanthera: theonion: Mother Trying Her Best To Project Same Amount Of Insecurities Onto All Her Daughters #the onion is not even fucking around anymore
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: (x)It’s not even from The Onion
How to color eggs with onion shells.
foreverphantomhive: riverplants: foods that will poison cats: alcohol chocolate caffeine dairy products (adults turn lactose intolerant) fat trimmings, raw meat, eggs, fish grapes and raisins onions and garlic tuna (when not made for cats) xylitol
teacupthesauceror: inferrance: blazepress: These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different. i would like to view my dried tears then
marriedandfucking: marriedandfucking: It’s our anniversary this week. Well, two anniversaries really. Our wedding anniversary - 16 years, and swinging 2 years. This video “Who’s Fucking?” is from The Onion… and it’s fucking brilliant
gaycrime: wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
nanalew: i-misbehave: likeviolenceyoukill-me: Basically why he is one of my favourite humans ever I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ONION, BUT IT’S NOT…….. O_O Canada tava ligando de onde fera, do ESPAÇO!? não, pera..
sketchedatrocities: Lotta of weird things happened to Steven this Stevenbomb. Man it sure is great to be topical and on time. Addendum: I hear that people think that I changed the Onion scene to porn and not his birth-tape. Not that this affects
kayinnasaki: winterayars: oblivonion: make it stop It’s real D: I told you. I TOLD YOU. I WARNED YOU ABOUT THIS some stuff comes from real sources and just sounds very the onion-ny
mysharona1987:The Onion really ain’t fucking around.
shleg: “draw shrek in 3d maneuver gear” - fiztheancient 2013 (same pose as mikasa kaiyodo fig b/c i was looking at mine for ref) oh god the onion
suck-err: riverplants: foods dangerous to dogs: avocadoes alcohol raw bread dough caffeine chocolate grapes and raisins onions and garlic macadamia nuts raw salmon xylitol (artificial sweeteners) if you have a dog please reblog this You don’t need
do-not-touch-my-food:Roast Beef and Brie Sliders with Caramelized Onions
fatty-food: Burger w/ Andouille Sausage, peppers, onions, arugula, mozzarella, beer mustard - Table 9 by Sher Yip
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