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onion-booty: she is gorgeous … gorgeous as the dawning of the sun in the backdrop
onion-bagels: sneater: adurot: This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb. i wanted to like make sure this was legit and stuff so i took a section of the left and stretched it over to the right and jesus fuck
onion-souls: pyronoid-d: wuevosama: This happened when I told a friend you CAN parry Havel but he wouldn’t believe me. So he handed me the controllerITS LIKE HE KNEW I WAS THE ONE IN CONTROLT H E R O C K W A S A F R A I D Havel really fucking sizing
onion-souls: popcornian: dnald: oosanbashi: damn why is the horse so weak why………. would a horse have more than one horsepower wh This is an unfair fight how is the horse gonna survive with only 1 hp left. Focus Sash, Endeavour, Quick Attack
onion-souls: This is the best meme because the more it ages the better it gets. It can’t become an old dead meme
onion-souls: foxsgallery: thesymbolofpeace: idk whats funnier the concept of tumblr staff hating the userbase of tumblr and purposefully, spitefully fucking up the code whenever possible or staff being so absolutely inept that they just accidentally
onion-souls: telasero: onion-souls: Great idea that will have no negative consequences: Witch hunters, but for clowns something like this actually happened at UMass Amherst Good. The people of Massachusetts have traditionally been very rational and
onion-souls: The character of the Doctor has been imprisoned, arrested, or otherwise apprehended over a thousand times across 275 televized stories and at no time has another character said, “pft, more like Crime Lord.”
The Story of BUB’s Miraculous Recovery as She RACES UP THE STAIRS …I think people are cutting onions around me. ;w;
onion-souls: swordofmoonlight: DARK SOULS III >> Reinforcement & infusion materials I can’t believe I never got that the Refined Gem is just a merger of the Heavy and Sharp. Or that there is a Younger Futhark A or N rune on the Twinkling
onion-souls: Under D&D rules, a dagger does 1d4 base damage. The average human has a Strength score of 10, adding no bonuses. Several of them, due to the military background of many, likely had strength or dexterity scores of 11-14. But only two
the-renegade-rose: Tonight in the skillet…black eyed peas, mushrooms, kale, onion, water, vegan bouillon #food #vegan Yummy
onion-souls:la-perfide-albion:onion-souls:notjerrybeans:rev-another-bondi-blonde:You guys are missing the point of the song, the devil throws the duel to inflate Johnny’s pride and cause him to eventually lose his soul. The devil is playing the
onion-souls:lordturkeyfist: kryptonians: lesbianbritneyspears: perrisbueller: lesbianbritneyspears: when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion
nyanymous: storywonker: argumate: this-is-getting-silly: argumate: no fats, no femmes, no hunks, no mascs, no twinks, no bears, no tops, no bottoms, no gods, no kings, no masters, no subs, No lettuce, no tomato, and easy on the onions, and a
mrsj-thepawg: The Onion
brook: the onion is being way too real rn
odinsblog:commongayboy:Why is 47 year old Andy Cohen attacking a 16 year old girl on his talk show? Creepy much? Ricky Gervais makes fun of Quvenzhané Wallis’ name, Seth McFarlane used 9yr old Quvenzhané Wallis to make a sex “joke”; the Onion
mapadagua: tulpendiebe: Gustav Gründgens in Fritz Lang’s M - Eine Stadt sucht einen Mörder, 1931 #Peeling the Onion by Günter Grass
jawnsbejawnin: Judge rules White Girl to be charged as Black Adult: (The Onion really nailed it with this one)
unofficial-bill-whittle: thecraigslisthooker: The Onion, 1914 Well they aren’t wrong
gerwoman: man the onion does not give a FUCK
7eggs: THE ONION IS ON FUCKING POINT RIGHT NOW
bumfinger: arousingsounds: “The Onion” rules. Lmfao
pishtacos:This is not from The Onion. This is real.
superagentpeggycarter: sometimes the onion is a little too real @sft425
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it @sft425
neraiutsuze: sebmoran: How not to run an election campaign. #every single headline I see about this guy i have to check if it’s The Onion
brook: the onion is being way too real
ethiopienne: Area Man Considers Self Ally To Women Unless They Threaten His Status In Literally Any Way (The Onion) PHILADELPHIA—Calling himself a “staunch supporter” of issues ranging from equal pay to reproductive rights, area man Brian MacKinnon
gangofants:When The Onion understands it better than most Tumblr users
fulltimehabibti:i wanna thank the onion
commissionerdonovan:i thought this was the onion but
condommodel: harrysbankaccount: you don’t even need to make fun of republicans they do it for you im pretty sure this is run by the onion but yeah
raychjackson: the Onion is at it again
i-sucked-dick-on-accident: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my godThere is literally no surprise hereAnd yet this is such gold to me Ok but GodIt got worse holy shit I can’t
Ok but guys,its canon that this girlfell in love with this guyForget Yellow Diamond,this is the real mystery around here….
chrossrank:Steven universe season 4 summarized by spongebob Not a real fan of this season,but im hyped for season 5. Edited the onion gang pic that was saying “buddys book”
lillulu228:Eat the onion ring man, 505. Do it
dreadlocked: theactualjakeenglish: midgets-are-friends-not-food: lolzpicx: In a parallel universe!! how fucking horrifying are some of these jfc at least the onion is conflicted about it
platinumvagina: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion #LOL i bet his wife is so dry
catgotyoururl: I know this is from the onion but I honestly don’t even doubt it
politicalsexkitten:This isn’t The Onion
troyesivan: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens sometimes the onion just fuckin nails it
therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath: therainbowgorilla: politicalsexkitten: This isn’t The Onion Oh my god There is literally no surprise here And yet this is such gold to me Ok but God It got worse holy shit
xekstrin: I thought this was an article from the Onion but it’s not
there was other stuff I wanted to draw for the ep but this will have to do for now haha
New Gym Member Lingers By Free Weights For Several Seconds Before Returning To Elliptical Machine - The Onion - America's Finest News Source
spider-boy1989:The onion is posting kink now apparently
Biologists Unveil New Taxonomic System Classifying Species By Hotness
jennyatsdcc: greeniebeans: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting
collababortion: kittydoom: salon: We dare you to say we don’t live in a rape culture. Amazingly, not The Onion: “[W]e now have young men telling Bloomberg News that they basically view their female peers as rape bombs just waiting to explode
dimpuch: AtLA Book Three + The Onion Headlines