the onion
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selimbradly: fma + the onion headlines
softchad:filed under “not the onion”
loueejii: liberal-memes: Liberal Memes Every day at The Onion be like…..
cryptid-sighting:cop-disliker69:The onion is going to get banned from Twitter
cryptid-sighting:I need everyone to see what’s on the Onion’s homepage right now
mysharona1987:The Onion really ain’t fucking around.
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode and
commissionerdonovan: i thought this was the onion but
platinumvagina: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion #LOL i bet his wife is so dry
terrencemann: literally every news article about donald trump sounds like it’s from the onion
just-shower-thoughts: The Onion must be pissed because they can’t come up with anything about Donald Trump that’s funnier than his real life.
tastefullyoffensive: via The Onion
theweirdwideweb:not the onion
canape-official: bradleyswhitford: the onion shouldn’t even bother anymore
highbleaching: highbleaching: CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN HOW THIS ISN’T THE ONION ….update????
goth-aunt:violaslayvis:This just put The Onion out of business permanently I
idrils:businesshag: I HATE THE ONION #this is what you all sound like talking about succession
imlizy:as an empath i begin crying uncontrollably before the onion is even cut
titleforablog: The Onion owns yet again
caathartic:The Onion has been so spot on recently
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: (x)It’s not even from The Onion
hypodermcsally: bob’s burgers + the onion headlines
thisiseverydayracism: collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just
xekstrin: I thought this was an article from the Onion but it’s not
politicalsexkitten:This isn’t The Onion
goatfanatic: outragedbird: bruinuck: im so confused what does this mean GOPTeens is a joke account run by a writer for The Onion THAT actually makes a lot more sense, its actually even better now that i know this
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it
iwilleatyourenglish: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens DONE. THE ONION NAILED.
brook: the onion is being way too real rn
apotelesmatic: This is from Waterford Whispers, basically Ireland’s version of The Onion….
imthewritersway: The Onion Booty
Burger King Japan’s limited-time Kuro Diamond and Kuro Pearl burgers. Yes, that is black cheese. It’s dyed using bamboo charcoal, with the onion and garlic sauce made with squid ink.
theunicornkittenkween: theonion: Increasing Number Of Men Pressured To Accept Realistic Standards Of Female Beauty Oh The Onion. How I adore thee.
whiskey-gunpowder: not the onion
theprophetchuck: The onion might not even be wrong about this one lol
New Tumblr Update Makes Everything Look like an Article from The Onion
odinsblog: commongayboy:Why is 47 year old Andy Cohen attacking a 16 year old girl on his talk show? Creepy much? Ricky Gervais makes fun of Quvenzhané Wallis’ name, Seth McFarlane used 9yr old Quvenzhané Wallis to make a sex “joke”; the Onion
bostonsocks: cryingarabella: breaking news #when did the onion start posting real news stories
troyesivan: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it
troyesivan: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it Ugh.
afternoonsnoozebutton:The Onion’s coverage on gay marriage has been on fire (x).
odinsblog:commongayboy:Why is 47 year old Andy Cohen attacking a 16 year old girl on his talk show? Creepy much? Ricky Gervais makes fun of Quvenzhané Wallis’ name, Seth McFarlane used 9yr old Quvenzhané Wallis to make a sex “joke”; the Onion
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit
afternoonsnoozebutton: The Onion’s coverage on gay marriage has been on fire (x).
just-shower-thoughts: On April Fool’s Day, the Onion should post real news
prettyboyshyflizzy: -teesa-: 6.18.15“Fox News just makes my fucking head explode.” The onion is more credible than Fox News
generally: baenling: This isn’t fake, it’s real i literally thought this was from the onion wtf
sexualvulgarity: Ruki, the onion.
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