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mindbrokensluts: Lacey was always on her phone. Her parents couldn’t understand it. She seemed to wake up with it in her hand and fall asleep staring at the thing. They found it odd but never thought to do anything about it. It was probably harmless
heck-hath-no-fury: ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can
terror-billie: lesbianologist: imawitchywitch: Obtaining an Abortion in a State That Has Banned It Rule Number 1: take an at home pregnancy test, pay for it in CASH at the store Rule Number 2: tell NO ONE. Not over text, phone, social media, or even
lost-derpy-hooves: Random doodle drawn on my phone.. -drowns in finals- (Frozen has been following me EVERYWHERE… come in from a walk.. ‘radio’:LET IT GO ~LET IT GO ~THE COLD NEVER BOTHERED ME ANYWAY~ Me: gfdvhjfdghgddghydhhdfhhfxgfc FROZEN! WHY!?!
uss-disaster: hogwartzlou: you can tell a lot about someone based on their phone background. it shows what’s most important to them Reblog this and put what your phone background in the tags
artemispanthar: It’s such a little thing but I thought it was really really cute how the Gems all crowded around the tiny phone to watch that movie trailer. Like, making an effort to be interested in the human stuff the kids were doing, like overly
ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why
ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can tell your mom why your
wuf: uncensored version here @coffeelotte put this idea in my head of them having cell phones to send photos to one another so ofc i took it and executed it in the worst possible way idk i just wanted to draw some fun nsfw selfies, so sue me…
e99whites: me: sends a risky message me: you know what i need to do? i need to turn my phone off for the next week. i really need to cleanse myself from the toxins of modern technology. i need to turn off my phone and throw it in the nearest pond and
Noiz be like OKAY QUICK STORY TIME. I DIDN’T SEE THIS UNTIL THIS MORNING AND BY THIS MORNING I MEAN THIS MORNING IN CLASS AND BASICALLY LONG STORY SHORT SOMEONE ALMOST SAW AND I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE ALMOST THROWN MY PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM.
shao-fantastic: fonzworthcutlass: I’m convinced that phone companies put something in the software updates that fuck up the older model phones so you will buy the new one. they do Which is why I would not update to iOS 10 on my 6 and waited until
heck-hath-no-fury:ktisr: my friends sister was telling me about how in highschool a guy tried to take a picture up her skirt as she was walking up stairs and she saw, grabbed his phone, broke it in half, and handed it back to him and said “you can
findingfuninyour40s: A little movie I shot on my ‘phone whilst in Milton Keynes last weekend. I sent this to R, who was stood in a crowded area when he saw it land in his inbox. It was such sweet torture for him….wanting to watch, but being unable.
shiftingpath: reygf: i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic
killkisho: i just made a really hot video of my ass and i’m gonna gif it. i want to post it in a set but because it’s a video it won’t let me. i’m doing this thru my cell phone. it’s gonna be my last provocative post of myself until… hmmm…
hiitsmekevin: someone save the phone No don’t save the phone! Someone was too stupid to keep it in their pocket.
terezigirl: So I’m on a road trip to Oregon state and I go into Best Buy to turn in my broken phone and in the parking lot I start freaking out because right there is a car painted Tardis blue and it’s all done up with doctor who stuff on it with
squided: I once knew a person who would say phone numbers in the weirdest way. Like if someone’s phone number was 402-540-6677, she would say it is “four hundred two, five hundred forty, six thousand six hundred seventy seven”. Like where did
I WAS THERE WHEN SHE TORE YOU APART. DONT YOU REMEMBER. IT WAS ME ON THE PHONE WITH YOU. IT WAS ME WHO TEXTED YOU AND HELPED YOU HOLD YOURSELF TOGETHER UNTIL YOU COULD CALL ME AND FALL APART IN MY WAITING ARMS WHILE I CAUGHT ALL YOUR PIECES AND HELD YOUR
womenrapingmen: Apparently, my husband has been seeing escorts on the side. I found some strange phone numbers in his cell phone. I was a little pissed off. So I called a couple of escorts myself and invited them over. I told them to bring toys. It was
jedilukesighwalker: reygf: i’m watching olympic snowboarding and this guy just checked his phone before going down the hill and put it in his pocket.. he brought his phone down the hill at the olympics… this is so chaotic When you forget to do
stormiikitty: stormiikitty: killakillavideos3: Love how she pulled the phone out so she could record it along with her dude. You know it in your heart when he’s the one… Mood - this still got me in my feelings
I found this photo in my wife’s phone. It had been sent to several different phone numbers…….
I tried to color this on my phone but my phone kept freezing. But I still had to color this cuz I knew I had to as soon as I saw it. So here you go!!!(ask-miss-awesome-mod)pastel wives ;A;
