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yaboybergara: shanemadej: Hey now we’re in another place and I dropped my phone in a cab when we got here but then got it back so everything’s fine now and I need a drink
slimyswampghost:“Someone left a phone with a busted screen in a road-stop toilet stall. I’d pulled in while driving home after making a delivery and i needed coffee. This photo was the only thing on it.”
tonystarkmakesyoufeel: scienceboyfriends: feriowind: hellotailor: swingsetindecember: that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence omg it really did. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA #tony’s glare upgraded
A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot or cold?’G
I had a dream where I saw a commercial that said SU was returning in June. It had clips but I don’t remember them since dream-me was running to get my phone to record it for you guys
miketooch: I want a phone that looks like a Pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts. …I wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so I can record their “cry.”
poofthedrifblim: Look at the babies I caught in Pokemon Shuffle ♥ I put it on my phone and sort of forgot about it until I got really bored today… now I’m hooked :D Chingling, another favorite, is up next! But I’m out of hearts, sigh. P.S.
glitterpiggies: I was bored and made a Millie - Molly - Billy pattern!You can use it as a background or whatever you like :) I can make them in different sizes, would people be interested in that for like phones or desktops or whatever?
paprika: aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK OMFG
dan-dewitt: bdsm-stgt: dan-dewitt: naughtypandadesu: dan-dewitt: Damn, my arms look great in this picture! What’s on that tank? Your phone is blocking it. It’s a bear :D look here! Dan, 23, aus Stuttgart… Planet Romeo: Holzkind Thank you
Over the summer I noticed that certain songs these days have gotten brief and shorter than usual. There’s been a change in structure when it comes to certain songs now. I think it has to do w/ the fact that we listen to music on phones and ppls attention
h4ils: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like ‘hot
chuweirdo: miketooch: I want a phone that looks like a Pokedex, and instead of pokemon in the entries it will be all of my contacts. …I wonder if any of them will mind giving me their height, weight and then yelling into it so I can record their “cry.”
injuries: One time my friend got a boner in class and the teacher thought it was his phone and grabbed it.
unexplained-events: Man from Vienna, Austria notices something strange floating in the clouds for about two minutes. He goes onto take a picture of it. “I grabbed my phone and after I took a photograph of it, the vehicle was gone. I’ve never
strongbirdjay: fairysharkmother: crossbonesandcutlery: ((this is riley im just too lazy to sign into my blog in my phones browser lol)) it is illegal in all 50 states for a city to shut your heat off if you meet these conditions!! there’s also some
dil-howlters-phone:nonymoose:thewolf-in-me:saucycuervo:satans-bacon:The Euthanasia Coaster is a concept for a steel roller coaster designed to kill its passengers. In 2010, it was designed and made into a scale model by Julijonas Urbonas, a PhD candidate
aegnor-anarion: marauderettemarsnerd: pocketpadfoot: Does anyone else remember that gif with the phone in the microwave and then Voldemort’s soul rose up from it before it melted down HOLY FUCK
amaalsdrifting: (a note in my phone: all these selfies. i always appear to be much more colourful than i am. i’ve never really considered it photography. it was something i did because i was sad or anxious and taking the pictures would distract me
askinsanetails: A - If I’m in love.B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was.C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed.D - If I have a preference for boys or girls.E - How many holes I have in my ears.F - Give me any options, like
bliissfulgold: Felt like drawing a little father-daughter adorbs with Sasuke & Sarada. Quality is a little weird since I sketched the lines in my sketchbook and had to take a picture of it on my phone to get it into PS; No scanner 8( .
nogfhaver: finnandfarah: omfg y’all. FRIENDSHIP COLLARS. HOLD THE PHONE, ORDERING IMMEDIATELY. (find them here.) you can’t imagine how relieved I was to scroll past the first pic and see that it was, in fact, dogs that OP had in mind for these
housewifesecrets: housewifeswag: sometimes I just hit random letters on my phone in hopes it will predict the word I actually wanted to type. When I do this it always comes up naughty words. * shrug*
matt-delancy: Not really… I just got that phone call, that seemed to be cut right in the middle of it and then nothing else… I don’t know what is the weirdest part about it… That is odd…
selftrainingbimbo: Phone Sex — let’s do it! what a pretty little bimbo, sitting in her apartment all alone…it’s probably best if you call her and entertain her!
sofreefifi: I’ve had these pictures in my phone for a while…marked as DO NOT post pics…today I was like fuck it….that for me is progress 😁😁 __ Body acceptance is…HARD…and it’s one hell of a fucking journey. Yes, today I am brave and
nostalgiclollygagger: theantipoet: “I don’t know how to say it, so I’m writing it down. I want to kiss your bad days on the forehead. I want to stroke your hair in the morning. I want to know what your mouth tastes like when you get off the phone
elf-of-the-shadowed-briar: houseofsatanscreeps: Put a letter in my ask. A - If I’m in love. B - Who the last person I talked to on the phone was. C - How long it’s been since I’ve kissed. D - If I have a preference for boys or girls. E - How
mysexysisters69: ACTUAL VIDEO OF MY SISTER!!! I found this in her phone of her tryna fit a bbc in her ass and cant tell you how many times i came to it
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whoever made the beatmap for yume no tobira ex can honestly suck my dick
jukeboxemcsa: “It’s not exactly user-friendly!”Kasey shouted, staring at the phone in confusion as she rummaged through a pile of clothes looking for something even remotely wearable. “I mean, it’s just a…like, a swirl that wobbles when I
That awkward, AWKWARD moment when you’re sketching clop on your phone in public and the shorts you’re wearing are too light to hide your rising boner. It’s a hell I brought upon myself. Edit: No…. no dude. I’m in a
My assistant farted in the office while I was out making a phone call. He thinks I didn’t notice. But I did. The frantic fidgeting, forced laughter. I know, dude. I know. Edit: Thinking about it I prefer it this way. My previou boss used
vizionairy: This was in my phone so I thought I’d share it… You see it?
