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brook: the onion is being way too real rn
Cat Bountry vs. Earth
UH OH!
Beware the Onions. :B
januarybryant: Eliot: Listen, I take thinly sliced turkey, all right? I pan-sear it with some Sweet Maui onions, all right? Then I put a slice of Dill Havarti cheese and another slice of an heirloom tomato. All that goes on an everything bagel, and
afternoonsnoozebutton: The Onion’s coverage on gay marriage has been on fire (x).
sketchedatrocities: Lotta of weird things happened to Steven this Stevenbomb. Man it sure is great to be topical and on time. Addendum: I hear that people think that I changed the Onion scene to porn and not his birth-tape. Not that this affects
gaycrime: wow The Onion is dropping a lot of truth for a work of satire
weirdfluffyunicornpig: Captain America: Civil War + the Onion headlines
incorrectelementary: Elementary + The Onion headlines
cryptid-sighting:cop-disliker69:The onion is going to get banned from Twitter
veganfoody: Garam Masala Roasted Chickpeas
Gotta love the onion
theonion: Report: 95% Of Grandfathers Got Job By Walking Right Up And Just Asking | Subscribe To The Onion’s YouTube Channel
theonion: Kay Jewelers Recalls 2 Million Cursed Wedding Rings | Subscribe to The Onion’s YouTube channel
subject13fringe: Fringe head!canon where Walter keeps trying to make Peter wear his purple tuxedo to the wedding but Peter’s like gross no so Walter is sad but then Olivia comes in and asks if he can still wear it himself because she’d like it very
mysharona1987:When Fox News finally just became The Onion.
lizdexia:Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (1/?)
commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion but
biologicalwarfarewell: Fringe + The Onion (And Clickhole) Headlines, part 3 (insp.)
drilpencils: lizdexia:Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (1/?) ehhh close enough
gerwoman: man the onion does not give a FUCK
geekandmisandry: bikiniarmorbattledamage: So it turns out we have The Onion for video games now. It’s called Point & Clickbait and so far it seems pretty awesome… and worryingly accurate in ways. - wincenworks I genuinely thought these were
stevencrewniverse: Regular ol’ noodles and butter! Definitely the most complicated recipe Christy Cohen has done for episode snack.
arinky-dink: Loving the bomb so far
tench: ”Drop Beat Dad” was one of the sweetest episodes. I’m so so glad that SU is back in my life
rosedye: can yall tell i love aquamarine? i mean like shes pure evil in the form of a very small gem but, shes pretty rad u_u available on society6
antleredfox: Hilary Florido Zine: Pearl Eye for the Beach City Guy
wanderlust203: Yo I miss Onion Booty!! This was my favorite
dude-its-faris-ridhwan: obama-llama-time: toastephresh: i’m crying Because of the onion or… Should’ve seen that coming
odinsblog:commongayboy:Why is 47 year old Andy Cohen attacking a 16 year old girl on his talk show? Creepy much? Ricky Gervais makes fun of Quvenzhané Wallis’ name, Seth McFarlane used 9yr old Quvenzhané Wallis to make a sex “joke”; the Onion
chickswithsenorityproblems: nejikage: THE ONION. Brock if you opened your eyes for like five seconds you would see that is a rice ball
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode
mcu-owns-my-ass: (another) MCU characters + The onion headlines
marriedandfucking: marriedandfucking: It’s our anniversary this week. Well, two anniversaries really. Our wedding anniversary - 16 years, and swinging 2 years. This video “Who’s Fucking?” is from The Onion… and it’s fucking brilliant
tester1001me: “yes, leave those papers on my desk. You should stick around if you want to be next. It won’t be long, I’m about to bust a nut.”“no, not in you, I’ll take a meatball sub, hold the onions and send it to my office as soon as
khattriya: pramzzz replied to your post: grandpa kizashi would be so proudomg how does kizashi react to the onions tho
bikiniarmorbattledamage: So it turns out we have The Onion for video games now. It’s called Point & Clickbait and so far it seems pretty awesome… and worryingly accurate in ways. - wincenworks yesss!
unofficial-bill-whittle: thecraigslisthooker:The Onion, 1914Well they aren’t wrong
storywonker: argumate: this-is-getting-silly: argumate: no fats, no femmes, no hunks, no mascs, no twinks, no bears, no tops, no bottoms, no gods, no kings, no masters, no subs, No lettuce, no tomato, and easy on the onions,
thorsbaratitty: thor (2011) + the onion
stuttersteps:a dark day… the onion went off
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
loudmindsofttalk: teaforyourginaa: assijohnson: *cries uncontrollably* I remember these days 😭 This touched my heart😩😭 The soldier’s reunion with their kids always gets me
fun-with-colors: lost-incyber-space: skyakafreckles: samthe-onion-nigga: freewillandphysics: teal-deer: witchyroses: art–felt: I remember first learning that you can cry from any emotion, that emotions are chemical levels in your brain and your
sirfrogsworth:Sometimes I forget how savage The Onion can be.
bostonsocks: cryingarabella: breaking news #when did the onion start posting real news stories
thisiseverydayracism: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just
tanklawrence: bowserfucker: holy fuck this isn’t the onion Did he eat it though Its not real. It would’ve been funny tho
odinsblog: commongayboy:Why is 47 year old Andy Cohen attacking a 16 year old girl on his talk show? Creepy much? Ricky Gervais makes fun of Quvenzhané Wallis’ name, Seth McFarlane used 9yr old Quvenzhané Wallis to make a sex “joke”; the Onion
tchallabread: sadie96dr3amz: he legit followed the onion bag account iconic a true american icon
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