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brook: the onion is being way too real rn
kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and ruin their lives.”
mrbiggest: I COULD SMELL THE ONION IN HIS BREATH …BUT I DIDN’T MIND
kelsey-annn: seagull-goddess: guacamolebeautyqueen: disneyfoodtravel: thegaynerdblog: Here’s the recipe since motherfuckers can’t source their shit. sweet baby jesus This changes everything okay so yes plz here ya go rhyder
thethreehares: juliedillon: kiango: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just
raychjackson:the Onion is at it again
storywonker: argumate: this-is-getting-silly: argumate: no fats, no femmes, no hunks, no mascs, no twinks, no bears, no tops, no bottoms, no gods, no kings, no masters, no subs, No lettuce, no tomato, and easy on the onions,
buzzfeedfood:Yes! It matters what kind of onion you use!
gobiasinc: Arrested Development + The Onion headlines
sadie96dr3amz: he legit followed the onion bag account iconic
yayfeminism:The Onion is getting too real
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit
superagentpeggycarter: sometimes the onion is a little too real
prettyboyshyflizzy:-teesa-: 6.18.15“Fox News just makes my fucking head explode.” The onion is more credible than Fox News
caathartic:The Onion has been so spot on recently
lori-jaye: futurejournalismproject: The Onion Images: Various Twitter posts. Select to embiggen. Shots fired. I am so proud of people right now.
theonion: Last-Ditch Dating Website Simply Asks Users To Check ‘Yes’ If They Have Open Sores | Subscribe to The Onion’s YouTube channel
Tips For Being An Unarmed Black Teen | The Onion - America's Finest News Source
sodomymcscurvylegs: When did the Onion start reporting factual news?
politicalsexkitten:This isn’t The Onion
preciousjonathanbyers: stranger things + the onion
how-i-transmuted-my-mother: selimbradly: fma + the onion headlines This is too perfect
theweirdwideweb:not the onion
funny-pictures-uk: theonion:Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back The Onion is routinely quite brilliant :).
gerwoman: man the onion does not give a FUCK
micaxiii: bradleyswhitford:the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore also look at that pale-ass choco milkwtf is that? I bet it’s not even sweet
anduinnwrynn:Wow + The Onion headlines
cranberrydeception: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just
cat-pun: cat-pun: Listen I’ve never ever ordered something different from Subway. I always order the same thing, without fail. Same sandwich, same toppings, same everything and I don’t ever plan on changing it or trying anything different. 16 years
mysharona1987:The Onion really ain’t fucking around.
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it
commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion but Well this bee story created some buzz. Haha I’m funny.. 🐝🐝
terrencemann: literally every news article about donald trump sounds like it’s from the onion
jhfic1:dfranklinalex:redhotnow:thefurryforest:This is how all husbands should look 😍You can make me dinner any time “I never want to see you cry, babe. I will always chop the onions for you.”
New Tumblr Update Makes Everything Look like an Article from The Onion
bootyscientist: thisiseverydayracism: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers
elvenmoon: lizdexia: Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (2/?) Lmao
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode
trouserweasel: politicalsexkitten:This isn’t The Onion but wait–there’s more:
bostonsocks: cryingarabella: breaking news #when did the onion start posting real news stories
Game of Thrones + The Onion headlines (2/?)
cutebuttwyatt: parks and rec + the onion headlines (insp)
dinoscully: ghostbusters + the onion headlines (2/?)
troyesivan: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it
johntalkstoyou: theonion: Police Pleasantly Surprised To Learn Man They Shot Was Armed The onion is on point as always
canape-official: bradleyswhitford: the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore
sirfrogsworth: Sometimes I forget how savage The Onion can be.
capacity: fagsexuality: best of the onion This was too real
dimpuch: AtLA Book One + The Onion Headlines (Book Two/Book Three)
kitsumekat: geekmom13: drarrymylove: I swear that The Onion has an oracle on their team.
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